The story of a lonesome ol'Jerome
Finding a shot
When I got the video from Andy, I was a little surprised. I mean, while I’ve never heard him make a lot of fat jokes, I’ve definitely not seen him show any interest in larger women before. I mean, I know that he still feels the need to reign it in around me in general, but I was pretty sure I knew his ‘type,’ and this girl was not it. It made my heart swell with pride to think that maybe he was growing and learning to look outside of the box he had made for himself. I loved what the girl, Gwyn, said to the asshole in the video, about the guys being real people. And socking him in the nuts was definitely fearless.
What worried me was that Andy was planning to post the picture I sent him on Twitter, and I so I wanted to make it as flattering a picture as possible. But it did still need to show that she was a bigger girl, so they would know her if they saw her on the street… After a while, I found a great shot. She was kind of mad, but that was unavoidable, and it was a pretty kind of mad, and I cropped out her hips, in case she hated her butt (I’m no fool). I sent it off to Andy, feeling pleased with myself. I would have liked to search for her online, but I knew it wouldn’t be right for me to be the one to find her. I crawled back into bed, smiling.