Ideas for stories

Chris Coma is a paranormal research expert.

His scrawny, pale bookworm assistant has always been a bit of a thorn in his spine. Things take a quick turn once they find themselves in a narrow and dimly lit hallway inside Machu Picchu.

He asks her why she’s always hanging around him so closely, he’s a great adventurer after all!

She says she’s not being a clingy assistant; she’s looking out for him, what if he gets hurt?

Suddenly he leans against the wall and it slides backward slowly, revealing a secret passageway that the two cautiously tread into, torch in hand.

They walk until the passageway stops at a wall and seems to end, when suddenly the floor pulls out from underneath them and they freefall 20 feet to a roomful of treasure. I’m talking coins, old timey treasure chests, strings of pearls, blood red rubies, shining gems, little gold cat shaped Egyptian statues, pieces of the Aztec wheel, whatever, this place is a goldmine and they are stoked until they realize there is no way out.

A loud thud echoes throughout the room, dust almost completely clouds out their vision and two of the walls begin closing in. Concluding that they’re going to die in that room, albeit richer than they’d ever imagined, CC confesses his undying love for his nerdy assistant and they kiss passionately.

The walls are now at their elbows when they close their eyes in an embrace, feeling their heartbeats against each other's chest when the floor falls out from underneath them again and they land in a pit of multicolored hard plastic balls.

“What the hell?!” CC yells out.

The nerdy assistant opens her eyes suddenly, covered in sweat, the bedroom brightly lit by 8 AM sunshine and the cat meowing at the bedroom door.

Notes

I think this is when I started to associate CC with fun, then CC everything happened. Let's call it Comamania.