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America's Suitehearts

Chapter 45: Smile

**Hailz’s POV**
CC has been taking a suspiciously long amount of time in the bathroom which I find vaguely concerning. You know, come to think of it, he was in quite a suspicious hurry to get here and his overall behavior these past few minutes has been rather suspicious as well. This entire situation was becoming very…you guessed it, suspicious. After a couple of minutes of really thinking about it and seeing the look on his face when he finally came back out, I had a fairly good guess of what was going on, but for the sake of his dignity and not making things awkward I decided to pretend to be oblivious. Note to self: Remember this in case I need blackmail material later on.
“So, uh…You ready to keep going?” asked CC as he walked up to me
“Sure! Let’s go find my mummy!” I joked in a British accent as he wrapped an arm around my shoulders and I wrapped one around his waist
“God, and you give me crap about my lame jokes!” he groaned as we walked towards the ancient Egypt exhibit
“What’s up with you?”
“Look, if you won’t let me crack my lame ass jokes then neither can you!”
“What? Oh, come on! That was nowhere near as lame as your dinosaur joke! Besides, that first one was more of a play on words than a joke.” I said which made him roll his eyes but smile
“Okay, how about we just declare this exhibit a sort of lame joke free for all zone?” he suggested
“I don’t know, I feel like the mummies would get tired of us real quick and then curse us just to make it stop.” I replied after a second of consideration
“Hmm, good point…maybe later, at the Aquarium?”
“Yeah, the fishies can’t cast a plague of scarab beetles on us.” I agreed which made which made him chuckle as we strolled up to the first display. True to our word, not a single lame joke was told as we made our way through the exhibit, however, we did walk like an Egyptian on the way out because we couldn’t resist. Seeing as that was the last exhibit, I was fully expecting for us to leave after that, but CC, being the romantic little devil that he is, then told me that he had also gotten us passes for the butterfly garden which made me really excited. I LOVE me some motherfuckin’ butterflies!
“Awww, look at that one!” I cooed as I pointed to a pretty blue butterfly that was flying right by the entrance as we walked in “Oooh, look at that pretty one over there! Oh my gosh, that red one is so awesome, look at it go!”
“I take it you like butterflies, huh baby girl?” CC laughed as he took my hand and we began our stroll through the garden
“What gave you such a ridiculous idea?” I joked
“I don’t know, I’m just picking up that sorta vibe from you right now, weird.” He joked right back with a grin
“But yeah, I do. I got to raise a pair of painted lady caterpillars in high school for AP Bio and it was basically one of the coolest things we did in class.” I recalled, leaving out the fact that I had convinced my lab partner to let me name one of the caterpillars CC and that CC the caterpillar would poop on my hand every single time I took him out to clean his little enclosure
“Aww, you were a little science nerd?” he grinned
“Was? Pfft, I still am! I just finished writing a paper on activation synthesis hypothesis the night before you got here!” I said which made him laugh
“Activation synthetic-what? I bet you can’t say that three times fast!” he challenged me
“Activation synthesis hypothesis, activation synthesis hypothesis, activation synthesis hypothesis!” I recited quickly. My professor offered bonus points on the test for anyone who could complete that same challenge and while I don’t really need those points to pass, it’s always nice to have a cushion in case you have a bad day. CC looked at me with surprise before he crouched down and picked up a couple of flowers that had fallen off of the nearby plants (after receiving a nod of permission from one of a nearby worker) and sprinkled them on top of my head, a few of them getting caught in my hair, and then declared me the science nerd princess of the garden for my sick tongue twister abilities. I then did a similar thing to him with fallen leaves, declaring him the great dork prince of the garden. He then bowed and offered me his arm like a gentleman and we proceeded our walk as if we really were royalty, talking in our ‘snooty voices’, calling each other ‘your highness’, and pretending we were friends with Queen Elizabeth, all of which one little girl nearby found hilarious while her mother glared disapprovingly at our clothes. I waved at the little girl and she started to wave back but her mother swatted her hand down and hauled her away. Hmph! Peasant!
“Bitch that is no way to treat royalty!” CC muttered once she was out of earshot. Okay, maybe we’re taking this whole royalty thing a bit far…
“Alright, we should come back to reality before people think we’re actually insane.” I laughed as we decided to continue and not let that rude ass bitch ruin our stroll
“Yeah, that’s probably a good idea, babe.” He agreed as he stopped and shook the leaves out of his hair. I had stopped and was about to do the same thing when he suddenly grabbed my arm and whispered “Don’t move” while his eyes stayed locked on something on or above my head (I couldn’t tell). Of course I immediately assumed that there was a huge spider dangling precariously over my head just waiting to bite my head off and froze in silent terror. “It’s alright, baby girl, you just got butterflies in your hair” CC whispered gently as he slowly pulled his phone out and snapped a few pics. “Here comes another one! I think they like your flowers!” he chuckled as I covered my face with my hands in case he wanted to post a picture without giving away my identity.
“I feel like a Tumblr post” I said after another minute of CC taking photos
“You look like a Tumblr post”
“Your face is Tumblr post!”
“Your mom is a Tumblr post!”
“Yeah, she is! And she’s really popular, she’s got like 20,000 notes!” I retorted, having nothing better to comeback with, which made him laugh and made the butterflies fly off
“God, you are an adorable little dork!” he laughed as he put his phone away
“I know you are but what am I?” I teased as I began combing the flowers out of my hair and he rolled his eyes at me and smirked. Once I was done, CC wrapped his arm around my neck and pulled me close then kissed the top of my head which was so freaking cute that I couldn’t do anything but smile like a complete idiot.
“Why don’t we head on out to the Aquarium? I booked us for lunch at the restaurant there and I don’t know about you, but I’m starving!” he said which kinda took me by surprise, I mean, the Aquarium restaurant isn’t the fanciest on the block, but it was still nicer than what I was used to and definitely out of my preferred price range.
“Really? I haven’t eaten there in years!” I said
“Yeah? Well then, let’s get going!” he responded as we started making our way to the exit

Notes

I would've had this finished sooner but I've been recovering from Warped Tour this past week, sorry :( Hopefully I'll have the next chapter up soon and I can get myself on a regular update schedule (also I'm feeling a dash of drama coming on in the next chapter, so be ready! :P )
Don't forget to leave your thoughts, ideas, opinions, mantras, or whatever you want in the comments :P

Comments

This is pretty awesome. You don't find a lot of CC fanfic. I really think I'm going to make a Jake fanfic tho because legit no one appreciates him or Jinxx. So I'm going to make a fanfic for everyone except Andy lol cuz I'm already making one where him and ash kinda like the same girl. UPDATE SOON PLS I LOVE YOU BITCHESSS

@Red Phoenix77
Update should be up tonight or tomorrow! Sorry to keep you waiting

Cherry Black Cherry Black
8/21/17

Any chance of an update in the foreseeable future ? This is actually one of the more interesting stories I've read , and funny as hell ! I mean , where else are you gonna get a story with the dogs POV ?

Red Phoenix77 Red Phoenix77
8/13/17

Yeah , I could definitely see him doing the thing with the lettuce . I didn't snort like Hailey did , but I was laughing so much that it turned into the kind where you're not even making sounds , you're just sort of wheezing .

Red Phoenix77 Red Phoenix77
7/5/17

Hey guys! The writer of this story (aka mah bfffffffl) no longer has the ability to sign into her account, so she will be moving the story over to wattpad. keep you updated, yo.