Picture Perfect

I was naked lying on the floor of Ashley’s Escalade. Ashley was naked on top of me. My best friend was giving us the look of death. So I started laughing.

“Purdy I’m going to kick your ass!” Andy threatened. Ashley got up quickly, grabbed his pants, opened the opposite door and took off running. This made me laugh harder. Andy looked down at me. “I’ll deal with you later. Put some damn clothes on.” Andy was being very rude to me, so I decided to piss him off even more.

“Jealous Andy?” I taunted. “Ashley got me naked and made me orgasm three times and I was about to have my fourth one before you interrupted.” Andy glared even more so I glared back.

“Victoria you’re a hot mess.” Andy commented and searched the floor for my dress.

“Fuck you! You’re a piece of shit. You don’t get to come back after nine months with your new perfect girlfriend and tell me how to live my life!” I shouted. Andy handed me my black dress and I snatched it from him and pulled it over my head.

“Can you guys give me and Victoria some alone time? And find Ashley. He’s probably still running.” I heard Andy ask. “Juliet go with them. I need to deal with Victoria.”

“Fuck off Andy! Don’t make me feel like your burden. Just go and leave me again!” I shouted at him.

“Ok just call me when everything is ok.” Juliet said in her sweet voice. God it made me wanna puke. So I got out of the car and threw up. I felt someone pull my hair back and pat my back reassuringly. It was of course Andy. Always there to rescue me. I started crying drunken sobs.

“It’s ok Victoria.” Andy cooed and pulled me into a hug.

“No it’s not!” I wailed. “I’m in love with you, but you’re with Juliet.”

“What?” Andy asked startled and looked down at me.

“I’m in love with you Andy!” I wailed again. Then I became angry and pushed Andy away. I started throwing weak punches. “I’m in love with you and you’re with Juliet! I hate this! I hate you!” I screamed as I hit Andy.

“Victoria stop.” Andy said calmly. He bear hugged me to keep me from hitting him. I attempted to resist him, but Andy kept a strong hold on me so I gave up and just continued to sob. “I’m sorry Victoria. This is all my fault.”

“Yes it is. You’re an asshole. I hate you.” I told him.

“I thought you loved me.” Andy said in a sarcastic tone.

“I do and that’s what makes me hate you.” I said.

“If I let go of you will you promise not to try to hit me?” He asked.

“Fuck you.” I growled at him.

“Well Ashley already did, so I’ll pass.” Andy said. I tried again to hit him.

“Let go of me. I hate you.” I told him again.

“Not until you promise not to hit me.” He demanded.

“Fine I won’t hit you.” I muttered. As soon as he released me. I swung surprisingly fast and made contact with his jaw. It surprised Andy too, so I took off running. I didn’t get far because I didn’t have shoes on and the gravel hurt my feet. Andy caught up to me and lifted me up bridal style.

“Put me down fuckhead!” I yelled.

“No. Since you want to act like a child, I’m going to treat you like one.” Andy stated. I yelled at him some more until I grew tired.

The last thing I remember saying before I passed out was, “Andy, I love you. I wished you still felt the same way.” I didn’t hear his response, but I thought I felt him kiss my cheek.

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