It Just One Of Those Days.

(Kenny.)
Today was not my day.
"Someone in pain?" I nod. "Rag?" I nod and moaned. Sometimes you gotta hate Mother Nature.
Why can't she just text you like,
'HEY YOURE NOT PREGGOS!! ENJOY LIFE! SEE YOU NEXT MONTH!'
.. But no, my vagina had to be bleeding just so I could know that I wasn't expecting a baby. Stupid Female Struggles.
"Do you need anything?"
"Chocolate." I said, earning a chuckle from Matty. "Pleaaaasssee? Pweeetttty please? With like gummy bears and sharks on top?" He sighs.
"Fine.. Anything else?"
"Women shit..." His eyes widen.
"I'm not going through that lane."
"Not even if my vagina was exploding with blood?"
"No.. I would take you to the hospital if that happened."
"Butt face."
"I'll go, but I need you to go to the couch." I nod and he smiles.
"Bring movies... I wanna cuddle." He nods and leaves the room. My phone starts to ring, I stretch to reach it, until my fat fingers wrapped around the device.
"Hello?"
"Good... Afternoon sunshine, ready for today?"
"No..."
"Why not?"
"Mother Nature attacked me last night..."
"Awwwwhhhh Man!!" I chuckle and CC whines. "There's goes that one, you still wanna go out?"
"Not today, I just don't feel really good CC... I'm sorry." "It's alright, woman problems, I understand." I roll my eyes. "Maybe a little one wouldn't hurt... I'll be ready in about five hours... I'm gonna cuddle with my best friend, and eat loads of chocolate." He chuckles.
"Alright beautiful... See you in 5 hours."
"See you."

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