Fucking hell... these guys are annoying as fuck...
"CC GET OFF THE FUCKING FRIDGE!! JAKE YOU ARE GONNA THROW UP!! DANNY STOP JACKING OFF!!" I'm running through my house trying to keep it clean while ignoring the pain in my ribs. Then suddenly I drop, I'm wheezing. Fucking hell... who threw that fucking teddy bear.
"WHOEVER THREW THAT IS GONNA FUCKING FEEL PAIN!" I hear Ben squeal in terror and I force myself to my feet, walking over to him. Anger and pain pain clear in my eyes. So I go all fucking Natzi on him.
"Verdammte Scheiße ya Arschloch. Ich habe gebrochen Rippen so stoppen verdammt Herumspielen! Du hättest mich töten können!" I scream at him. His eyes widen in terror as he scrambles behind Andy who is calmly eating an apple. Yes I said it an apple.
"Wh-what did you say??" He whimpers and I cackle evilly before pointing to the couchs and screaming, "SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!" Everyone scrambles into the room and sits either on the floor or the couch.
"Rules! Number 1 no throwing shit in my house. Number 2 if you hurt one animal I will have your balls. Number 3 USE YOUR GOD DAMN BRAINS!!" I scream and the look on there faces are so damn amusing.
"O-ok" James stutters and I smirk before continuing.
"Jetzt kann jeder bekommen eure Ärsche in Form, ich keine deine Scheiße wollen, während Sie hier sind. Es gibt fast keine Regeln, so, wenn Sie eine Pause ... es wird das Ende sein." Their eyes widen, ya germans always sound peeved. Its hilarious.
"What?" I giggle cocking my head.
"NOTHING!!" Sam screams before diving behind the couch... weird...

Notes

1st translation: Fucking hell ya asshole. I have broken ribs so stop fucking messing around!! You could have killed me!!
2nd translation: Now everyone get your asses into shape, I want none of your shit while you are here. There are almost no rules so if you break one... it will be the end of you.