A New Beginning
Chapter 10
***Warning, it's a bit dirty. But, really funny.***
Hmmm, Ashley has nice abs. "Orgy time!" He yells with one hip popped and his arms in the air. "ASHLEY! No, stop being a man whore!" I run up to him and lightly punch him in the abs. "Rock hard, baby." He winks at me. I roll my eyes. I can't resist to laugh as I go up the stairs to Andy's bedroom. In the week that I've known these guys I still haven't met Jinxx, Jake, or CC. They're out of town visiting family for a month or two. This is my third time being at their house.
The first time was playing video games last week, and the second was watching the latest batman movie with Andy in his bedroom last Wednesday. We could have watched it down stairs, but he insisted that the TV in his room had better HD. So, we sat on his huge king sized bed. I wanted to cuddle with him so bad. I was so nervous during that whole two hour movie. He didn't even put butter on the popcorn for me, that was so sweet. One day last week he asked why I didn't eat pizza, so I told him I was highly lactose intolerant. I said I could eat pizza if I took, like, eight lactose pills. Which I do, but not at school.
I can remember all the times our hands brushed when we would reach for the popcorn. I would get what felt like a jolt of electricity when ever we touched. But, the best part was when he put his arm around me. And, towards the end of the movie I was getting sleepy, so rested my head on his shoulder. I fell asleep believe it or not. I remember he bridal carried me down the stairs and sat me in his car. When I was finally fully awake we were parked outside my house. Let's just say I was defiantly in heaven for no more then three hours that day. But, I was super nervous, I thought I might fart while we were watching the movie.
I jump on his king sized bed with my arms and legs spread out. Andy and Ashley enter the room and sit a crossed from me. "That's a tempting position." Ashley says, wiggling his eye brows. I quick sit up and throw a pillow at him. He throws it back at me and I throw it back at him. Andy seems amused watching our pillow war. Ashley puts it back where it originally came from. "Let's start the game, I have some really good truths in my head."
We play Rock Paper Scissors to see who goes first. Of course, Mr.Spandex wins. "Haha, okay, Kara, is it true you would rather suck my dick then Andy's?" I burst out laughing and fall back on Andy's pillows. "Serious question." Ashley says in a funny accent. "Sorry Ashley, but that's not true." Ashley's jaw drops open and Andy's does, too. "WHAT!" Ashley says in a high pitched voice. "Well, Andy's taller so I think his would be bigger." Andy starts laughing with me. He gives me a high five. Ashley is left sitting there flabbergasted. "Okay, your turn Kara." He eventually says. Hmmmmm, what should I say. "I dare everyone here, including myself, to slap each others butts and whisper something seductive." Andy gets a big smirk on his face. Ashley starts dancing. "Oh yeah, slap me first, baby." We all stand up. I decide to slap Ashley first. I totally fail at being seductive because I start laughing. I've never slapped a guys ass while they're wearing spandex shorts. "I'll fuck you so hard." He starts laughing his head off. Ashley slaps my ass. "I'll break your bed." He says in his normal deepish voice. He nibbles my ear. Oh wow, that did kind of turn me on. I giggle and slap Andy's butt. "I'll satisfy you." I lick his ear. I can't resist laughing as he smacks my butt. "Have you seen how hot my mom is?" He whisper in his ultra deep voice. OH MY GOD! I fall back on the bed laughing my ass off. My gut starts hurting I'm laughing so hard.
I remember that interview. Oh gosh, those Bryan Stars interviews. Oh God, I'm practically in tears. "Dude what'd you say to her!?" Ashley asks. "I asked her-" he starts laughing and practically falls on the floor. "Oh God, I asked her if she saw how hot my mom was." Ashley rolls his eyes and eventually starts laughing with us. I bury my face in Andy's pillows and kick my legs. Oh my God, I was not at all expecting that. I know this is strange but while I'm laughing in his pillows I smell them. Hmmmm, they smell like Andy. It's a good smell. His cologne sometimes makes me want to hang him in my room he smells so good.
