Me and Andy had been the best of friends since we were eight years old. But after being apart for many years, so many things have changed. I no longer want to be an astronaut, and neither does he. He wears warpaint and I watch him wear it on YouTube. He's in a band, earning and doing what he loves, and I'm nothing.

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What, she's doing ANOTHER story? Yes. I am. I will take over the universe with all of the stories that I write and the world will be overcome with billions of warpaint-wearing zombies who recite my stories and spread the zombie-virus by licking people's faces.

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   I've just realised how weird the summary sounds. Oh well.