Daddy's little girl

I was growing more annoied of the moaning. I could still hear it in the kitchen. I leaned up on my tip toes and grabbed Andy's last box of cigaretts and his spare lighter. I pulled out a ciggarett and lit it up. I inhaled deeply then blew out and watched the smoke swirl around me. I then made my way to the alcohol cabniet. I grabbed the Vodka and the Whiskey then sat them on the counter. I'd decided to use one of Andy's special beer mugs and swung open the cabniet. I sighed in annocence at how high up they were.
Lets get things stright here, I'm not short. Im an average hight. My dad is just godfuckingzilla. I giggled softly to myself at the thought of my dad being Godzilla. I stuck the ciggarett between my lips as I climbed up on the cabniet and reached for his batman mug. I began to pull it out but it slipped from my hands and shattered on my legs and some fell to the floor. I shrugged and grabbed another mug.
I turned to jumped down and sighed in frustration. How the hell was i suppose to get to the damn Vodka with all this glass. "Faye?" I heard Andy's deep voice call to me. I turned and smiled at him. He was in nothing but his boxers and was holding the baseball bat. I pulled the ciggert out of my mouth and put it out in the sink, which was right next to me. "Well hello Andy!" I called to him. "Wanna come save me from this glass?" He rolled his eyes at me. He went and grabbed the broom and swept it up. "My hero!" i gushed as he picked me up and sat me on the ground.
Just then a pretty blond girl walked in wearing nothing but my dad's t-shirt. I glared at her. Then turned and headed to the vodka. Screw the damn glass I thought angerly and started drinking out the bottle. "Who is that?" The blond asked with a sneer. "I'm the daughter." I said at the same time my dad said, "My daughter." I smiled at her sweetly. "Your boobs are lopsided and very small. Plus your nose it too big for your face." I smiled sweetly. She looked to Andy in astonishment.
"You'd better go." Was all he said. I smiled at her smugly and she turned and left the room. We just at in silence until we heard the front door shut. "What the fuck are you doing?" He snapped at me. "Well Andy, i thought i that was obvius." I held up the vodka. He rolled his eyes. He opened his mouth to yell at me, but stopped his eyes widening. "What happened to your legs!?" He asked. I looked down and saw the blood trickling down my legs. I shrugged.
He picked me up bridal style and carried me to the bathroom and sat me on the side of the tub. He grabbed some rubbing alcohol and knelt in front of me. I placed my hands on my hips and he poored some alcohol on my legs and i bit my lip and bug my nails into his shoulder. He stared up at me and moved some hair from my face. Then he kissed me.

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