Those Dumb Fan Fiction Moments
The Character Describing Itself In The Beginning Of The Book?
STOP. NOW.
Are you joining a drug/alcohol counseling group or what? Because, it sounds like it.
Also, if it's in the character's point of view, why would you introduce yourself to yourself? That makes zero sense.
Sure, I do that every day when I wake up! -.-
I miss these :3
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