"Now you guys have slap each other." They look at each other. "You have to or I'm not answering any more 'Purdy' minded questions. Ashley breaks out into laughter again. He slaps Andy's butt and says loudly, "I think of you when I watch gay porn." I roll back
over on my stomach. I'm practically cackling I'm laughing so hard. I hear a loud smack and Andy saying, "In sex I'm always batman, and your cat women." I scream and roll off the bed. I hold my stomach. I'm really afraid I might fart I'm laughing so hard.
We all eventually calm down and sit back in our little circle. "Your turn Andy." I say with a mischievous grin. He returns the look and thinks for a minute. "When was the last time you said, or thought something dirty, and what was it about. Besides our little butt slapping party, Kara?" I slap him lightly. "Don't you turn into an Ashley, too." I sit there for a few moments. "Ummm, I thought something dirty when me and Ashley were pranking you. I was thinking of you two going at it. And, the last time said something dirty, besides our butt slapping event, was saying to Ashley that his dick was small." Andy rolls over in laughter and I do, too. "Why do you guys make fun of my dick. You haven't even seen it's beauty. It's a foot long I tell you." Andy stops laughing and interjects. "Ashley it's not, and the only reason I know is because that one time you got drunk and ran naked it the snow." Ashley shakes his head. "Dude, it was cold out, or course he was short." Oh God, now I know what it's like to have guy friends. It's paradise.
"Okay, unfortunately it's back to Ashley." Ashley sticks his tongue out at me. "I dare Andy to say he loves the length of my dick." Andy gives him his legendary stare. "No, that's gross." Andy laughs a little. "Okay I have a good truth. Ashley, is it true you masturbated to me?" Ashley gets a sly smile on his face. He wiggles his eyebrows and slicks back his hair. "Maybe, maybe I did. Okay-" He laughs. "I have." My eyes get really wide. "WHAT! You perv!" Andy quietly chuckles. "I have, too." My jaw drops in Andy's direction. "SHIT! The Purdy virus is spreading!" Ashley stands up on the bed and does a sexy pose. "Orgy time!" I punch him in the balls and he falls over laughing. "Ow ow ow." He rolls around the bed in pain. "Kara, why!" I hysterically start laughing at Ashley. God, I have a feeling this night will get even better.
Hmmm, Ashley has nice abs. "Orgy time!" He yells with one hip popped and his arms in the air. "ASHLEY! No, stop being a man whore!" I run up to him and lightly punch him in the abs. "Rock hard, baby." He winks at me. I roll my eyes. I can't resist to laugh as I go up the stairs to Andy's bedroom. In the week that I've known these guys I still haven't met Jinxx, Jake, or CC. They're out of town visiting family for a month or two. This is my third time being at their house.
The first time was playing video games last week, and the second was watching the latest batman movie with Andy in his bedroom last Wednesday. We could have watched it down stairs, but he insisted that the TV in his room had better HD. So, we sat on his huge king sized bed. I wanted to cuddle with him so bad. I was so nervous during that whole two hour movie. He didn't even put butter on the popcorn for me, that was so sweet. One day last week he asked why I didn't eat pizza, so I told him I was highly lactose intolerant. I said I could eat pizza if I took, like, eight lactose pills. Which I do, but not at school.
I can remember all the times our hands brushed when we would reach for the popcorn. I would get what felt like a jolt of electricity when ever we touched. But, the best part was when he put his arm around me. And, towards the end of the movie I was getting sleepy, so rested my head on his shoulder. I fell asleep believe it or not. I remember he bridal carried me down the stairs and sat me in his car. When I was finally fully awake we were parked outside my house. Let's just say I was defiantly in heaven for no more then three hours that day. But, I was super nervous, I thought I might fart while we were watching the movie.
I jump on his king sized bed with my arms and legs spread out. Andy and Ashley enter the room and sit a crossed from me. "That's a tempting position." Ashley says, wiggling his eye brows. I quick sit up and throw a pillow at him. He throws it back at me and I throw it back at him. Andy seems amused watching our pillow war. Ashley puts it back where it originally came from. "Let's start the game, I have some really good truths in my head."
