America's Suitehearts

**CC’s POV**
Oh Jesus, kill me! I rubbed my face and yawned before cracking my eyes open. Note to self: Jet lag + hangover = death. I yawned again and reached for my phone to check the time but couldn’t reach so I gave up. Hailz shifted in her sleep beside me, pulling the covers so that they covered her mouth and nose and making me grin despite the fact that my head currently felt like it had been run over by a bulldozer. Yeah, I bet you’re fucking exhausted after what we did last night, babe. I chuckled as I kissed her forehead and pushed her hair out of her face. You know, she’s probably going to be starving when she wakes up, maybe I should get her some breakfast or something as a little ‘Thank You’ present for blowing my mind last night...Hehe, although technically she blew something else last night too. I carefully snuck out of bed and put some clothes on because I wasn’t sure if it was just the pugs I heard shuffling around in the kitchen or Alex.
“Good morning there, sunshine!” said Alex as I walked out of her room while pulling my shirt on “I see Hailz had some fun with you.” He added with a slight nod towards my pelvis
“Huh? Wha“ I asked confusedly as I looked down at myself but I quickly saw what he was referring to. There were two purple-ish splotches on my skin, one about two or three inches below my belly button, peeking out from my pants, and one a little higher up on my left hip. Well, shit, usually I’m the one that leaves hickies! Oh yeah, she deserves breakfast at the very LEAST. “Hehe, not bad, baby girl, not bad at all.” I mumbled to myself as I finished pulling my shirt down
“Coffee?” said Alex as he pulled a mug out of a nearby cabinet
“And some Aleve or something too, please. I got a pretty bitchin’ headache right now.” I said as I took a seat
“Figures, you were pretty blitzed by the time ya’ll went to the bedroom.” He said as he pulled a bottle of something out of what I’m assuming is their medicine cabinet and shook a couple pills out into his palm
“Yeah, maybe I shouldn’t have had all that wine with dinner.” I snickered as he passed me the coffee and painkillers
“Maybe not, but it was pretty funny when you started singing that one song from Lady and the Tramp while eating your spaghetti.” He replied while I popped the pills and washed them down with coffee
“Speaking of food, what does Hailz usually do for breakfast?” I asked so I could decide what to make for her
“Protein shakes, usually, but sometimes she’ll attack the donuts in the breakroom if she’s running late and doesn’t have time for anything else. Why?” he answered
“I thought it’d be nice to make breakfast for her.” I said
“Oh, you should get her donuts then, she’ll love you forever!” he advised
“Yeah, donuts do sound good right now. Is there anywhere to get them nearby?” I asked
“There’s a donut shop, like, right across from the bus stop, I think. Anywho, I’m leaving soon, so here’s Hailz’s house keys in case I’m not here when you get back.” He said as he grabbed a set of keys from a pile of sunglasses, keys, and a few pieces of jewelry next to a very distracting porcelain cookie jar shaped like a Chihuahua with little maracas then handed them to me. I don’t remember that being here last time…
“Okay, the fuck is that?” I asked as I pointed to the cookie jar with one hand and grabbed the keys with the other
“Oh, this,” began Alex as he picked it up “Is our new roommate, Pedro. We found him chillin’ at Goodwill this weekend and decided to give him a place to stay.” I shook my head and chuckled as I took another sip of my coffee ”It was only after we brought him home that Hailz reminded me that you once said that you had a Chihuahua for a dick.” I fucking choked on my coffee as soon as he had said that
“Fuck! I forgot about that!” I half coughed half laughed. The downside of Bryan Stars interviews: you never know when the stupid shit you say will come back to haunt you!
“Also he’s running for president so, yeah. Vote for Pedro!” he added with a laugh as he put him back
“Well, thanks for the keys, man.” I said before I finished off my coffee and quietly went to grab my wallet and shoes out of Hailz’s room
To be honest, the journey for donuts was pretty uneventful, in fact, the most interesting thing that happened was that I noticed the store next door to the donut shop was selling flowers so I picked some of those up for her as well. On the way back however, things got a little interesting.
