America's Suitehearts

“Hey, Kate! I need your freakish tallness over here!” I called across the room to my (you guessed it) very tall bartending buddy, Kate.
“How may my height be of service, oh dark princess of the night?” She said with an over exaggerated bow. I really need to start demanding that everyone addresses me the way she does.
“Cassidy is being a bitch and stole my step stool! Now I can’t reach the top shelf booze or the specials menu!”
“Never fear, dark one, I shall assist you!” said Kate as patted me on the head then grabbed the chalk pen and strode up to the specials board. “Wait, what are the specials for tonight again?” I started giggling immediately because I am just so mature.
“Tonight we have ‘Cum Shots’, ‘Buttery Nipples’, ‘Blowjobs’, ‘Dick Suckers’, and ‘Killer Pussies’ on special.” God, the names of the shots we make are just beautiful, aren’t they?
“Hehe, sounds like a typical Saturday night at Cassidy’s apartment!” laughed Kate as she listed out the shots. Cassidy stuck her head out of the storeroom and flipped her bleach blonde hair.
“Unless we have porn stars on that list that is a completely inaccurate statement.” She huffed jokingly, making us crack up laughing. She might be a slut, but at least she was funny about it. “Hey, I think the jello shots are ready, wanna check them? Strictly for quality control purposes, of course.” She said as she walked out with three shot glasses full of bright blue jello in her hand. We each took one and toasted before we did them. As soon as it was past my throat I started coughing. Holy fuck that shit burns!
“Jesus fucking Christ! The hell kind of jello shot was that?! Gasoline?!” I choked. Kate was still coughing.
“An ‘Adios Motherfucker’ jello shot.” Said Cassidy
“Why? Why would you do that? That’ just plain evil!” coughed Kate. I was already starting to feel the buzz in my skull. Fuck, that shit was strong!
“Not as evil as what I’m about to do…” Cassidy replied with a sly smile. Kate and I exchanged fearful looks as she stalked over to her purse and pulled out her makeup bag. “I’ve been placed in charge of making sure you both have strong makeup and outfit game tonight.” Shit, I’m going to need another shot for this. “Now come along, darlings, we have a lot of work to do” she said as she put her arms around our shoulders and lead us back to the storeroom then sat us down at the break table.
“Hold me, child!” Kate cried as Cassidy loomed over us with her tools of whore-ification. I silently prayed to the Rock Gods that I would somehow manage to come out of this not looking like a porn star.
**CC’s POV**
“Thank you guys so fucking much, you’ve been a wonderful audience! We fucking love you, Houston, goodnight!” Said Andy as Jake, Jinxx, and Ash threw some of their picks out into the crowd which was going absolutely ape shit. I stood up on my drum stool and waved before I ran off stage. I was so fucking pumped for tonight which probably contributed to my extra hyperactivity while we hung out with the couple of fans that had backstage passes. By the time we left the venue, Jake had already drained the battery on his camera from filming my shenanigans for his vlog. Once we reached the hotel, I didn’t waste any time getting ready, I wanted to get there early so I could get some quality time with Bartending-room-service-chick. You know, it probably would’ve been a good idea to look at her name tag instead of being distracted by her… assets. When I walked into the bar, Andy, Ash, and Jinxx were already sitting at a table together and crew members from all the bands crowded the bar. Damn.
“Hey, man, how’s it going?” asked Jinxx as I pulled up a chair and sat with them. Andy waved over one of waitresses that was hanging out near the bar, we were the only people at a table at the moment so we decided to utilize the waiting staff until the crew had cleared out enough to actually get to the bar.
“Can we get a round over here?” He asked her
“Um, sure, of what?”
“Anything, surprise us!” said Ash as he tilted his cowboy hat up and winked at her. She blushed then scurried off.“Oh, hey, look, I’m sorry about the room service thing earlier but, that chick was really hot, you know?” he said to me as Andy and Jinxx carried on their previous conversation.
“Nah, its fine. It actually worked out pretty well for me because I got a pretty hot room service girl too.” I responded. His eyebrows flew up and he spent the next couple of minutes discerning that we had in fact gotten different girls.
“Huh, maybe I should’ve stopped by after all…” he said. Just then, the doors slammed open and everyone turned to look.
“Hey, bitches, guess who’s here?” Said Max Green as he strode into the room with Craig and Ronnie following behind.

Notes

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