Arranged marriage to a Jerk (Andy Biersack love story.) (On Hold editing and whatnot)
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"We are invited to a wedding." Andrew grumbled throwing the white envelope on the table. "Ella and Jake are getting married."
Brushing my hands on my jeans i arched a brow. "I have no idea who that is."
My husband chuckled and shook his head. "Its one of my friends, he is as well play in the band." Andy explained. "And it seemed i missed the deadline seeing the wedding is in five hours."
I just gaped at him confused. "Andrew we are leaving for Paris tonight. We do not have time for a wedding." I snapped. "I was- well am excited for this trip. Just you and me."
His blue eyes gazed at me as a small smirk came on his face. "No, you are not excited about this trip you are excited about the fact that i promise you we can have sex."
"You keeping me on a hook here." I appalled. "Andrew i do not have the energy for a damn wedding. Look at me," pointing to myself. "I am wearing loose jeans and one of your shirts my hair is just out of order and i don't have a fancy dress."
"Yes you, the Valentino. That dress brings us good luck." He grimaced standing up. "Breakfast was amazing thank you."
"You are welcome, but Andy i don't know these people." The moaning in my tone made me sound like a whining baby, but i did not mind. I wanted to get out of LA. I still had nightmares about my father and about the baby i did not have. Non the less I and Andrew did not have sex, not even touching, a kiss here and there but nothing. We sound like a couple in love in public but in private there is two things separating us. A pillow and Andy's laptop. "Can you go alone, i will meet you at the airport."
"Ally." Pure warning in his tone. "You are going and that's that. Don't make serenade you."
A small smile came on my face as i blush crimson. "You can."
"I am going to Jake's, seeing i am the damn groomsman." He groaned. "I am so selfish i did not even hear him talk about a wedding, led alone an engagement."
"You know," i shrugged. "That is one of the worst qualities one could have right, being selfish."
He gave me a slight pout and shook his head. "I think its my best." He gave me a wink and walked out of the house. Was Andy going easy on me? He is not a douche, jerk or any thing that involves me yelling at him. He was sweet, kind, caring not a stick in his ass. It was like living the teenage dream with him; but knowing me that is just a phase. They say the universe has a great sense of humor. That sometimes having your dreams come true can feel like a nightmare. Because getting what you want always come with strings attached.
"Maggie what are you watching?" I asked my best friend as i pulled my hair up into a hot cross bun. "Are you watching Frozen and crying?"
"Shut up." She sniffed. "I just can't anymore."
"Oh sweetie, do you have your period?" I knew she was nodding sadly. "Did you eat pickles and garlic it always make you feel better."
"I did, i have two cases right in front of me now. Jack won't come over he thinks i will PMS all over him, Jim is MIA and you are going with Andy doing SOB."
"Dude stop talking in initials, and no me and Andy will not have Sex On the Beach, Paris does not even have a damn beach." I shrugged placing the phone on the drawer pulling the Valentino over my head.
"Wait you said you are going to Jake and Ella's wedding, if i am mistaken will your enemy not be there?"
My eyes grew wide and so did my mouth. "She called me a bitch at the charity ball and the Christmas party."
"And did she and Andy not date when Andy was in his teens?" Maggie asked knowing she is wiggling her brows. "And is she not as well the person who threw you in the fountain in freshmen year. Cause you know she was a senior."
"Scout Thompson." I growled. "I haven't seen that limey dick in a while. What do you think i should do when i see her? I can't throw her in the fountain cause ya know i don't know if they have a fountain."
"I think you should bring the roaring tiger out."
"I have no idea what you mean by that but i will give it a try!" i laugh hanging up just as Andy came into the room.
"Amazing as always." He breathed. "Even though Ella is the bride, you my dear take the cake."
"Will you eat it?" I asked batting my lashes.
"Might have a taste." He grinned holding out his hand to me. Andy looks always dapper in his three piece skinny waist black suit.
"So i hear from a source that Scout will be at the wedding as well." I whispered as we drove to the venue. "You know you and her had a thing, while you were still in making of the band or something. You know me and her went to high-school together. I heard she was a slut." I cooed eyeing the trees going by. "like a huge- you don't have feelings for her don't you?"
