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America's Suitehearts

Chapter 39: Livin' On A Prayer

“WHOOOOAAA! WE’RE HALFWAY THERE! WHOOAA OH! LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER!!” CC screeched along with my car’s radio as I straightened out into my parking space “COME SING WITH ME!” he yelled as I parked.
“TAKE MY HAND AND WE’LL MAKE IT I SWEAR!” I sang as I grabbed my purse from the back seat
“WHOOAA OH! LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER!!” We sang together before turning the car off and getting out
“You know, if the guys and I ever decide to call it quits, the two of us could start a duet!” he said as he walked up next to me
“Aw, man, don’t even joke about that. I’m still not okay from when MCR left, I don’t think I could hang if I lost ya’ll too.” I said. I DON’T CARE IF IT’S BEEN LIKE THREE YEARS I AM STILL NOT O-FUCKING-KAY (trust me).
“Don’t worry baby girl, we don’t plan on anything like that happening in the foreseeable future.” He assured me as he wrapped his arm around me and kissed the side of my head while we walked across the parking lot. I leaned my head against his shoulder and we walked into the store looking like a super cute couple only to have it end almost immediately when CC saw that they had a kiddie cart that looked like a racecar and he nearly sprinted to it. “HAILEY! I NEED! PLEASE!” he yelled as I caught up with him
“Fine, I guess.” I shrugged as I pulled it away from the rest of the carts
“Can I push it?! Please please please?!” he begged as I maneuvered it into the actual shopping part of the store. Note to self: Drunk CC = overgrown five year old.
“Sure, but you have to push it real good!” I giggled which made him laugh. When the opportunity to reference a Salt N Pepa song comes along, you take it. “But yeah, just don’t hit anybody.” I said as I moved out of the way so he could take over steering
“Yesss!” he said as he took hold of the handles.CC proceeded to push the cart like it was a scooter and nearly crashed into at least three different displays before skidding to a stop in front of the dairy section. I received many a disapproving glare as I walked beside him during this process.
"Hey, maybe we should try pushing the cart like a normal person from now on so we don't get kicked out, alright?" I said which made him frown
"But I wanna go fast!" He whined
"I know, but it appears to be frowned upon in this establishment." I said as I nodded slightly towards a scowling employee
"Fine." He grumbled before giving the employee the kind of displeased glare that a kid who just got told to stop doing something they were really enjoying gives you. The employee's scowl deepened and CC looked like he was about to stick his tongue out and blow a raspberry at them.
"Hey, can you help me find the almond milk, please?" I asked in an attempt to prevent the playground fight that was on the horizon
"Hmm? Oh, sure." He said as he shifted his attention from his new enemy to the various cartons of milk in front of us. After a minute or so of looking we found it, but as I went to put it in the cart, I noticed that CC was staring at a mom with two little kids that was standing near us. One of the kids was beginning to cry about wanting our racecar cart while his mom tried to explain that we had gotten it first. CC looked at the kid, then at our cart, back at the kid, back at the cart, and sighed before he pushed the cart he had lost his shit over not ten minutes before and offered to trade with them. Oh Jesus, I think my heart just exploded from cuteness overload. After he finished helping them move their couple of items from their old cart and got a high-five from both of the kids, he came back with the normal cart while they walked away with his racecar cart.
“That was honestly one of the sweetest things I’ve seen a guy do in a while.” I said as I set the milk down in the new cart then gave him a kiss on the cheek. If there was any doubt about whether or not he was getting laid tonight, it’s gone now!
“It was nothing, really.” He blushed “Besides,” he said as he started climbing into the basket “I can fit in this one!”
“Are you really going to sit in there the whole time?” I laughed as I picked up a gallon of 2% and handed it to him as he sat down then put the milk in his lap
“Nah, but I’ll keep the milk company for a while.” He replied which made me giggle as I started to push the cart down the next aisle. Well, I guess he can’t get into TOO much trouble when he’s contained like this…
**CC’s POV**
“GOD DAMNIT, NOTICE ME, SENPAI!” I yelled at her as she bent down to grab something off of a lower shelf. When we were in the produce section I had grabbed two heads of lettuce while she wasn’t looking and shoved them underneath my jacket up to my chest so it would look like I had a pretty awesome pair of green leafy tits and make her laugh (Yes, I know it would have funnier if I had used melons but I couldn’t reach them, okay?), but it’s been over ten minutes and she hasn’t noticed them and they are cold and kinda damp and I think my left nipple has gone numb and I’m tired of waiting.
“Huh?” she asked as she stood up and looked at me then damn near screamed and dropped her can of whatever when she saw me. “What even?!” she asked between fits of laughter. This was it, the moment I’ve been waiting for. With a huge smile I thrusted my chest out and held up my lettuce tits with my hands.
“Look, Hailz, I got in-PLANTS!” I announced which made her turn a bright shade of pink and snort. Quest: ‘Make Hailz laugh so hard she snorts’. Status: Completed! New Trophy Unlocked!
“Oh sweet Jesus, what am I going to do with you?” she sighed as she tried to calm down “Not leave you unattended in the produce section, that’s for damn sure.” She mumbled to herself as she picked up the can she dropped which made me chuckle
“Hey, can you help me get these puppies out?” I asked her as I tried to wiggle one of them out of my jacket
“Sure.” She said as she walked over and leaned over the edge of the cart to help me
“I’ll go put these back, now…stay there.” she said after she managed to unzip my jacket far enough to complete my lettuce mastectomy
“Thank you, Senpai!” I beamed as she began to walk away which made her look back and smile at me. Once she was out of sight it took me about thirty seconds to get bored of sitting in a shopping cart next to Captain Crunch so I decided to start grabbing stuff off the nearest shelf. Does she need a can of peaches? Yes. I dropped the can into my lap and used the shelf to pull the cart further down the aisle and picked up more stuff. Oooh, peanut butter, everyone needs peanut butter. Hey, you know what we really need? NUTELLA. Why, hello there bag of Doritos, you don’t belong here in this aisle but guess what? I don’t care, you’re coming with me anyway! By the time Hailz made it back I had made some decent progress in burying myself alive in groceries, however, she seemed significantly less thrilled about it than I was.
“CC, stop putting random crap in the basket please.” She groaned as she began to put back all the stuff I had picked out for her
“Um, excuuuuuse me! Since when is peanut butter considered ‘random crap’?!” I asked as I snatched up the jar before she could
“Since I am broke as fuck and can’t afford most of this junk.” She said as she pulled the cart backwards to put more stuff back. Oh yeah, I forgot she was on a college student budget…damn, and I really wanted these Doritos! I sulked for a second before I had a genius idea.
“Well then let me pay for it.” I said as I grabbed the Doritos and Nutella and cradled them in my arms with the peanut butter. She paused to look at me for a moment, like she was considering my offer then sighed and looked away.
“No, CC, I don’t want you to buy my groceries for me.” She sighed as she looked for the spot where I had taken the peaches from
“C’mon! You never let me buy you stuff!” I whined
“Look, I really appreciate the offer, babe, I do. It’s just…it’s complicated, alright?” she said “Now could you do me a favor and help me put some of this stuff back? Pretty please?”
“Hmph, fine.” I huffed as I started making my way out of the cart “But in return I demand the Doritos!”
“Yeah, I can swing that.” She said with a smile as I got my feet on the ground then she rounded up the stuff she needed me to put back and sent me on my way. I started thinking about how I would’ve taken any offer from anyone who wanted to pay for my stuff when I first moved out and it was kinda weird that she wouldn’t just let me buy this stuff for her, and then it hit me. She said she wouldn’t let me buy HER stuff for her but she didn’t say that I couldn’t buy stuff and just give it to her…FUCK YEAH LOOPHOLES! Besides, I’m sure I could pass some of it off as Valentine’s presents. I very quietly snuck away and began a little shopping trip of my own.

