The story of a lonesome ol'Jerome

*Ashley's POV*

Whoa! I swear, you can't leave Andy alone for 5 seconds! My facebook, the band facebook, the band Twitter, even my Twitter, they were all exploding! All about Andy and someone named Gwyn...

Uh-oh... I didn't really want to, but I went to Andy's Twitter. Lo and behold, he had a tweet of himself snuggling up to the ball-punching girl from last night! Brave motherfucker! This must be what Jinxx had been talking about!

I scrolled down. Oh shit! He must have turned the filtering off so that anyone could message him, when he was looking for information on her. His inbox must be flooded! I texted him a reminder to turn the filter back on.

So Andy was smitten? Cute. I had an evil little idea to fuck with him a little. His little public escapade did just cause his rabid fangirls to take a dump all over the rest of the BVB internet. I thought about who would be most game to be my accomplice, and then (naturally) called CC.

CC: Hey.

Ashley: Dude, have you been online?

CC: *groan* yes... Should we try and go find him?

Ashley: No, Andy's fine, he'll definitely show up on time, I'm not worried about that. But I have an idea, a way to exact a suitable vengeance!

CC: Ah, shit. Here it comes.

Ashley: No, seriously, hear me out. All we have to do is get a picture of all of us together, minus Andy, and we're all, like, shrugging, right? And we post it on facebook and Twitter with the caption, 'where's Andy?'

CC: *laughs* Dude, ok, that would be funny, but there's no way we could get Jake to do it.

Ashley: Correction; there's no way I could get Jake to do it. You totally could. He always thinks I'm, like, the more devious one, and he's way more suspicious of me and my motives. So you have to talk Jake into it. I'll talk to Jinxx.

CC: Godfuckingdammit! You're right, though. Fucking dammit.

Ashley: Ok, I'll text you when I've secured Jinxx's cooperation, you'll do the same with Jake?

CC: Dude, what the fuck is this, a government coup? 'Secured his cooperation?'

Ashley: *chuckle* Later, dude!

CC: Later.


CC was eventually able to coax Jake into participation, but only after working out. Jinxx was totally game from the start. But by early Saturday evening, the fruits of my labor graced BVB webspace.

Notes

uh-oh- Ashley just drew extra attention to Andy's activities! while Andy probably doesn't care, Gwyn probably won't be thrilled.

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