Things Aren't Always As They Seem

When I got up in the morning, I was the only one awake, so I decided to make pancakes and omelettes for everyone as a sort of 'thank you for everything' kind of gesture. I walked into the kitchen area and got all of the ingredients out.

Once I was done cooking, I grabbed a pot and a wooden spoon then walked back to the bunk area. I stood in the doorway and started banging on the bottom of the pot with the spoon while yelling out "Breakfast is ready, get up you lazy bizotches!!!!"

The bunk area was filled with groans and curses because I had scared them so much. Uncle Ashy and Uncle Jakey ended up falling out of their bunks and hit the ground with a quite audible 'thump'. Uncle CC had even hit his head on the top of his bunk, but everyone else got up and out of their bunks without much problem. I, of course... had fallen on the floor because I was laughing so hard.

"Guys, I'm so fucking sorry!!! But... I made breakfast!!" I exclaimed before running back to the kitchen.

I handed out everyone's plates, receiving 'thank you's and such. The guys and Juliet eventually stopped glaring at me once they tasted the food. What can I say? I'm a pretty good cook. After everyone was done eating, I cleaned the kitchen back up then went to the bunks to grab some clothes for the day.

I picked out some black skinny jeans and a Batman tank top, then ran to the bathroom before someone else could. I locked the door, got ready, and was out in about ten minutes or so. Walking to the 'living room' area, I sighed contentedly. 'I don't think I've ever been this happy' I thought, smiling softly.

"What's up, buttercup?" I muttered, sitting down next to Uncle Ashy who was either upset or just really tired.

"What? Oh... nothing. I'm just tiirreedd..." he whined, making me giggle slightly.

"I'm sorry Uncle Ashy! Next time, I'll let you guys sleep and not worry about cooking."

"NNNOOOOOO!!!!" Daddy Andy yelled, laying down across our laps. Then, he said something along the lines of "That was like, the best breakfast I've ever had", but it was hard to tell because his voice was slightly muffled by the couch cushion.

"Well, I guess I'll have to start making breakfast for everyone on a regular basis, then?"

"YES PLEASE!!!!!... Just maayybbee not so damn early next time." Daddy Andy said, followed be a chorus of 'yeah's and 'please, not so early's.

"Oh, come ON, guys!!!! It's like, 10:43 a.m.!! It was time for you guys to wake up anyways." I said, giggling.

"Yeeaahh... we know. We just like to complain... though not as much as Andy here does." Uncle Jake said, slapping Andy hard on the ass.

"HEY!!!!!!! Watch the ass, bro!!" Daddy Andy yelled, causing everyone to laugh.

"Yeah, Jake. Wouldn't want to injure it, because it is THE BEST ass in the history of asses." Uncle CC said sarcastically.

"And don't you forget it." Daddy Andy replied jokingly, sitting up some and pointing at Uncle CC.

"Oh my God, you guys are so freaking weird sometimes!" I exclaimed, causing everyone to laugh.

Notes

This is the third time I've had to rewrite this chapter .-.

IMPORTANT SIDE NOTE!!!
Parts of this chapter has references to one of the BVB's interview videos. So... I do NOT own the part that's similar to the interview. BUT, I do, however, own the parts that I've changed and the rest of the text. Just had to say that o.o