DayTripper's Fanfic Fails
"She Has the Voice of an Angel"
If Skyler is in a band, tell me why the only thing the bitch can do is sing? Like motherfucker, can't she play any instruments? ANY? And why does no one ever describe her voice? Like if she's so good, tell me how she's so good. Is it smooth and velvety? Soulful? Does her voice have that scratchy, high pitched 80s powerballad shit to it?
I actually really don't like most chick vocalists. I don't like Juliet Simms, I don't like Taylor Momsen, Melanie Martinez is getting to mainstream for me, Halsey sounds like Lorde who sounds mainstream, Ariana Grande is a wanna be Mariah Carrey, Haley Williams does NOT impress me, Kellin Quinn just regurgitates the same lyrics over and over.
If she's in a band, can she do something OTHER than sing?
Notes
Lol, I'm guilty of the singing thing too (if you look up my story Warped). I am rewriting a PTV fic though with another chick led band where Vic actually makes the comment that "of course the girl sings, what else can she do?" So yeah. At least poke fun at yourself, mate :D
Chapter 8 is on the money! People can't space!
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