Welcome to the Real World.

"Room service!"

"What the fuck?!"

I gave an animalistic groan as I squirmed out from underneath the skinny man on top of me, earning a clap on the ass for the effort I put into shoving him off of me. I turned back and looked at him with a raised eyebrow and a smirk as I raised my foot, shucked off the boot and threw it at him.
"Um ow! Steel toes!" He cried, holding his bony little shoulder
"Big baby." I grinned and opened the door before I was trapped behind said door, pinned between it and the wall as 4 more men came into the room.
"Guys!" Andy exclaimed and got up, wrapping his arms around each one of them, then me as I emerged from the land between the door and the wall with a small welt on my forehead. "Awe Abbie!" he fussed and kissed the throbbing welt.
"Ow!" I pouted and tapped his bruised shoulder, smirking as he gave a little wince.
"Dick" he muttered under his breath.
"You are what you eat." I retorted and turned to face the other men in the room who had been standing there awkwardly during that whole exchange.

"Hey there.."

Notes

Hell yes, I am back!
With a vengeance?
Possibly.
So sorry for the short ass chapter, I've been so busy with school and exams.

And I am here to confirm that it is possible to survive an attack from a steel-toed boot, I lived to tell the tale.

-Thorny