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I Didn't Want to Get Married

#26

Though (Y/N) and I had hoped to abscond, unnoticed, to our now shared bedchambers, it seemed that fate was determined to test our patience. As soon as our carriage arrived at the house, a small pack of well wishers descended on us like hungry vultures!

The only way I could get them to run off was by telling them I was about to reveal my wedding gift to (Y/N), and that it was a private moment. Of course, the downfall of that was that we couldn’t then run off and engage in coitus instead. It meant I had to actually follow through and reveal the stables I’d had built, and the horses I’d purchased.

Of course, that made me an instant wreck! I was planning on saving it for the day after our wedding… What if (Y/N) hated the horses I’d picked out? What if she thought it was a pathetic display of opulence or machismo? Or what if she felt it was too little, that she deserved more? I found myself picking at a hangnail nervously as I led her through the manor house, too nervous to speak.

“Andrew, you didn’t need to get me anything-“ (Y/N)’s cheeks were still rosy with excitement. She was lovely!

I shook my head and kissed her hand. “-Too late! If you hate every last bit, just tell me, and I can have it all done away with. Just be honest.” Of course, on the inside, I was thinking I would sully my trousers if she said any such thing!

As we walked out onto the grounds, I walked her towards my stables. “Oooh! Did you get me a horse? Or have you made a stall ready for Courtney to stay in?”

Ah good, she sounded excited by either possibility. I started to feel a bit more self-assured. “Well, you’re not too terribly far off. Just have patience.”

(Y/N) wrinkled her nose. “Courtney simply must come with me Andrew! I won’t abide-“

I raised my hands quickly in a placating gesture. “-Of course, of course. But a moment, and all shall be revealed.”

(Y/N) raised an eyebrow suspiciously at me, but took my arm and let me walk her past the edge of my stable. Where, of course, just a ways off, I had built (Y/N) her own stable. She cocked her head and looked at me. “You’ve increased your stables?”

I shook my head. “That one is yours.”

Her eyes got as immense as saucers. “Andrew! Is Courtney-“

I smiled. “-Yes, Courtney is already making herself at home. Would you like to go see her?”

(Y/N) threw her arms around my neck and kissed me on the cheek. I looked around, but luckily, no one had seen. I had certainly married a fiery woman!

She took my arm and we made our way through one of the entryways. As we walked down the aisle, we passed ‘Boy.’ She pointed at him. “Who is that, he is handsome!”

I smirked, feeling clever. She liked him! “He doesn’t have a name yet. He’s a Gypsy Vanner stallion I got as a gift for you.”

She squealed, and moved to go see him. Gently, I caught her up. “Wait, my firebrand, there’s more.”

(Y/N) turned, her jaw dropping. “More? You’re a madman!”

I glanced quickly around. Seeing no one, I stole the briefest of kisses before pulling away. Even that was enough to leave me breathless. “I am. I am mad for you. Nothing would ever be enough, but I have tried-“

(Y/N) snorted. “-Well, all I’ve brought was a bunch of ridiculous clothing-“

I leaned close to her. “-I shall enjoy learning how to quickly remove every single item you brought with you from your luscious body.” I cleared my throat. “Um. But first, let me show you a few more things?”

(Y/N) had blushed a comely scarlet, but took my arm again, and let me show her where Courtney was stalled. She was delighted by Bridgette and Heidi, just as I’d hoped she would be. When I revealed that she was Hecate’s new owner, I found myself on the receiving end of a very frisky kiss! It seemed, all in all, my new bride was well pleased by her wedding gifts, and I couldn’t have been happier!

Notes



The End?... ;3

Comments

@Kellyrages

Glad you dug it, bro.

SmuttyPariah SmuttyPariah
10/25/16

Oh my god, these two are my favorite couple ever. I'm sad it's over because I just loved how they talked literally so bluntly with each other! Andrew stayed so mortified! Ah! <3 <3 <3 <3

Kellyrages Kellyrages
10/25/16

@Maladaptive


The very best comic books! High-end graphic novels! Mwahahaha! ;3

SmuttyPariah SmuttyPariah
10/21/16

@smutty pariah
OMG stop! I love both of you! We already discussed this!

Smutty Pariah = comic books
Anathema = book series

Maladaptive Maladaptive
10/21/16

@anathema

Both > just one, right? ;3

SmuttyPariah SmuttyPariah
10/20/16