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Those Dumb Fan Fiction Moments

Summary

Pointless rants about fan fiction. Some people like it, some don't.
*Credit to the person who made this on another site
I'm taking requests for rants. If someone wants me to rant about a particular topic, message me and I'll do it. Of course, I'll give you credit.
If you get butt hurt easily and can't take jokes, I advise you to click the back button now.

*Rated NC-17 for swearing and sexual topics.




































Chapters

  1. Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy, Andy -_-

    I've noticed that a good majority of the fan fiction stories are about Andy and another chick falling in love.

  2. Those Alarm Clocks Though...

  3. The Character Describing Itself In The Beginning Of The Book?

  4. No Actual Restaurants or Cafe's, Only Made Up Ones. >:D

  5. Unnecessary Exclamation Points

  6. Waking Up And People's Eyes

  7. Teacher And A Student? Ew...

  8. Fan Fiction That Are The Names Of Song Titles

  9. Kissing Phrases

  10. Sex Slaves?

  11. Gay Fan Fiction

  12. The Main Character's Vocabulary

  13. Andy To The Rescue!

  14. Privacy

  15. NO ONE DOES THIS

  16. The Main Character Hates Her/Himself

  17. The Character's Mothers.

  18. Let's Make Andy And Another Chick Fall In Love In The First Chapter! >:D

  19. Olivia Is Apparently A Ninja

  20. "Completed"

  21. Are You From Some Alien Planet Or Something?

  22. I'm Finding And Going To This School

  23. "Olivia Doesn't Wear Makeup"

  24. This Makes Zero Sense

  25. Incest Fanfics

  26. So, Andy Smells Weird..

  27. Everyone Hates Chr-I Mean Olivia o_o

  28. Is This Olivia or Christine? I DUNNO!

  29. In Some Cases...

  30. Is Olivia Even Talking? Like, What?

  31. I'M EVERYWHERE

  32. Fallen Angel And Adoption Stories

  33. Olivia's Endless Wardrobe

  34. Counseling At 3AM

  35. You Stupid!

  36. Breaking And Entering

  37. Pregnancies

  38. Oh Shit o-o

  39. Near-Death Experiences

  40. Olivia Don't Type, She Punch! *Says In Country Voice*

  41. Besties For Life!

  42. No Need For The Hospital Stay

  43. Teacher And Student Sex Stories

    I did "Teacher And Student Love Stories" already, so let's touch on this subject.

  44. How The Teacher Dresses In Teacher-Student Sex Fan Fiction

  45. Generic Names

  46. Oh Shit, Andy's Flashing The Pedo Grin!

  47. Self-Harming In Fanfics

  48. Smut

  49. This Just..ERGHHH

  50. Unnatural Hair

  51. Singing

  52. Lucky Little Bitches

  53. Soul Staring

  54. #Emotional!

