DayTripper's Fanfic Fails
Fuck Juliet!
If there's anything I know about Juliet, it's that in 99% of fan fics where she's included she is a God damned fucking cunt who is the scum of the Earth and tries stealing Andy from our beloved Sky even though Juliet's just going to cheat on him again...because she's a fucking bitch.
And if she's not a fucking bitch, then it's because she IS Sky! Can we just like maybe get a fic where Sky and Juliet are best friends and the struggle with Sky and Andy is that Andy's either Juliet's boyfriend or ex or something so she feels weird about her thing for a guy her best friend like(s/d)?
Like I get it, she's with Andy so who better to make the bad guy than the chick we all already know but really? Shit's about as unoriginal as your average Taylor Swift song ("and this one is Bad Blank Woods We Are Never Ever Ever Putting in Style for Dear John!"). Granted, I don't like Juliet Simms but not because she's a bitch for taking Andy away from his fangirls, but because I genuinely don't like her music (hate me, I have Anne Wilson and Lita Ford to listen to). Plus I hate competitive singing shows (whatever happened to the garage band?). But that doesn't mean she's not a person and you could try portraying her for what she is-some Brittish chick who's apparently like super cool, right (I don't know so correct me if I'm wrong)? Plus I think fan fiction is just so much cooler when shit's realistic and that includes THE BAND MEMBERS AND GIRLFRIENDS WITH THEIR GIVEN PERSONALITIES. Cool right?
then you fucking feel just as dirty as Sky because she's taking Andy from Juliet who you've now grown an attachment to because this is the first fic you've ever read by BVB_Fanatic_12394_Poison_Drop who has awesome character development and brings their characters to life as the people you've come to know and respect! Fucking righteous.
Stop portraying Juliet as a bitch. You're not original. I'm not original. Taylor Swift isn't original.
Notes
Eh, I was on Wattpad and started thinking about this but since I don't have one of these on there :O
If you wanna find me on there I'm @only_here_for_axl and the other profile name thingy is Call_Me_Godot. I'm currently working on a Gn'R fic and will start a Motley one soon ;O
Chapter 8 is on the money! People can't space!
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