Bulletproof

I'm so happy I just met Ben fucking Bruce. I knocked on the FIR bus. Ronnie answered the door. Now that I've seen a picture of his dick I can't look at him again with a straight face.
"Is Kj here?" I asked trying not to lough.
"Yes she's inside come in" he said as I walked inside.
"Hey it's good to see you again." I turned around and saw Jacky.
"Hi it's good to see you too." I said as my phone ringed.
*hello*
*Yeah joy hey it's Jinxx*
*Yeah what's up*
*I wanted to tell you that your going to need to find a new bed to sleep in. My wife is flying in today and she is going to be sleeping with me. I'm sorry*
*no it's ok. Thanks for telling me bye*
I ganged up the phone.
"Fuck"
"What's up"
"Jinxx' s wife is flying in today. So I have to find someone else to sleep with."
"Well my offer still is up.''
"Really?"
"Yeah sure you can stay as long as you need"
"Thank you so much."
"Hey what's up" Kj said walking in to the room
"I'm going to be sleeping with Jacky for a little bit."

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