Bloody good time

February 10th


*Andy's point of view *


I think it's really cute that Ashley and Ann are going on a date. I'm glad that girl is putting herself out there. She deserves to be happy, I know she's had years of loneliness and that's one of the worse feeling in the world. I know Ash will treat that girl good. Everyone thinks he's some kind of man whore jumping from relationship to relationship but he just chooses really bad women who leave him at the first sign of commitment. He really wants someone to love and marry. He's such a fucking teddy bear.


Ashley concluded that he was going to go buy Ann a corsage for their upcoming date. He wants to be a cheesy twat. He drags along Jake and Cc to help him pick one out, leaving me and Jinxx behind with Ann to keep her company.


"So I've noticed Juliet is actually being pleasant, the fuck are you putting in her food, Biersack? Cause I want whatever she's having," Jinxx questions glancing up from him phone to me.


Ann keeps a straight face and speaks in a plain-spoken manner, keeping her eyes glued to her phone screen as she scrolls, "It's mood swings. She's pregnant. Give her a minute she'll be ripping out everyone's throat."


Pure silence ran through the room as Jinxx and I stared at Ann, bug eyed and jaws dropped to the floor but she kept a resting face to her phone, scrolling and occasionally typing. Only Jinxx was physically able to respond to her comment. I can't completely take in what I've just been told. My brain won't function. I'm going into some kind of emotional shock.


"How the shit do you know that?" Jinxx asks still in awe but not quite at my level because mentally I'm freaking the FUCK out but on the outside I look like I've just been just been told some really crazy fucking news, oh wait. That's because I HAVE!


Ann sighs in annoyance and rolls her eyes before looking up at us. "How do you not know? It's so obvious. She just reeks of that pregnant smells."


Jesus Christ, Ann. We're not vampires like you. We can't fucking smell like you can.


Ann lets out a loud, pissy groan. "Fuck. You're right, Andrew. I gotta explain that shit." She turns to face Jinxx and lets her fangs free from her gums. Jinxx's eyes just bulge out so much they look like they're going to pop out of his head. "I'm a vampire. Tell anyone and I'll kill you and your entire family. Is that understood?" He nods vigorously and Ann hides her fangs once more. "Questions? "


Jinxx calms and shrinks.in fear of his new found information. "How do you know Juliet is pregnant?" He quietly asks avoiding eye contact with his vampire friend.


Jinxx, you pussy.


"Hey! Don't be mean! I would be scared too! I'm a fucking vampire that literally rip you both apart and hide your bodies to where the police would never find you!" Ann snaps, hurling a very large bus manual she found underneath the couch at me, hitting me square in the face. I grip my injured nose, hoping she didn't just bust my nose. She gently pulls Jinxx to her side and hold him, speaking very soft to him as if he's a toddler. "Well, you see Jinxx. My senses are enhanced far beyond anything humans could ever imagine to have so I can smell very well. Especially blood. A woman with child has twice as much blood as she normally would. I can smell it. She obviously doesn't know considering she was smoking and I didn't know till I was hugged by her this morning. Amount of blood takes a minute to be properly sensed."


"We have to tell her. I can't have her hurting my baby any further than she already has," I finally speak up, getting over that sinking feeling in my stomach. "Okay, we can't exactly tell her, we'd have to tell her you're a vampire too and I want to keep it with someone who can actually keep a secret i.e Jinxx."


"Give me a minute," Ann says as she grabs her phone from her lap. She dials a number, tears started to flow down her cheek. We try to question if she's okay but she quickly shushes us then presses the call button and puts the call on speaker.


"Hey Ann. What's up?" Juliet's voice comes from Ann's phone.


"Jul-Juliet," Ann replies with a harsh catch in her throat.


"Ann, what's wrong? Why are you crying?" Juliet responds concerned.


"I missed my period and I'm scared I might be pregnant. Who I'm sure is the baby's father cheated on and left me," Ann is sobbing at this point, she is a fantastic actor.


"Okay, honey calm down. It'll be okay. I can go stop by a convenience store and pick you up a test, would you like that?" Juliet coos to her, she's being attentive and nice for a change. That's the Juliet I love. The one that cares.


I would and I know this is gonna sound weird but can you take one with me? Please. It'll help me so I don't feel so alone," Ann begs with Juliet.


