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Those Fucking Fanfic Moments 2

I'M SO SICK OF POLYVORE

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"Herp da der! I woke up and put on thisssss!"

Motherfucker, describe that shit. Don't show me pictures. This isn't a picture book, thanks. I used to work with children so trust me, I've seen my fair share of fucking picture books. Try writing it out instead of sending me to fucking polyvore. I used to do reviews on onedirectionfanfiction.org and YES I took off points if I saw that shit in a story.

Today was the day. Andy Biersack had personally invited me to interview his band, the Black Veil Brides for my YouTube channel. I struggled picking out what I wanted to wear but my girlfriend Star put together an outfit for me. While I wiggled into some laced up, patched up, grey skinnys with a graphic print tank top, she straightened my dark hair. She followed me around the room, trying to paint black lipstick around my lip piercings as I grabbed some jewelry and a leather BVB jacket I'd won in a giveaway contest.

Four sentences and it's already better. I fucking hate polyvore and if I catch you using it, I'm going to assume you're lazy (no joke, mate). DON'T USE PICTURES. FUCKING PAINT ME A PICTURE WITH YOUR WORDS.

Notes

DayTripper.

Boy am I hot today.

Comments

#16 just makes me want to start replacing skye with Snape's robot from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

I love that little robot.

NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
12/14/16

I'm almost in tears laughing at rant 7. Love it

NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
12/14/16

I don't know how I've never come across these rants before but omfg if this aint the same shit my sister and I talk about. Granted we are guilty of some stuff because it's what the people want, but still.

I think it makes us hypocrites.

NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
12/14/16

@Lauriesupremeoverlord
(Shoot me for saying it but) Trash is why I liked hanging out on the 1D site so much despite not being a fan. Everyone knows everyone, everyome's exchanging ideas, reviews are done, everyone tries their hardest to be original with what they're doing because they're sick of cliches being cliche. And the authors. You wouldn't BELIEVE the writers I've had the pleasure of planning plots or creating characters with :) (one of my favourite people on there is a girl named XKALEIGHTSTYLES57X so on the off chance you're inclined to read some wicked AU's, look her up ;D). Because trash is the only shit that gets read around here, I've dumbed down my writing here so much I'm no longer interested in my stuff. THAT'S pathetic

@CloudyDemonz OwO
Of course they read books! They read John Green and it's not their fault he doesn't understand basic character development (I shall explain my hate for TFios in two words-Augustus Waters) >;P

@Alexandria
I never bothered .-. I find an outfit on the web I like and try verbally describing it or just describe what I'd normally wear :X

DayTripper DayTripper
11/23/16

@DayTripper

signed up for one, wasted hours there. Insert bullet v.v

Alexandria Alexandria
11/22/16
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