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DayTripper's Fanfic Fails

Sky's Dream Job

This is Sky. Sky is a tattoo artist in a band who works at Hot Topic on the side. Because those are the only three things she can do.

Can Sky ever have a regular job? You know, I've had a shit ton of people tell me "you look like a rockstar!" or "I saw you and knew 'that chick's iconic.'" Do you know what I do for a living? I'm a cashier at a gas station. My first few jobs included pet sitting, painting houses, and working reception/ life guarding at a pool. Ultra cool, right? I mean, that shit oozes cool like "yeah, I bet some bitch dressed in all black with stretched ears and ever-colour-changing hair who likes obscure things like CombiChrist and Spoon works here!"

Hot Topic isn't a very rad place to begin with so why go there? It's all over hyped Disney shit. Granted it's called HOT Topic meaning whatever's cool but back in my day it was all corsets, Tripp pants and shelves of combat boots (now you're lucky if you find those online). And tattooing? Have you ever designed a tattoo? Ever done art? I was an art major in college and the shit's a lot harder than you'd think. I'm a dick when it comes to shitty tattoo artists (I'm lookin' at you Kat Von D). Just because you have a gun and some ink doesn't mean you're good. AND JUST BECAUSE YOU OWN A GUITAR DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE THE GREATEST SINGER, SONGWRITER, AND RHYTHM GUITARIST IN THE WORLD. Someone, please give your Skyler some off the wall, normal shit to do for a job cos this shit is unrealistic and God damned irritating.

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Comments

Chapter 8 is on the money! People can't space!

tina tina
1/7/17

I kind of want to read Sky's diery now, that precious LG entry tho
o w o

Man you are so right about the 'Sixx" vs. 'Six!' That shit drives me nuts! Kudos!

SmuttyPariah SmuttyPariah
1/6/17

@smutty pariah

she's sort of a mix of CA and FL, i think. but she lives in LA now.

anathema anathema
9/3/16

I'm so onboard with not making Juliet a villain, it's just so over-done it makes me sick. As it happens, I saw her at warped 2015 and she totally won me over musically, she was an incredible performer. I'm also fairly certain she's not British, though I can't remember what state she's originally from.

SmuttyPariah SmuttyPariah
9/3/16