It's Nothing
chapter one
“This is so stupid and unrealistic” I said as Chance and I were sitting on the couch watching some zombie apocalypse movie.
“You’re not going to be saying that when they’re eating out your brains” Chance joked.
“Seriously how did people come up with this?” I asked raising my eyebrows at the television.
“Crack” Chance laughed at his own joke, I laughed too and looked at the time. Crap.
“Dude it’s like 12:00 am. My mom’s going to not be pleased” I said as I picked up my hoodie that lay on the couch back.
“Crap I have work tomorrow, see you tomorrow night?” Chance asked turning off the T.V.
“Yeah, we need to watch the rest of the movie” I said and waved as I walked out of my best friend’s house.
As I walked down the street I felt like I was being watched, but waved it off as nothing as I opened my front door and up the stairs to my bedroom. I thought I saw something as I closed my curtains but waved it off as hallucinations from the lack of sleep I had gotten. I sighed as I got dressed into my batman pajama pants and no shirt and settled into bed for a sleepless night.
I jerked out of my sleep by a weird knock outside of my window. I rushed over to it stumbling over my shoes and other random crap lying on my bedroom floor and yanked the curtains open. Nothing. That’s it no more peanut butter before bed, I sighed and looked at the clock 4:00 A.M. Looks like I won’t be getting much sleep tonight, I thought as I climbed back into bed and made another useless attempt at sleeping and laid there staring at the ceiling until about 6 o’clock. Hehe six.
I looked at my phone and saw I had a text from chance that said ‘turn on channel 17’.
I ran down my stairs and turned on the T.V noting that my mom had already left for work.
The screen had bold letters racing across saying.
Disease effecting most of north America. Some saying people affected are ‘zombies’ government official telling citizens that there is ‘nothing to worry about’
I laughed at how the media blew everything out of proportion. Odds are its some kid with a bad cold and they are making it out to be some huge thing.
A: andy
C:chance
C: the movies real o.o
A:stfu
C: no I will not stop touching fluffy unicorns
A: What the fuck?
C:Everyone knows that Stfu means Stop Touching Fluffy Unicorns
A: not me -.-
Right after I sent the text I heard a loud scratchy-like knock. I furrowed my eyebrows and looked through the peep-hole.
There was some bald dude in a messed up suit, the tie was untied and he wasn’t wearing the suit jacket. I looked to see his eyes were glowing Amber and his face was covered in blood. I decided this guy didn’t look like the safest guy in the world so I decided to act like I wasn’t home. I called Chance.
“dude there’s some guy at my door he looks like a fucking cereal killer” I said all panicky.
“hide your lucky charms” Chance joked.
“Dude I’m fucking serious this is freaky” I said a little more panicky as I heard loud pounding on my door.
“Do you want me to come over?” He asked sounding exhausted.
“yes, but don’t hang up” I said.
“Baby” chance muttered. As I heard the jingling of his keys as he got into his car.
“I’m on my way can I hang up while I’m driving?” He asked.
“no” I said as the pounding got louder, I looked out the peep hole and saw that there were two people now.
“Call the cops” I said in a panicky voice.
“Alright One minute” Chance said as I heard him pull over and the line was cut off. I panicked as the pounding got louder and louder. I ran upstairs and pulled on some real clothes which included skinny jeans and a motley crue t-shirt. I grabbed a hammer off of the shelf in my room that I usually used to put nails in the wall to hang things but right now I was going to use it for self-protection.
I heard Chances car pull up as I walked down the stairs and a scream. I looked out the window to see him trying fight off the people with a bat? Wow Chance. It appeared he was losing. Ah hell no, these people were not going to kill my best friend. I ran out of the door reluctantly and started hitting the bad-smelling weird people in the heads. They finally died, I guess they just didn’t move anymore.
“Dude those are zombies” Chance said with a serious expression.
“No they’re creepy cereal killers” I said unconvinced.
“Explain why they didn’t talk and tried to eat us” He said. I didn’t know what to say so I accepted it.
“well I don’t know about you, but I won’t go down without a fight” I said as I pulled him into my house.