Andy turned me and smile. "I'm not saying my ex girlfriend is a slut i am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be the airport."
The giggles escaped me as i just shook my head side to side. "So no feelings, or feelings will be discovered seeing her again or something?" I asked skeptical.
"None at all." He grimaced. "Why do i need to go back to sloppy pussies. That's not my style."
"And.... you are back." I turned to him. "Hello Andy. I missed your witty banters."
Andy just chuckled. "I never left."
Before the ceremony everyone was standing around like lost sheep waiting for the dog to chase them down yard and into the stall. I love to talk to people, i really do but i just can't communicate with people that's IQ are higher in the music department while mine is below zero. And of course the person who came up to me was. "Scout." I breathed eyeing her in her white dress? Uh...
"I heard you married my ex, how does it feel to have sloppy seconds?" She asked flipping her hair in my face. Bitch.
"I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter." i gave a small smile and drank the glass full of wine.
"We are not in high-school anymore, are you still hating that i had Rick for a weekend, after you broke up with him cause you wanted to go to New-York and see your sister cause she was having a baby. Wait right, you did not break with him your mom did."
"I feel dumber just from listening to you." I grumbled grabbing another glass of wine from the platter as the waitress came by.
"I see you are wearing a Valentino, nice BTW! you look super cute. But not really i mean that piece of clothing does not suit you."
"So you don’t like my clothes… That’s OK. At least I can change clothes, you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your miserable life. Oh look hello sweet heart." Just like clock work Andy came to my side wrapping his arm around my waist. "I’d love to stay and chat, but you are a complete idiot." Andy just gave a nod and walked away with me.
"God you are turning me on."
"Thank you." I grin kissing his lips softly. "I think i will fit in here, the music, the rock stars."
"You have a backbone." He grinned.
"Hey Andy want to make fun of the people while getting drunk?"
"Best wedding ever." He grinned pulling me towards the chairs. I sat on his lap gazing as the people walked around. Andy pulled out a flask and hand it to me. "Drink." I nodded and gulped a few shots before handing it to him.
"Wanna hear a joke?" He nodded. "What did the cockroach say to the man who wanted to squash it? You are just jealous of me. The reason being - I make your spouse scream louder than you!"
"Just no." He burst from laughter. "You are not drunk enough."
"I made you laugh," i stated.
"Lets just make fun of the people okay."
"Sounds good to me."
Brushing my hands on my jeans i arched a brow. "I have no idea who that is."
My husband chuckled and shook his head. "Its one of my friends, he is as well play in the band." Andy explained. "And it seemed i missed the deadline seeing the wedding is in five hours."
I just gaped at him confused. "Andrew we are leaving for Paris tonight. We do not have time for a wedding." I snapped. "I was- well am excited for this trip. Just you and me."
His blue eyes gazed at me as a small smirk came on his face. "No, you are not excited about this trip you are excited about the fact that i promise you we can have sex."
"You keeping me on a hook here." I appalled. "Andrew i do not have the energy for a damn wedding. Look at me," pointing to myself. "I am wearing loose jeans and one of your shirts my hair is just out of order and i don't have a fancy dress."
"Yes you, the Valentino. That dress brings us good luck." He grimaced standing up. "Breakfast was amazing thank you."
"You are welcome, but Andy i don't know these people." The moaning in my tone made me sound like a whining baby, but i did not mind. I wanted to get out of LA. I still had nightmares about my father and about the baby i did not have. Non the less I and Andrew did not have sex, not even touching, a kiss here and there but nothing. We sound like a couple in love in public but in private there is two things separating us. A pillow and Andy's laptop. "Can you go alone, i will meet you at the airport."
"Ally." Pure warning in his tone. "You are going and that's that. Don't make serenade you."
A small smile came on my face as i blush crimson. "You can."
"I am going to Jake's, seeing i am the damn groomsman." He groaned. "I am so selfish i did not even hear him talk about a wedding, led alone an engagement."
"You know," i shrugged. "That is one of the worst qualities one could have right, being selfish."
