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Those Dumb Fan Fiction Moments

Pregnancies

Pregnancies?

Ya'll are doing it wrong.

First of all, it takes nine months until a woman has a baby and it's not fun like it's said to be in fan fictions.

Also, when babies are born, THEY DON'T FUCKING COME OUT WITH A SMILE ON THEIR FACE. THEY'RE CRYING BECAUSE THEY CAN'T BREATHE.

I swear people need to go back to middle school health class.*

*Credit to chipmunkcalling for the idea. (:

Notes

Comments

I miss these :3

I currently have two stories ongoing on this site , and my roomie posts her stuff on Wattpad , and we've noticed a theme with the fanfics on both sites . We've reached the conclusion that roughly 90% of the stories are written with a main character who is a self - harming depressed emo chick , who is either abused by her parents or lives in an orphanage . Are people trying to say that these are the only type of girls who are interested in BVB ? If I read one more of these , I may run shrieking into the streets .

Red Phoenix77 Red Phoenix77
8/8/17

Not all of them . The OFC in my story is 5'10" tall , only an inch shorter than Ashley . She also has curly , normal color hair , a real job , and a non - standard name , WITH a middle name . Plus a normal family who doesn't hate her . So I suppose that makes her the anti - Christ of fanfic characters , right ?

Red Phoenix77 Red Phoenix77
6/23/17

@anathema
I have done most of this shit, and sometimes I still do. I'm such a hypocrite. cx

This is so fucking funny dude! I'm sure I've done at least half of this shit too! Bwahaha!!!

anathema anathema
9/28/15