DayTripper's Fanfic Fails

HOW MANY MU'FUCKING TIMES DO WE GOTTA TALK 'BOUT DIS, BISH?!

Holy fuck, okay. Okay, okay, okay. You're driving me nuts but I'm nice enough that I'll reiterate this one more time.



THIS ^^^^ IS WHAT A SIXX LOOKS LIKE



THIS ^^^IS WHAT A SIX LOOKS LIKE. Notice that lack of an extra X? Yeah, because Andy's Six is like 6. SIX. HE'S ANDY 6. Nikki Sixx is a guy who likes repeating himself so he's a SIXX. DOES ANDY LOOK LIKE NIKKI? NO, NO HE FUCKING DOESN'T. IS HE RELATED TO NIKKI? NO, NO HE'S FUCKING NOT. DOES HE IDOLIZE NIKKI? Actually, yes, Andy is a Crue fan cos he's got good taste (cheers, 6).

I know with the unnecessary amount of names Andy goes by because he's clearly got MPD because he was clearly the victim of Satanic ritual abuse, that it's going to get confusing. Is he Andy Biersack? Is he Andy Black? Is his name even fucking Andy? Regardless, Andy was never Andy Sixx. Never. A lot of people seem to think he's the spawn of Nikki Sixx or something and he's not. You know when you buy a CD and it's got that booklet in the case with the credits, lyrics, copywright, and all that jazz? On We Stitch These Wounds, Andrew is CLEARLY listed as ANDY SIX (like 6). So stop with this Andrew Nikki Sixx stuff. It's weirding me out. Stop.

Stahp. Stahhhppp. Or I'll just spam every story of mine with Motley Crue gifs so you can see what a Sixx really looks like (I like to be helpful, eh?)

Notes

By the way, total correction. I called Juliet British in a prior chapter. She's not. I was told different and Google agreed with what they were telling me. I was wrong. But I know I'm not fucking wrong about the 6 V Sixx thing.