DayTripper's Fanfic Fails

We're starting off basic with one of my biggest pet peeves. GRAMMAR. A typo once in a while is okay but they're our two many people who don't no the difference between then and than (sea watt I did their?).

So here's a small helpful guide!

Lose- something that ends up lost
Loose- my ex roommate's very roomy vag
Than- comparing stuff "I prefer Miley Cyrus rather than Taylor Swift"
Then- order, "Andy farted, then he sniffed it"
You're- you are....reading this for some bizarre reason
Your- your dog is dying, check on him.
No- no motherfucker
Know- facts that you have in that brain of yours (assuming you have one, you might be a zombie or something)
Two- 2
Too- way too much stuff
To- I'm going TO the store.

Another irritating thing is wen our fictional caracter well call Skyler (bc every gurl Andy lyks is named Skyler, srry Juliet) talkz lyk this in real lyf bc its just ez. Like no, no. Just no. Type like a fucking moron if Skyler texts like a fucking moron. It's one thing when Sky's texting and she wants to say ppl in her text but for the love of the spirit world, when typing dialogue, WRITE OUT THE FUCKING WORDS.

Notes

I don't spend a lot of time on this site because there's a lot that bugs me so hopefully this will inspire me to actually hang out over here (apart from Anathema calling me a story abandoner-which I am- so I have to try churning out a chapter for Andrew and-I don't have to but I'm going to-tell you to go check out her work because she's one of two authors on here that I think have their shit together ;D).