Notes

So, this chapter has been like 3/4 finished for about 3 weeks because I went and had my wisdom teeth taken out and was too heavily medicated/ busy yelling at picture frames to be very productive for a bit.
Anywho, here it is and here's to hoping that I can manage another chapter over spring break!

Comments

This is pretty awesome. You don't find a lot of CC fanfic. I really think I'm going to make a Jake fanfic tho because legit no one appreciates him or Jinxx. So I'm going to make a fanfic for everyone except Andy lol cuz I'm already making one where him and ash kinda like the same girl. UPDATE SOON PLS I LOVE YOU BITCHESSS

@Red Phoenix77
Update should be up tonight or tomorrow! Sorry to keep you waiting

Cherry Black Cherry Black
8/21/17

Any chance of an update in the foreseeable future ? This is actually one of the more interesting stories I've read , and funny as hell ! I mean , where else are you gonna get a story with the dogs POV ?

Red Phoenix77 Red Phoenix77
8/13/17

Yeah , I could definitely see him doing the thing with the lettuce . I didn't snort like Hailey did , but I was laughing so much that it turned into the kind where you're not even making sounds , you're just sort of wheezing .

Red Phoenix77 Red Phoenix77
7/5/17

Hey guys! The writer of this story (aka mah bfffffffl) no longer has the ability to sign into her account, so she will be moving the story over to wattpad. keep you updated, yo.