I'm going to get tacos! Yes, yes, yummy tacos! I need to get tacos! If I don't, Kara will rape me! So I'm on my way to Taco Bell! That's totally going on our next album. As I turn into Taco Bell I see the drive through is packed. I decide to park my car and go inside. I enter through the first doors, but the second doors are locked. I knock on the glass and peer inside. "Hello?" They're are no people at the counter... Oh wait, there is someone there. She has the weirdest look on her face. I think she's looking at me. I wave for her to open the door. She disappears into the kitchen. Ugh, dumb blond. I walk back to the first doors, only to see they're locked as well. What the hell? I'm trapped in the tiny space in between the second and first doors of Taco Bell. Well, this is one of the strangest situations I have been into in a while...

All of a sudden I hear a girl come on to the intercom. "Hi there, I'm Anya! How are you Ashley Purdy?" I sigh and roll my eyes. Oh great, another crazy fan girl. I run a hand over my face in frustration. "I'm not doing fine, I'd be doing better if I could get out of here." Anya starts to giggle. "I'll let you out under one condition." I cross my arms and shake my head. "What is it?" She laughs some more. "You have to make out with me and sign my shirt." I sigh and stomp my foot. "Fine, get in here." She gets off the intercom and I see her come out of the kitchen area. As she approaches the door I notice that she isn't as unattractive as I thought she'd be. Blond hair, blue eyes, freckles, slim body, not bad. But, I still think Kara is more attractive, and this chick is totally nuts'o for locking me in here! She stretches out her shirt and hands me a Sharpie so I can sign it. "Thanks! And, time to make out." She lunges towards me and smacks her lips on mine. I let her kiss me for a few moments then I unwrap her arms from me. "See ya!" I say as I zoom past her towards Taco Bells kitchen. I slide over the counter and go towards the drive through area. I steal a twelve pack of tacos from the lady that was about to give it to the person waiting in their car. I jump out the drive through window and start to laugh my ass off as I run to my car. That had to be the strangest fast food incidence I have ever been in. Well, except the time the lady handing me my food puked all over the it as she was saying how hot I was. That was defiantly strange...

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