America's Suitehearts

**Hailz’s POV**
Holy mother of God, this place has never been busier. I swear I’ve shaken up more cocktails in the last hour than I ever had before in my life. Ha! Who needs shake weights anyway? Thank God that horde of roadies had broken up, I’m pretty sure they drank us out of all the Jack Daniel’s we’d stocked the bar with earlier and made a substantial dent in the mixing vodka. I was just about to head to the back to grab some more Jack when CC came up to the bar. His fabulous long, black hair was down and was kept out of his face by a black bandana. He was wearing a grey long sleeve shirt with the sleeves pushed up which was showing off part of his sleeve tattoo, a necklace with a BVB pentagram logo pendant, and a couple black bracelets that I guessed fans had given him. Good God, are you trying to kill me with your attractiveness?
“Hey, CC!” I said with an uncontrollably dorky smile.
“Hey!” he said and smiled back. And there goes my last functioning brain cells. Great. A few seconds passed before I remembered that I was supposed to be tending to his bar needs because that’s what bartenders generally do last time I checked.
“So, uh, do you need a refill?” I asked and pointed at the empty glass he had with him
“Oh, yeah.” He said. For a split second, I thought I saw a dash of nervousness cross his face, but I quickly dismissed it as my brain fucking with me and proceeded to take away the empty glass and get him a new one. What would he have to be nervous about? Honestly Hailz, get it together. When I turned around to pull a new glass off the rack for him, I felt as if he were staring at me which, on the one hand, made me feel ecstatic as hell, but on the other hand, kinda made me want to curl up and hide like a shy little child. I turned back to face him as I started prepping the glass. He looked like he wanted to say something so I gave him a small smile to let him know I was listening. He didn’t say anything for a moment, but just before his silence reached the awkward phase he blurted “Hey, baby girl, I have a penis.”
I stared at him in disbelief. His lips pressed together into a tight smile and he was making that face you make when you stub your toe and have to put all your effort into not spitting out a string of curses. I’m pretty sure I heard him groan before he just kind of walked away and retreated back to his table. I just stood there, shell-shocked, trying to process what had just happened. Christian Coma just used a pick-up line on me?! Christian Coma just used a pick-up line on me! CHRISTIAN COMA just used a pick-up line on ME! HOLY FUCKING GOD CHRISTIAN COMA JUST USED A PICK-UP LINE ON ME! I wanted to jump up and down and scream like a prepubescent girl at a Justin Bieber concert but a better, less conspicuous idea came to mind. I quickly finished fixing up CC’s drink and walked out from behind the bar with it and smiled to myself. This is gunna be good.
**CC’s POV**
After my blunder at the bar I dragged myself back to our table, screaming internally and mentally stabbing myself in the face all the while. Once I was back, I slumped into my chair then covered my face with my hands and shook my head while everyone asked what had happened. At this point I couldn’t do anything to help the situation but laugh at myself.
“It was awful! I had a line ready to use and everything but I froze up and, oh God, I just…” I laughed through my hands. Ash grabbed my wrists and pulled my hands from my face.
“CC! What did you say?!” he asked, his face full of horror. I looked at him then, fighting back the laughter, I told him.
“I have a penis.” I answered in a chuckle. Ash instantly slapped his forehead and groaned, Andy put his head down on the table laughing, Jinxx spat out some of his drink, and Ronnie and Max both covered their faces as they laughed hysterically.
“Aw shit, man! You done fucked up!” said Craig, who had doubled over with laughter
"I'm going to have to tell Bryan Stars you actually used that line on a girl the next time he interviews me!" Andy laughed
Suddenly Ash started hushing everyone and whispered “She’s coming!” Within seconds everybody shut up as Bartending-room-service-chick walked up to us. She placed the margarita I had ordered on the table then leaned forward and looked me dead in the eye.
“Hey, big boy, I have a vagina.” She said before playfully biting her lip and turning and starting to walk away. I knew there was a reason I liked her so much.
I clapped and shouted “WOOOAH!” while everyone else exploded with laughter. Andy even looked like he was on the edge of tears.
“Wait, wait up.” He managed to say as he grabbed her wrist as she walked past him. She looked like she was about to crack up too. “Aw man, that was good.” He sighed as he started to calm down. “C’mon, we all need to drink that!” he said. She looked at him confusedly as she started giggling.
“You want to toast to me having a vagina?” she asked with laugh which made him bust up laughing again
“Well, you know, that is a very important quality we look for in women.” I said which made her break into giggles. She had a sweet high-pitched giggle, kinda like Betty Rubble from The Flintstones.
“Well, I suppose I can appreciate that, but I’m not allowed to drink while I’m on the clock...” She said but was interrupted by everyone going “Aww!” in disappointment and I gave her a sad pouty face. She giggled and continued “However, my break starts in fifteen minutes and then I can do what I want.”
“Alright, we’ll all be waiting for you!” I said and smiled at her to which she smiled back before she started to leave again.
“Oh, wait! What’s your name?” asked Max. Good move.
“Hailey, most people call me Hailstorm.” She said before making her way back to the bar. Once she was gone Ash, Andy, and Jinxx gave me high-fives and congratulated me on breaking the ice.
“Hey, he may have broken the ice, but I’m the one who had the brain cells to ask for her name!” Said Max as Ronnie and Craig leaned over and high-fived him as well. I took a sip of my drink and pretended to ignore him while I glared at him from the corner of my eye. Fuck you, Max.

Notes

So, what you do if CC used Bryan's "I have a penis" pick-up line on you?
Don't forget to leave your thoughts and suggestions in the comments! :P