Well this is a surprise. No Nelly being smashed, that always happens. No, it’s the fact theta back veil brides were in my best friend’s living room, and she was currently jumping up and down to the music, completely unaware o the famous rock stars that hare in her house. Let alone the one that is watching her boobs jump up and down along with her.
I guess you could tell who that was. Yup, Ashley Purdy. I swear if he even thinks about doing anything to Neenah I will rip his balls off, cook a nice omelette with them then stuff it down his throat so he will choke on his own balls.
“What did you do to nelly?” I said in a stern voice. I was still smashed but if you hurt one of my best friends I will sober up easy and beat your ass.
Why were they even here anyway? I thought they were on a European tour or something.
“We didn’t do anything she just passed out.” Exclaimed CC.
He was that one holding nelly. He walked over to the long sofa and laid her out.
Oh well if rock stars were here. It wasn’t my problem. If they wasn’t they could join the party. I’m too drunk to care and they haven’t hurt my friends.
“Well, join the party if you wish.” I slurred. Splaying my hands out throughout the room. “There is plenty of alcohol to spare. If we haven’t drunken it already.” I added as a last thought.
Then I turned around and begun dancing with Neenah one again. Soon enough, Scarlett got over her shock and came to dance with us as well.
Every few seconds, I would look over to the 5 men and see them still in the same place, though Ashley had something sticking out the front of his pants. That better be a stick of dynamite.
They all looked so out of place. Well we can’t have that now, can we?
“Hey Neenah, Ashley looks very lonely. Why don’t you make him feel welcome.” I slurred to her adding a wink at the end.
Leaving Scarlett to dance alone. Neenah and I sauntered over to the boys. You could clearly see that Jake and Jinxx looked very uncomfortable.
On the way towards them I grabbed a full bottle of vodka. I don’t even know why it was there, it should have boon at least an empty bottle.
“Hey boys, looks like you need a drink.” I slurred, holding the bottle up.
“That I do.” Said Ashley grabbing the bottle from my hands and chugged a quarter of the bottle.
“Well some ones eager.” Slurred Neenah.
“That’s not all that I’m eager for.” he winked at Neenah.
In return she giggled. GIIGLED. Neenah’s hand and took her to the centre of the room.
Now I can’t really say what they were doing because even I don’t know. But it looked like it was a mix between grinding and having sex. Let’s call it grex.
I turn back to see cc was lying next to Nelly. well when did that happen?
Dam that boy works fast, and she’s unconscious. The same rules apply to him. Her hurts her were having omelettes for breakfast and maybe 2 dead bodies. No were not eating the bodies.
I looked over to Jinxx and Jake. They looked really awkward. Oh yeah, they have girlfriends and wife’s. Aww, they must be really loyal.
“Don’t worry; we won’t hit on you two. We know you have girlfriends and wives. Scarlett has a boyfriend so just go hang out with her.” I pointed to Scarlett. I don’t know how I did it but I think I made sense. IT’S A MIRICLE!
Well at least I think I did because both Jake and Jinxx walked over to Scarlett.
“Then there were 2.” I slurred stroking my hand up and down Andy’s arm.
Something I learned from Neenah and her countless stories about her hot uncle. Don’t worry he’s not related to her so it’s not classed as incest.
“Umm yeah.” He stammered.
“Aww, is Andy nervous?” I slurred pressing my body next to his. “You don’t need to be nervous around me. Here let me help you relax.”
I grabbed a hold of his arm and shoved him on the small sofa. Grabbing the bottle of vodka that Ashley finally put down. Walking behind Andy, stroking my hands across his not so muscular shoulder.
I leaned down next to his left ear. Wrapping my arms around his shoulders trailing my hands down his chest.
“Just relax.” I slurred/ whispered to him.
“Here, drink, it will help.” I slurred. Holding the bottle out for him to take.
“Um…I really shouldn’t I have a girl-“but before he could finish his sentence, his mouth was filled with the burning liquid.
Then the party really began.