"You got it, sweetheart," Juliet happily agrees to be there for Ann in this false situation. "It'll be okay. I'll see you soon."


"Thank you so much!" Ann acts as if she's the most grateful person to ever exist for what Juliet is 'helping' her through. They exchange good byes then end the phone call.


Ann wipes her face free of tears and does a little bow while we clap for her outstanding performance. "And that's what fifteen years of acting classes looks like boys."


"You're not actually pregnant, are you? You were really convincing with that story," Jinxx comments.


"Vampires can't get pregnant. And in the slightest chance one does get knocked up that baby will be the fucking anti-christ or some shit," Ann says making devil horns with her fingers. "We'd all be fucked cause that kid would take down the fucking world."


"Wrap up Purdy's shit cause I know you want a piece of that ass," Jinxx teases, giving Ann a playful shoulder nudge.


She flicks him off with bright red cheeks. "You shut your bloody mouth, Ferguson!"


After about fifteen minutes of just Jinxx and I laughing and Ann throwing whatever she can grab at us, Juliet enters the bus. The bag in her hand has been wrapped up with at least four other bags to hide it's contents. Juliet sends me a smile then kisses my forehead. Her and Ann slip into the bathroom, quickly locking the door behind them. You better take that test Jules.


*Juliet's point of view*


I take the plastic bag wrappings from the small cardboard boxes exposing the tests. Ann takes a deep, shaky breath and takes hold of one of the boxes. She slowly opens it and pulls out the test that's in its own wrapper. Her hands fumbled with the plastic and dropped it multiple times. I picked it from the linoleum flooring and rip off the wrapper, pop off the bright pink cap then hand her the bare test.


"Th-thank you," Ann says quietly as she sits herself on the toilet. I turn around and let her do her business. I turn back around when I hear the flushing. Ann clicks the cap back to the test then places it on the counter.


I do the same with the second test. I follow the instructions on the package then sit it on the other side of the counter to avoid confusion on who's test is who's.


I look back to Ann, sitting on the counter next to her test. Her hand was shaking hard as she bit down on her nails. I gently take her hand from her mouth and held both of them.


"You think Ashley will still want to go out with me if I'm pregnant?"Ann jokes trying to laugh without crying.


"Ashley has dates women with four kids before, this one he'll be able to raise with you and I'm sure he'd love that," I try my hardest to make this situation easier on her. I know she's scared.


She lets go of my hands and reaches for her test, I grab mine as well. She reads her's and her face is nothing but relief. "I'm not pregnant," She breathes easy now that she knows the results. I take a look at mine to make sure I'm not cause you never know. Andy and I did fuck a few months ago. I might have been ovulating. I can't keep up with my ovaries.


I could feel the color leave my tanned complexion. I lost feeling in my hand causing the test to fall from my fingers. My vision began to blur. My legs fumbled under my own weight. My body dropped down the floor. The last thing I see before I black out was two pink lines.


Two pink lines.


I find myself in a dark room, no sun light coming from the windows. There's no light coming from the bulbs on the ceiling. Only light I can see is from illuminated numbers on a machine next to my bedside. An annoying beeping sound is coming from one of those machines as well. I turn my head to find Andy sleeping on the small couch on the other side of the bed I was in.


"Hey, wake up," I weakly call out to him.


Didn't even take a second for him to jump awake. He rushes to my side, takes grab of my hand. "Baby. Oh my god, you're okay. I was so worried."


"I'm pregnant," I cough due to the dryness in my throat.


Andy smiles and places his free hand on my lower belly. "I know, Jules. Aren't you excited?" He acts as giddy as a young child getting a baby brother or sister.


His happiness sent a wave of warmth through me that gave me the same feeling I'm sure he's experiencing. "Yes, Andrew. I'm excited."


We spend hours talking about how we were going make our two spare rooms into one big room for the baby. With a big rocker/hammock thing so when we have to get her back to sleep and we'll be able to rest in as well. Then she'll have the most well made crib for her with the softest sheets. She'll have nothing but the best. This is the first time Andy and I laughed together and enjoyed each others company in months.


This baby could save our marriage.

Notes

So I tossed a baby in that shizz. Boom. Hope you liked it. I thought it was great. I'm gonna make it a thing about every three "days" for this story I'll upload a whole list of thinks for Ann's outfits and any other female character cause polyvore makes it hard to make boy outfits.