  55. Interracial Love

  56. Adoption Stories #2

  57. Chain Smoker Much?

  58. Tall Girls

  59. One Shots

  60. Love At First Sight

  61. The Three Most Common Places Fan Fiction Stories Take Place In

  62. Intense Blushing Is Not A Good Thing, Olivia

  63. Common Sense!

  64. Dating When You Hardly Know Each Other

  65. Really Guys? Really?

  66. Teacher And Student #3 Fan Fiction Stories

  67. Who Is That?

  68. Oliver Sykes? Um..No.

  69. The Description Of Andy's Eyes

  70. Running Away?

  71. Bridal Style

  72. On "Cats 101" On Animal Planet...

  73. Andy's A Monkey!

  74. The Band Always Has TONS Of Time

  75. No One Even Cares

  76. Smirking

  77. No Paragraphs For You

  78. Constructive Criticism

  79. Let's Get Descriptive!

  80. When The Titles Reveal...

  81. READ MY STORY!

  82. There's Always That Bitch..

  83. The Differences Between Homophones

  84. Nothing To Do With Fan Fiction

  85. Characters Are So Polite.

  86. Ex-Boyfriends Of Olivia's

  87. No Food For Olivia

  88. Apple Products

  89. That Fucking Group Of Friends

  90. Movie Choice

  91. I'm So Poor :'(

  92. Point Of Views

  93. Long Author's Notes. BORINGG!

  94. Introductions

  95. Other Bands In BVB Fan Fiction

  96. Father-Daughter Smut

  97. Most Commonly Used Line

  98. Oh, That's So Fucking Scary!

  99. Andy Is Not Your Saviour

  100. Band Addictions

  101. OMG GUYS. NOT A FANFIC BUT OMGGGG

  102. Why?

  103. UPDATING...ERGHHH

  104. A Common Problem I Have. Anyone Else?

  105. Supernatural Fan Fiction

  106. I'm A Horrible Person xD

  107. I Tell People I'm A Psycho >:D

  108. Don't Give Up, Bitch!

  109. How 'Bout, Let's Not.

  110. This Is Not Smart, Nor Safe

  111. This Whole Plot Is Just The Dumbest Plot EVER

  112. Sketchy Ass Stories

  113. You Think You Can Get Away With That, Like I Can, But You Can't. No.

  114. Typing Styles

  115. Character Traits

  116. Kidnapping Fan Fiction

  117. Ship BVB Member Fan Fiction

  118. GET A GODDAMN SUMMARY

  119. Whenever I See This, I Chortle

  120. ALWAYS

  121. Don't Write Scripts, Write Stories!

  122. Olivia's One And Only Hair Style

  123. When Titles Of Stories Are Too Long

  124. Bruh...

  125. BVB's Skin Color

  126. Andy Biersack, The Dirty Hobo

  127. Olivia Has Mind Powers o-o

  128. Trouble Is On The Horizon For Olivia!

  129. Bullying

  130. Yep, Basically.

  131. In My Defense...For 1 Commenter *Not A Rant*

  132. Smut Dirty Talk x'D

  133. Talking Eyes

  134. Of Course...

  135. Suree Olivia, You TOTALLY Have Trust Issues

  136. There's Protection For That!

  137. Olivia Is "Crazy" And "Random"

  138. Olivia Is A Horrible Second Mother

  139. French Kissing

  140. Ripping Clothing

  141. Andy's Dora The Explorer Now

  142. Someone Call The Doctor, This Is A Crisis!

  143. Awe, Andy And Olivia Are Potato Sack Racing!

  144. Sometimes In Stories, The Main Girl Character Doesn't Have A Generic Name

  145. I Guess Olivia Hasn't Hit Puberty Yet!

  146. Underage Dating/Fucking

  147. Text Speak

  148. Passports

  149. OML x'D

  150. How Adoption Story Plots Are

  151. Romantic Scenes

  152. Juliet Simms

  153. #Groupies

  154. Author's Note

  155. A Little Expensive, Eh?

  156. Massive Time Gaps

  157. What Are You Doing Olivia?

  158. Olivia The Zombie O_O

  159. So, Uh, Andy's A Borange

  160. I Didn't Know This Was English Class

  161. I Need A Summary On Characters Please!

  162. Fetus Pictures

  163. Andy's Flirting Techniques

  164. That One Story...

  165. Andy Said, Olivia said.

  166. Olivia's Best Friend...

  167. WHY ANDY, CC, AND ASHLEY?!

  168. Olivia Ain't No Geek/Nerd

  169. This Both3rs M3

  170. That Awkward Moment...When No One Reads Your Stories

  171. Andy's Daughter

  172. From Now On... *NOT A RANT*

  173. Got A MCR Fanfiction Account? *NOT A RANT*

  174. Olivia The Trans Gender...NOT

  175. ERGHGHDGHJYTEDGF

  176. WTF ANDY. AHEM.

  177. OLIVIA TURNED INTO A PIG D:

  178. Explaining The School

  179. **RANT ABOUT DANNY WORSNOP** ;-;

  180. We Have Summaries and Prologues For A Reason!

  181. Olivia And Andy Have Staring Problems

  182. Stealing Someone Else's Ideas

  183. Incorrect Ratings

  184. Cheesy Pick Up Lines

  185. WHY U NO LIKE CURLY HAIR

  186. CAN I GET NOTICED?

  187. Fisting O_O

  188. Description Please? -_-

  189. Juliet's Character Picture

  190. Come Up With Something Original!

  191. Middle Names

  192. WOW. *Has nothing to do with fan fiction*

  193. Stop Asking Already!

  194. Creativity Please?

  195. Pregnancy Stories

  196. Jobs

  197. My Next Humor Story Thing *NOT A RANT*

  198. When A Story Has A "Trigger Warning"

  199. I'M BACK

  200. Idc What You're Wearing Tbfh

Comments

I miss these :3

I currently have two stories ongoing on this site , and my roomie posts her stuff on Wattpad , and we've noticed a theme with the fanfics on both sites . We've reached the conclusion that roughly 90% of the stories are written with a main character who is a self - harming depressed emo chick , who is either abused by her parents or lives in an orphanage . Are people trying to say that these are the only type of girls who are interested in BVB ? If I read one more of these , I may run shrieking into the streets .

Red Phoenix77 Red Phoenix77
8/8/17

Not all of them . The OFC in my story is 5'10" tall , only an inch shorter than Ashley . She also has curly , normal color hair , a real job , and a non - standard name , WITH a middle name . Plus a normal family who doesn't hate her . So I suppose that makes her the anti - Christ of fanfic characters , right ?

Red Phoenix77 Red Phoenix77
6/23/17

@anathema
I have done most of this shit, and sometimes I still do. I'm such a hypocrite. cx

This is so fucking funny dude! I'm sure I've done at least half of this shit too! Bwahaha!!!

anathema anathema
9/28/15