*Andrew’s POV*

Eliza tried to prod me for information. “So what exactly are you so excited about?”

I grinned as we walked up the path. “I’m debating whether I want to tell you everything or just parcel it out bit by bit- oohmph!” Eliza shoved me in a rather manly fashion. Damn, I was going to have to adjust to her being so much stronger than she looked! “Being an impatient drama queen won’t help your case, I’ll reveal what I choose, when I choose to reveal it! For now, suffice to say that I’m quite eager to advertise to everyone that you’re my woman and everyone is to keep their grubby hands off your marvelous bosom and backside!”

Eliza guffawed. “You’re just hoping I’ll keep the flies away, Andy! And what if one of my titties gets a wound during a scuffle? Or one of my poor asscheeks? Should I just let it fester?”

Feeling brazen, I pinned Eliza against a tree and pulled her collar down quite a ways, nearly freeing her impressive chest from its confines. “You need never fear for the welfare of your porcelain breasts, Eliza. I’d just have to inspect any wound inflicted upon them carefully, care for it tenderly…” Impulsively, drawn by the magnetic power of her cleavage, I lowered my lips to the crevice between her faultless globes and placed a few light kisses, pleased to see her skin flush. “I would be vigilant in my attentions...” I glanced up at her and saw she was watching me, mouth open-

“-Good evening, Second Officer Andrew! Good evening, Watchman Eliza!”

Fuck! I sprang away from Eliza and the tree, turning to see Ashley Purdy coming up the path! That dickhead was smirking, I would wipe that fucking smile-

I felt Eliza’s hand on my shoulder. “Good evening to you as well, Second Officer Ashley.”

Ashley nodded at us both and, to my surprise, kept walking. Eliza turned to me. “We haven’t even made it to Commons and you’ve already achieved your goal. Though, perhaps, in the future, you could refrain from unclothing me and sucking on my body parts in public? Repeated incidents might make it more difficult for me to ever-so-seamlessly integrate into the Night Watch and the Wild Ones as a whole. Second Officer Andrew. Who is my warden. Andy Black.”

I snorted and started walking up the path again. “I wasn’t sucking.” I pointed at her admittedly moist chest. “See! Not a mark remains!” As I turned to make my argument, I decided that I had left far too much of Eliza’s heavenly bosom exposed to others' eyes for my liking. I stopped and tried to fiddle with her collar to cover more of her ample breasts, and got a smart smack on the hand for my efforts.

Eliza shook her head, disgusted. “Well, then, I suppose you’ll have to try again later, won’t you?” Cheeky woman! I watched her mesmerizing posterior as she walked ahead of me a ways before eventually noticing I wasn’t following.

She turned and called back, mystified. “Aren’t you coming? I thought you were excited?”

I jogged forward to catch up with her, grinning like a fool. “I was admiring your buttocks! I love watching you walk from behind, I always have! It’s so rhythmic and, gods, just, erotic!”

Eliza looked astonished. “But I was just walking up the path, Andy!”

I couldn’t help but smirk. “I know! Imagine how great it would be if you were going at a full trot!”

Notes

sorry for the long absence, i've been dealing with some health issues. bear with me. none of my stories are abandoned. :O)

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of course, i congratulate Andy & Juliet on their marriage. though i'm definitely not the marrying type, if it is something meaningful and beautiful to them, i support them fully in their choice to celebrate their love for each other in that fashion. and, just as i always have, i support anyone's right to love whoever they choose (so long as it's not, like, a minor), and that support, of course, extends to both Andy and Juliet.

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i took some videos at the last show i attended:

September Mourning at the Hawthorne Theatre on 4/14/16 in Portland, OR
Otep play 'Battle Ready' at the Hawthorne Theatre in Portland Oregon on 4/14
Part of 'Equal Rights, Equal Lefts' performed by Otep at Hawthorne Theatre on 4/14/16 Portland OR