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Those Dumb Fan Fiction Moments

The Differences Between Homophones

This bothers a lot of people, I know.

"'I want to come along two!" Olivia yelled to Andy.
"Okay. Let's go. There waiting for us!"
"We get to the bar and I order drinks for us.
"I'd like too drinks for my friend and I," I say.
"Sure thing!" The bar tender says cheerfully.
"Thank you!"
"Your welcome!"

*Coughs violently and loudly*
EGHTEWROFDVNGHJ%TEFDIVBYH%T#$NRWEDFSVBIG
@%&*^#
*Explodes from so much anger*

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!? ^^^
YOU LEARNED THIS SHIT IN THIRD FUCKING GRADE YOU STUPID SACK OF CUNT, MAYBE EVEN EARLIER.
JUST...GO BACK TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND LEARN YOUR HOMOPHONES!
GAHH.
BOTHER ME DO GODDAMN MUCH!


Notes

Comments

I miss these :3

onefinalfightdoe onefinalfightdoe
9/5/17

I currently have two stories ongoing on this site , and my roomie posts her stuff on Wattpad , and we've noticed a theme with the fanfics on both sites . We've reached the conclusion that roughly 90% of the stories are written with a main character who is a self - harming depressed emo chick , who is either abused by her parents or lives in an orphanage . Are people trying to say that these are the only type of girls who are interested in BVB ? If I read one more of these , I may run shrieking into the streets .

Red Phoenix77 Red Phoenix77
8/8/17

Not all of them . The OFC in my story is 5'10" tall , only an inch shorter than Ashley . She also has curly , normal color hair , a real job , and a non - standard name , WITH a middle name . Plus a normal family who doesn't hate her . So I suppose that makes her the anti - Christ of fanfic characters , right ?

Red Phoenix77 Red Phoenix77
6/23/17

@anathema
I have done most of this shit, and sometimes I still do. I'm such a hypocrite. cx

The Wretched And Divine The Wretched And Divine
9/28/15

This is so fucking funny dude! I'm sure I've done at least half of this shit too! Bwahaha!!!

anathema anathema
9/28/15
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