“You’re not going to be saying that when they’re eating out your brains” Chance joked.
“Seriously how did people come up with this?” I asked raising my eyebrows at the television.
“Crack” Chance laughed at his own joke, I laughed too and looked at the time. Crap.
“Dude it’s like 12:00 am. My mom’s going to not be pleased” I said as I picked up my hoodie that lay on the couch back.
“Crap I have work tomorrow, see you tomorrow night?” Chance asked turning off the T.V.
“Yeah, we need to watch the rest of the movie” I said and waved as I walked out of my best friend’s house.
As I walked down the street I felt like I was being watched, but waved it off as nothing as I opened my front door and up the stairs to my bedroom. I thought I saw something as I closed my curtains but waved it off as hallucinations from the lack of sleep I had gotten. I sighed as I got dressed into my batman pajama pants and no shirt and settled into bed for a sleepless night.
I jerked out of my sleep by a weird knock outside of my window. I rushed over to it stumbling over my shoes and other random crap lying on my bedroom floor and yanked the curtains open. Nothing. That’s it no more peanut butter before bed, I sighed and looked at the clock 4:00 A.M. Looks like I won’t be getting much sleep tonight, I thought as I climbed back into bed and made another useless attempt at sleeping and laid there staring at the ceiling until about 6 o’clock. Hehe six.
I looked at my phone and saw I had a text from chance that said ‘turn on channel 17’.
I ran down my stairs and turned on the T.V noting that my mom had already left for work.
The screen had bold letters racing across saying.
Disease effecting most of north America. Some saying people affected are ‘zombies’ government official telling citizens that there is ‘nothing to worry about’
I laughed at how the media blew everything out of proportion. Odds are its some kid with a bad cold and they are making it out to be some huge thing.
A: andy
C:chance
C: the movies real o.o
A:stfu
C: no I will not stop touching fluffy unicorns
A: What the fuck?
C:Everyone knows that Stfu means Stop Touching Fluffy Unicorns
A: not me -.-
Right after I sent the text I heard a loud scratchy-like knock. I furrowed my eyebrows and looked through the peep-hole.
There was some bald dude in a messed up suit, the tie was untied and he wasn’t wearing the suit jacket. I looked to see his eyes were glowing Amber and his face was covered in blood. I decided this guy didn’t look like the safest guy in the world so I decided to act like I wasn’t home. I called Chance.
“dude there’s some guy at my door he looks like a fucking cereal killer” I said all panicky.
“hide your lucky charms” Chance joked.
“Dude I’m fucking serious this is freaky” I said a little more panicky as I heard loud pounding on my door.
“Do you want me to come over?” He asked sounding exhausted.
“yes, but don’t hang up” I said.
“Baby” chance muttered. As I heard the jingling of his keys as he got into his car.
“I’m on my way can I hang up while I’m driving?” He asked.
“no” I said as the pounding got louder, I looked out the peep hole and saw that there were two people now.
“Call the cops” I said in a panicky voice.
“Alright One minute” Chance said as I heard him pull over and the line was cut off. I panicked as the pounding got louder and louder. I ran upstairs and pulled on some real clothes which included skinny jeans and a motley crue t-shirt. I grabbed a hammer off of the shelf in my room that I usually used to put nails in the wall to hang things but right now I was going to use it for self-protection.
I heard Chances car pull up as I walked down the stairs and a scream. I looked out the window to see him trying fight off the people with a bat? Wow Chance. It appeared he was losing. Ah hell no, these people were not going to kill my best friend. I ran out of the door reluctantly and started hitting the bad-smelling weird people in the heads. They finally died, I guess they just didn’t move anymore.
“Dude those are zombies” Chance said with a serious expression.
“No they’re creepy cereal killers” I said unconvinced.
“Explain why they didn’t talk and tried to eat us” He said. I didn’t know what to say so I accepted it.
“well I don’t know about you, but I won’t go down without a fight” I said as I pulled him into my house.
Notes
I have no idea what this is but it has potential so cut me some slack, this is really different from what i'm used to writing but different's good right?COMMENT RATE AND SUBScRIBE PLEASE
I like zombies
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5/27/13