Smutty's One-shots

I looked around the nest, pleased. Andy would return soon from his travels, and I had spent the last hour doing pathetic, domestic tasks to optimize my chances of seduction. I wanted this to go smoothly, my hormones had been driving me crazy!

Once again, I re-positioned the sphagnum moss over the slate, trying to get it just the way Andy liked it. I tasted the air; the humidity level was good, not too dry.

I cocked my head as I heard padded, soft steps at the passage, paired with the unmistakable sound of my beloved’s heavy tail dragging through the sand: Andy! I scuttled to the entrance to the cave, and there he was, standing tall and proud. “(Y/N)!” I sprung into his arms, wrapping my tail around him as we kissed.

Andy broke our contact, his tongue flickering out to tickle against my cheek as he smiled knowingly. “(Y/N)… You are in season, I can smell it!”

I rolled my eyes, feigning indifference. “I’ve had to stay home for three days, to keep the filthy beasts off of me, Andy. Three days! I’m bored stiff-“

Andy held me tighter as my pheromones took hold. “-Intolerable! Let’s see if, perhaps, I can make it up to you, somehow. I have ideas, (Y/N).” Andy tried to kiss me, but I put a claw over his mouth, getting a handsome frown.

“Hmm, ideas? Like what?” I smiled toothily.

Andy smirked at me. “Your body cries out to mine, (Y/N). If you do not want to mate, I can certainly go out hunting, try and prove myself ‘worthy.’ It would be hard for me to stay in the cave and not respond to a siren’s song as seductive as yours.”

I led Andy by his clawed hand to the mossy bed I had prepared. “If it’s all the same to you, my mighty tarragon, I’d rather not wait, as you’ve already proven your worth time and time again.”

Andy chuckled, his shiny scales glinting in the subtle light. “Then recline, my lady basilisk, and be ready to receive me.”

Excited, I lay on my belly on the moss, impatient to feel Andy’s touch. I felt him lay next to me, flicking his tongue out to sample my pheromones. I could tell they were having the desired effect when Andy started groping my breasts as he crawled on top of me.

“Ah, you’re so fine!” I felt Andy nuzzling against me, trying to nudge my legs apart gently. I spread my legs and lifted my tail, giving Andy access to my freely weeping vent. The moment I did that, as I’d hoped, Andy went mad with lust.

“(Y/N)!” He clamped his teeth on the back of my neck to hold me still as he lined his vent up with mine. Then, all at once, I felt the whole of one of his hemipenes enter me, and we both groaned for the pleasure.

Andy held me still with his jaws on the nape of my neck, as I writhed for the ecstasy while he pumped into me. It was as though he filled every need I’d ever had, as though he stroked every nerve ending I’d ever wanted touched. This was what I craved, what my body needed! When Andy mated with me, he fulfilled me.

Andy grew more tense, his grip on my breasts tighter, his pelvic thrusts jerky and rapid. Feeding off of his satisfaction, I started to feel an abrupt increase in urgency that rapidly accelerated out of control. I began to quiver, and then, in an instant, sublime paradise!

“Andy!” I felt my vent contracting as I climaxed, euphoria filling my body. A second wave of satisfaction overcame me when I heard Andy hiss as he began spilling his seed inside of me. Rhapsody incarnate.

We lay, entangled, for an abnormally long amount of time. Some would say we are unusual, that we spend too much time together. I think others are just afraid of those who are different from themselves.

As I went to lick Andy’s hemipene clean, so he could settle it back into his vent, he smirked down at me. “What?”

“I’ve missed you terribly, and you still smell fantastic.” Andy just kept smiling at me, looking mischievous.

“But-“ I gestured at Andy’s deflated hemipene. The poor thing would need a short while, at least, to recoup.

Andy grinned even wider. “Now I finally know why I have two of them.”

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