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Those Dumb Fan Fiction Moments

How Adoption Story Plots Are

1. Olivia is the only punk/emo/alternative/whatever girl in the orphanage, and she's bullied by everyone else because of this and also has a disorder of some kind. She thinks she'll never get adopted because she's a teenager and most parents want kids.

2. BVB almost adopts one of her bullies, but chooses her.

3. BVB takes her to Hot Topic and a lot of other places to go shopping for new things (since her other things are apparently not good enough, gross looking, or smell like mothballs).

4. She goes to school and is picked on by other kids for being different, but makes a couple punk/emo/alternative/whatever friends, along with finding a boyfriend (which in most cases is the person that adopted her. *Cough* Andy! *Cough*).

5. The bullies from her orphanage and in her new school beat her up and she tries to hide it, messing up her relationship by doing so.

6. A member of BVB finds out and makes her feel better (usually through sex).

7. Things are fixed and back to sunshine and rainbows!

This is basically how most fucking adoption stories go and it's shit.*

*Credit to..BlackVeiledEvanscence

Notes

Comments

I miss these :3

I currently have two stories ongoing on this site , and my roomie posts her stuff on Wattpad , and we've noticed a theme with the fanfics on both sites . We've reached the conclusion that roughly 90% of the stories are written with a main character who is a self - harming depressed emo chick , who is either abused by her parents or lives in an orphanage . Are people trying to say that these are the only type of girls who are interested in BVB ? If I read one more of these , I may run shrieking into the streets .

Red Phoenix77 Red Phoenix77
8/8/17

Not all of them . The OFC in my story is 5'10" tall , only an inch shorter than Ashley . She also has curly , normal color hair , a real job , and a non - standard name , WITH a middle name . Plus a normal family who doesn't hate her . So I suppose that makes her the anti - Christ of fanfic characters , right ?

Red Phoenix77 Red Phoenix77
6/23/17

@anathema
I have done most of this shit, and sometimes I still do. I'm such a hypocrite. cx

This is so fucking funny dude! I'm sure I've done at least half of this shit too! Bwahaha!!!

anathema anathema
9/28/15