DayTripper's Fanfic Fails

"I got dressed and walked out the door to go to Hell, aka school."

Oh. My. Bhudda. #3edgy5me. Sky, you are so original! You hate school? But why?! It's a magical place filled with the hopes and dreams of eager to learn students and where your golden years will be! Lulz, jk school is shit but let me tell you something. Everyone calls school Hell so this statement is by no means original and that means I'll assume the rest of your story is just as lacking. Plus, if you're that emo broody teenager who currently hates everything trust me when I say "you'll look back a year after you graduate and realize what a dipshit you were in highschool." I'm still a broody teenager even though I'm old enough to buy my own liquor now and even III can recognize "I was a selfish, whiny dumbass back then."

High school is also the final part of the easiest part of your life. If you sleep in, your parents get you up. They don't do that after you graduate. Everyone holds your hand and coddles you. They don't do that in college. You can make up assignments. Again, something college doesn't do (semi-proud college drop out currently on academic suspension due to laziness!). Literally, high school is just roll the fuck out of bed, show up, give a lame ass excuse why you didn't do homework/show up yesterday (my bf's little brother once said dinosaurs ate his homework and got away with it, how I don't know), and go home. Do that for a few years and you get a piece of paper saying SKYLER QUINN SYKES BIERSACK FUENTES PURDY GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL BECAUSE THIS SHIT'S JUST THE TUTORIAL AND EVERYONE CAN BEAT A TUTORIAL!

So stop whining. It's okay to vent, but don't be so overdramatic. You literally have no idea how easy your life is right now (I'm only excusing girls named Carrie covered in pig's blood with over religious mothers). I promise. Keep your head down and just show the fuck up.

It's that easy.

Notes

Hate me now but five years from now you'll be right here with me, I promise <3