We play Rock Paper Scissors to see who goes first. Of course, Mr.Spandex wins. "Haha, okay, Kara, is it true you would rather suck my dick then Andy's?" I burst out laughing and fall back on Andy's pillows. "Serious question." Ashley says in a funny accent. "Sorry Ashley, but that's not true." Ashley's jaw drops open and Andy's does, too. "WHAT!" Ashley says in a high pitched voice. "Well, Andy's taller so I think his would be bigger." Andy starts laughing with me. He gives me a high five. Ashley is left sitting there flabbergasted. "Okay, your turn Kara." He eventually says. Hmmmmm, what should I say. "I dare everyone here, including myself, to slap each others butts and whisper something seductive." Andy gets a big smirk on his face. Ashley starts dancing. "Oh yeah, slap me first, baby." We all stand up. I decide to slap Ashley first. I totally fail at being seductive because I start laughing. I've never slapped a guys ass while they're wearing spandex shorts. "I'll fuck you so hard." He starts laughing his head off. Ashley slaps my ass. "I'll break your bed." He says in his normal deepish voice. He nibbles my ear. Oh wow, that did kind of turn me on. I giggle and slap Andy's butt. "I'll satisfy you." I lick his ear. I can't resist laughing as he smacks my butt. "Have you seen how hot my mom is?" He whisper in his ultra deep voice. OH MY GOD! I fall back on the bed laughing my ass off. My gut starts hurting I'm laughing so hard.
I remember that interview. Oh gosh, those Bryan Stars interviews. Oh God, I'm practically in tears. "Dude what'd you say to her!?" Ashley asks. "I asked her-" he starts laughing and practically falls on the floor. "Oh God, I asked her if she saw how hot my mom was." Ashley rolls his eyes and eventually starts laughing with us. I bury my face in Andy's pillows and kick my legs. Oh my God, I was not at all expecting that. I know this is strange but while I'm laughing in his pillows I smell them. Hmmmm, they smell like Andy. It's a good smell. His cologne sometimes makes me want to hang him in my room he smells so good.
"Now you guys have slap each other." They look at each other. "You have to or I'm not answering any more 'Purdy' minded questions. Ashley breaks out into laughter again. He slaps Andy's butt and says loudly, "I think of you when I watch gay porn." I roll back
over on my stomach. I'm practically cackling I'm laughing so hard. I hear a loud smack and Andy saying, "In sex I'm always batman, and your cat women." I scream and roll off the bed. I hold my stomach. I'm really afraid I might fart I'm laughing so hard.
We all eventually calm down and sit back in our little circle. "Your turn Andy." I say with a mischievous grin. He returns the look and thinks for a minute. "When was the last time you said, or thought something dirty, and what was it about. Besides our little butt slapping party, Kara?" I slap him lightly. "Don't you turn into an Ashley, too." I sit there for a few moments. "Ummm, I thought something dirty when me and Ashley were pranking you. I was thinking of you two going at it. And, the last time said something dirty, besides our butt slapping event, was saying to Ashley that his dick was small." Andy rolls over in laughter and I do, too. "Why do you guys make fun of my dick. You haven't even seen it's beauty. It's a foot long I tell you." Andy stops laughing and interjects. "Ashley it's not, and the only reason I know is because that one time you got drunk and ran naked it the snow." Ashley shakes his head. "Dude, it was cold out, or course he was short." Oh God, now I know what it's like to have guy friends. It's paradise.
"Okay, unfortunately it's back to Ashley." Ashley sticks his tongue out at me. "I dare Andy to say he loves the length of my dick." Andy gives him his legendary stare. "No, that's gross." Andy laughs a little. "Okay I have a good truth. Ashley, is it true you masturbated to me?" Ashley gets a sly smile on his face. He wiggles his eyebrows and slicks back his hair. "Maybe, maybe I did. Okay-" He laughs. "I have." My eyes get really wide. "WHAT! You perv!" Andy quietly chuckles. "I have, too." My jaw drops in Andy's direction. "SHIT! The Purdy virus is spreading!" Ashley stands up on the bed and does a sexy pose. "Orgy time!" I punch him in the balls and he falls over laughing. "Ow ow ow." He rolls around the bed in pain. "Kara, why!" I hysterically start laughing at Ashley. God, I have a feeling this night will get even better.
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3/12/14