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The story of a lonesome ol'Jerome

no Knives, just Pens: behave or you get a rectal...

*Gwyn’s POV*

As I was making one last sweep through my apartment, turning off lights, double-checking thermostats, etc., Andy made an odd request. “Do you have a notebook and a pen I could use for a while?”

“Are you fucking serious?” Andy nodded, like that was the most natural thing in the world to ask for. “Dude, did creative genius have to strike right now? Can you not use your phone? Fuck!” Oh my fucking god! Musicians! Did it seriously have to be written by hand, not typed digitally? If I delivered Andy late to his management and screaming fans, I’d be killed! I scrambled off to my desk, cursing to myself under my breath.

“Motherfuckingsugardick…donkeyfucking…spinaltapping…shittyosteoarthritismotherfucker! Apefucking, vitreous- ha!” I grabbed a notebook suitable for whatever amazing creation Andy had stewing that just couldn’t wait. Maybe it was like dreams, and if he didn’t write it down, he’d forget it, or something? I grabbed two pens, for good measure- fuck if I was going to be responsible for the loss of BVB’s inspirational wordsmith’s next masterpiece work!

Victorious, I flounced over to Andy. “Hot-shot, listen up! I will give this to you, so you can do your weird-genius-lyrics-thing conditionally! No writing songs for or about me, understood?”

Andy made a face like I had just told him I intended to perform a rectal exam he didn’t feel was necessary. “Don’t be a jackass, Gwyn! I just wanted it to write notes down. I have a whole list of questions I gathered, and even meticulously sorted by subject matter, to ask you on our drive, and I want to take notes.”

I don’t like being called a jackass. I imagine that I, too, was making a face that evidenced my displeasure, as Andy swiftly changed tactics. It was hard to stay mad at him, he learned so quickly and he was so fucking cute. He looked me up and down and bit his lip, resting a hand on my hip and urging me a little closer. “I want to remember everything you say, babe.” I was looking up into his cerulean eyes, and returning his smile, when I realized I no longer had either notebook or pens.

I cocked my head at him and snorted. “Ugh, you are the devil. That worked too well.” I made little horns out of my pointer fingers and tried my best to imitate Andy’s ‘I am soooo sexy, look into my blueblueblue eyes, I’m smiling for you, just for you,’ look. I imagine I looked a bit like someone having a partial seizure instead, as it was me, after all, not Lord Andy Mofoin' Biersack. Andy snickered, and I started laughing.

“It worked because it’s true. That’s what I wanted this for.” He grinned dorkily.

“You made a list of get-to-know-you questions on your phone to quiz me with?” Andy nodded, proud of himself. I chuckled, amused and somewhat terrified. “You sorted them by subject matter?”

Andy’s grin widened and he shrugged. “You took forever getting Sherpa all set. But it was so worth it! I am going to pump you for information, squeeze you like an orange, and lick your mental juices until you are nothing but a tired husk!” Andy really was excited, kind of half jumping up and down in place.

I laughed. “You are, quite possibly, the only person I’ve met hornier than I am. Just remember: No car sex!” I winked up at him as I got the door, putting on my backpack and purse, and grabbing my CPAP.

Andy snagged the small suitcase. “Yes, Doc.” I didn’t miss the tiniest whiff of disappointment.

Notes

sorry, was going to get them on the road, but realized Andy forgot something!

ugh. so, i discovered a crappy inconsistency in the beginning of my story, relating to time. i'm working on fixing it slowly, but it's going to take a while, because it's 201 pages long, so it's tough to edit. don't worry- no need to re-read it once i've fixed it, it's just a minor thing that doesn't really affect plot flow. just, if you've paid extremely (extremely) close attention, you may have noticed that an entire day failed to occur. oops. so i'm working on remedying that, slowly.

also, i started this way way way before i decided it might be neat to match anything with any sort of actual tour dates or actual anything as a sort of challenge, so please note that actual days of the week and dates are not historically accurate, and i know that. same goes for a lot of things. also, if anyone knows jack shit about what their US tour bus was like for the black mass, (for the sequel later on) i'd appreciate it- all i know anything about it what it was like for the black mass UK, which was very different (2 stories, US was 1 story). also do note that i do have an actual job and can't spend, like, all day long trying to search this info out, sorry for any inaccuracies. i'm trying, but i write 3 stories, have a job, and i'm also needing to find a new job, as my internship is ending in 3 weeks. wish me luck!

hey, anyone notice how the 'updated' and 'popular' pages disappeared? weird! i wonder if i still get notifications... someone should comment, just about anything, just so i'll see if i get a notification about it... *curious*

side note- question submission is now closed, maybe next time.

QOTD: what do you think will happen when Andy & Gwyn arrive at the Tacoma airport parking (to store her car for later)?

sorry, i can't really answer this one...

Comments

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SmuttyPariah SmuttyPariah
4/15/17

Ok, cool. I don't mind plodding plots at all, but as a frustrated English teacher, I can totally understand the grammar and structure stuff.

Merelan Merelan
1/26/17

@Merelan


oh, i'm not changing it significantly in that regard. i mean more a stylistic change to make it easier to read: breaking up paragraphs, improving grammar and tense consistency, stuff like that. i've become a much better writer and i want my stuff to reflect that. if you're nervous about the changed, you can check out the newest version on my wattpad account. my user name is anathemadvm, just plain anathema was taken. i'm still likely to further revise the very beginning a little, but nothing is plot related, i like the plot as much as i ever did. i just want it to be easier to read, that's all.

anathema anathema
1/26/17

@anathema
Actually, the beginning of LoJ fits the story perfectly, IMHO. You establish Gywn as a likeable, but clearly flawed character from the door. It's much different from most other fanfic, which want to get to the Bride(s) ASAP.

Merelan Merelan
1/26/17

@Merelan


oh my goodness! i don't think even i have read it that many times, though i could be wrong! i've certainly only read it through once in one sitting! i promise that the edited version is higher quality, but i don't dare tinker with it here until i have the whole thing ready to go. right now i've edited through chapter 50, though i might need to ahve another look at the very beginning, because it's so plodding.

anathema anathema
1/26/17