Smutty's One-shots

My face turned a hot red, though I felt too leaden to move, so I just looked at my lap, ashamed. I was so plain compared to Andy, a married-

“Oh, stop!” I could feel his hot breath on my neck. “My lovely wife encourages my hobbies, (Y/N). As a matter of fact, she has quite a few pastimes of her own. I’m absolutely certain she’d also want to know what you would give for a kiss from me, hmmm?”

I could feel the vibrations from Andy’s throat; I could smell his hair. If, somehow, Juliet knew, if she was alright with… this, I would give anything that was mine to give-

Andy abruptly pulled away, wrinkling his nose. “Nuh-uh! Don’t sell yourself short, (Y/N)! You’re worth more than that! You make statements like that; shake on that- shit! You could find yourself getting eviscerated for only a kiss!”

Andy pinched the bridge of his nose, looking mildly irritated. “You are truly besotted! Alright, I’ll make you a reasonable offer: two layers of skin, off of the tips of all ten fingers?”

I nodded slothfully and put out my hand. Andy shook it zealously, and my mouth formed an, ‘o,’ as I felt a sting when the skin came peeling off of my fingers, as if of it’s own accord. I couldn’t see where it went. All I could see were Andy’s cerulean eyes glimmering in the dark haze. “And now for your reward. Come to daddy, babe.”

I felt his long fingers cradle my head as his lips met mine, and a thrill as his tongue entered my mouth without pause. I thought I might pass out from the bolt of adrenaline, the rush that flowed through me, as our lips gently caressed and our tongues slid together. Too soon, it was over, and I was left panting and clinging to Andy’s shirt.

Andy licked his lips. “Mmmm, you’re good at that. And you’re still hungry, I can tell, sugarplum. That pussy of yours is wet as a seal.”

My mouth dropped open in total shock. I would have moved to get away, mortified that Andy could see right through me, a pathetic fangirl, but my muscles were lethargic, seemingly just happy to be near him, to sit stock-still in his lean lap.

Andy chuckled, his smile entrancing. “Don’t be shy; open up to me! Tell me, gorgeous; what would you give for me to take care of that lusty problem of yours with my fingers? I’ve been told I’m a decently handy man.”

Desire and bewilderment blossomed in between my thighs and I couldn’t think as I pressed them together. Andy worsened the clusterfuck in my brain by lightly grasping my breast through my shirt. “You’d like to feel my fingers inside of you, wouldn’t you? Wouldn’t it be nice to lay back and have me fingerfuck that wet, starving, little snatch of yours? Let me tell you, I ‘d enjoy it. Would you me give five years of your life?”

I hesitated, and Andy seemed to sense it. Immediately he was nuzzling my neck, making me giddy. “I swear, I would get you off, baby. I could make you cum, more than once-“

My reserves broke, and I nodded, extending my hand. That time, I felt nothing as we shook. Andy waved his hand broadly, and a lavish bed appeared from the haze!

He grinned at me. “Ladies first. You get free kisses now, sweetie, you’ve earned it.”

I moved from Andy’s lap and gingerly sat on the bed, slowly removing my shoes. “Oh, take off everything, babe. You’re splendid to look at. I intend to get an eyeful, if you don’t mind. I consider it a perk in my line of work.”

He grinned at me rakishly before growing impatient and pouncing on me from behind, kissing along my neck and grasping at my breasts greedily. I was shocked when I felt him wiggle a hand down, in between my legs, inside my pants and panties, easily finding my wetness. “Uh!”

Andy snickered, curling his fingers to find my clit and rubbing as he held me against him. “Sweet, hot, and moist! I like you! Look at how you squirm for me!” It was as though he had magic fingers, the way he kneaded and stroked my clit, ahhh!

I was shocked when I felt myself actually starting to approach a climax already, how was that even possible?!? “Dirty girl! You really wanted this!“

Outrageously turned on, I came with a moan, still wearing my pants, as Andy slowly worked me through my orgasm. Afterwards, I slumped over, exhausted and embarrassed, only somewhat aware as Andy gently removed my clothes.

I felt Andy’s hand slide over my now nude stomach, and immediately warmth and anticipation started building in my core. “With your permission?”

I turned my head to look at Andy, and his eyes were mesmerizing. He smiled warmly at me. “I am an honorable man, (Y/N). I want you to be happy with your side of every deal you make with me. Unless you object, I’d like to tinker more with your bits.”

Andy’s eyes seemed to darken just a shade as I spread my legs, almost unconsciously. “You’re an exceptionally beautiful woman, (Y/N). I like watching your body quake.”

He bit his lower lip, chuckling to himself, as he entered me with several fingers, startling me a bit. For a moment I was ashamed I was so wet, shocked to feel him inside of me, I remembered I was naked in front of a stranger-

Then Andy’s fingers worked their magic again, and bliss blossomed in between my legs. I could feel him working my cunt, spreading it wider with his fingers, pushing, rubbing, stroking as his eyes glittered with merriment. Without losing his rhythm, he sat up and started massaging my clit with his other hand, and I started to writhe, it felt like too much to handle! “Oh God!”

Andy laughed. “Definitely not, babe.”

What? “Uh!” I started to tense, my whole lower body feeling an incredible pressure. I was completely under Andy’s control as waves of pleasure kept rolling through me in shocks and jolts. “Ah!”

Andy grinned wickedly. “Be a good girl and cum for me.”

I was stuffed so full; Andy was watching me so closely, fuck! It was so hot; it felt too good, everything was singing-

A massive, blanketing detonation overcame my consciousness, burying everything. There was nothing but a cloud of euphoria as I was exalted instantly to nirvana, paradise, my brain short-circuited. “Ahhhh….”

I felt Andy softly kissing my lips as I panted, limp and powerless. “Well done, kitten. I’ll give you a minute, then we’ll talk some more.”

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