Those Dumb Fan Fiction Moments
Most Commonly Used Line
I've seen this line like a bajillion times.
*Cue Billy Mays*
Hi! It's Billy Mays here!
Having trouble figuring out a short summary for your new story?
Not to worry!
Just use a suicide line!
It'll get readers hooked even though they've heard it on almost every fucking fanfic!
Add your character's name,
Say "was ready to end it all until he/she met"
And then the second character's name!
Trust me! This saying really works!
I miss these :3
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