I was maybe halfway across the parking lot on the way to her apartment when I got stopped by some guy with a shaved head and a beard in a business suit that wasn’t much taller than me and looked like he was in his late thirties or early forties.
“Hey, you live here?” he asked seeming more than a little frustrated
“Nah, I don’t, man. I’m just visiting my girlfriend.” I answered
“You wouldn’t happen to know my stepdaughter in that apartment, would you?” He asked as he pointed up to Hailey’s apartment. Wait…Is this her stepdad?! OH FUCKING SHIT!
“I, uh, I really only know my girlfriend.” I said (it technically wasn’t a lie) awkwardly while trying to maintain normal eye contact with him because believe it or not, it’s actually pretty hard to look a man in the eye knowing that you were balls deep in his daughter the night before. Shit, and we’re in Texas too! He’s probably got some kind of gun in the back of his car!
“Mmm…Well, thanks anyway.” He said sounding suspicious before walking away. FUUUCK! I tried to keep walking casually but I really wanted to bolt back to her apartment and hide in her closet until he was gone. I was almost there when I noticed out of the corner of my eye that he was waiting by his car, watching me to see what apartment I went into. DOUBLE FUCK! I kept walking past her apartment (which, as she had predicted last night, had a bag of at homme drug and pregnancy tests left on the doorstep) and turned the corner so I was out of his sight and waited several minutes before checking if the coast was clear. When I was certain he had left I went back and quickly grabbed the bag and got into her apartment and locked the door behind me. Shit that was close! I exhaled and went to set the flowers and box of donuts on the counter while Mikey and Annie weaved around my feet (in hopes that I would trip and drop the box, no doubt) then went and checked up on Hailz.
“Still asleep.” I mumbled to myself with a smirk once I saw that she had completely invaded my side of the bed and was hugging my pillow. I considered letting her wake up on her own, but after checking the time I decided I wanted to make the most of my day with her…and also maybe warn her that her stepdad had stopped by…and, you know, I just kinda felt like being annoying. I set the bag down next to her bed then put my hand on her back and gave her a little shake. “Haaaiiiillleeyy! Waaake uuuup!” I crooned very off-key. She groaned as she rolled to her other side then pulled the covers over her head. “Come oooooon! Waaake uuuup!” I crooned again in a higher pitch as I flopped onto her
“WHY YOU DO THIS?!” she whined from under me
“Because I’m awake and I miss you!” I said then rolled over onto my back, still on top of her “Also, I felt like being an asshole.” I added
“I can see that.” She grumbled as she tried to wiggle herself free from my dead weight “What time is it anyway?” I reached and grabbed the first phone I touched, which happened to be hers, and checked the time.
“It’s a quarter past nine.” I said as I dropped the phone onto the bed, to which she sighed in what seemed like resignation. Taking that as a sign that she was going to get up I took my weight off of her, but instead she just moved a little further from me and tried to go back to sleep. “HEY!” I growled playfully as I retook my spot on top of her and wrapped my arms around her “You’re not allowed to escape me unless you wake up!”
“CC!” she whined “Please! Just ten more minutes!”
“But baaaaaaabes! What am I supposed to do with myself for another ten whole minutes?” I whined back
“I don’t know, just do whatever!” she groaned
“Fine.” I grumbled as I rolled off of her so that I was basically spooning her
“Thank.” She mumbled as she relaxed in my arms, leaving me to figure out how to entertain myself for the next nine minutes and forty-five seconds.
“Well, she did say you could do whatever…” the devil on my left perked up after a second
What’s your point?
“You could do whatever you want…to her. Maybe something to help her ‘wake up’”
I think I like where this is going…have any ideas?
“Oh boy, do I ever!”

Notes

Alright, so, the next chapter can either involve a little pranking or some smuttiness, I'll let you pick (Bonus Points for ideas either way :P) Also, since ya'll seem to like it, I've decided not to rush the storyline too much but do feel free to tell me when you want things to start moving along, okay? :)