He gave me a slight pout and shook his head. "I think its my best." He gave me a wink and walked out of the house. Was Andy going easy on me? He is not a douche, jerk or any thing that involves me yelling at him. He was sweet, kind, caring not a stick in his ass. It was like living the teenage dream with him; but knowing me that is just a phase. They say the universe has a great sense of humor. That sometimes having your dreams come true can feel like a nightmare. Because getting what you want always come with strings attached.
"Maggie what are you watching?" I asked my best friend as i pulled my hair up into a hot cross bun. "Are you watching Frozen and crying?"
"Shut up." She sniffed. "I just can't anymore."
"Oh sweetie, do you have your period?" I knew she was nodding sadly. "Did you eat pickles and garlic it always make you feel better."
"I did, i have two cases right in front of me now. Jack won't come over he thinks i will PMS all over him, Jim is MIA and you are going with Andy doing SOB."
"Dude stop talking in initials, and no me and Andy will not have Sex On the Beach, Paris does not even have a damn beach." I shrugged placing the phone on the drawer pulling the Valentino over my head.
"Wait you said you are going to Jake and Ella's wedding, if i am mistaken will your enemy not be there?"
My eyes grew wide and so did my mouth. "She called me a bitch at the charity ball and the Christmas party."
"And did she and Andy not date when Andy was in his teens?" Maggie asked knowing she is wiggling her brows. "And is she not as well the person who threw you in the fountain in freshmen year. Cause you know she was a senior."
"Scout Thompson." I growled. "I haven't seen that limey dick in a while. What do you think i should do when i see her? I can't throw her in the fountain cause ya know i don't know if they have a fountain."
"I think you should bring the roaring tiger out."
"I have no idea what you mean by that but i will give it a try!" i laugh hanging up just as Andy came into the room.
"Amazing as always." He breathed. "Even though Ella is the bride, you my dear take the cake."
"Will you eat it?" I asked batting my lashes.
"Might have a taste." He grinned holding out his hand to me. Andy looks always dapper in his three piece skinny waist black suit.
"So i hear from a source that Scout will be at the wedding as well." I whispered as we drove to the venue. "You know you and her had a thing, while you were still in making of the band or something. You know me and her went to high-school together. I heard she was a slut." I cooed eyeing the trees going by. "like a huge- you don't have feelings for her don't you?"
Andy turned me and smile. "I'm not saying my ex girlfriend is a slut i am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be the airport."
The giggles escaped me as i just shook my head side to side. "So no feelings, or feelings will be discovered seeing her again or something?" I asked skeptical.
"None at all." He grimaced. "Why do i need to go back to sloppy pussies. That's not my style."
"And.... you are back." I turned to him. "Hello Andy. I missed your witty banters."
Andy just chuckled. "I never left."
Before the ceremony everyone was standing around like lost sheep waiting for the dog to chase them down yard and into the stall. I love to talk to people, i really do but i just can't communicate with people that's IQ are higher in the music department while mine is below zero. And of course the person who came up to me was. "Scout." I breathed eyeing her in her white dress? Uh...
"I heard you married my ex, how does it feel to have sloppy seconds?" She asked flipping her hair in my face. Bitch.
"I’ll try being nicer, if you try being smarter." i gave a small smile and drank the glass full of wine.
"We are not in high-school anymore, are you still hating that i had Rick for a weekend, after you broke up with him cause you wanted to go to New-York and see your sister cause she was having a baby. Wait right, you did not break with him your mom did."
"I feel dumber just from listening to you." I grumbled grabbing another glass of wine from the platter as the waitress came by.
"I see you are wearing a Valentino, nice BTW! you look super cute. But not really i mean that piece of clothing does not suit you."
"So you don’t like my clothes… That’s OK. At least I can change clothes, you’re stuck with that face for the rest of your miserable life. Oh look hello sweet heart." Just like clock work Andy came to my side wrapping his arm around my waist. "I’d love to stay and chat, but you are a complete idiot." Andy just gave a nod and walked away with me.
"God you are turning me on."
"Thank you." I grin kissing his lips softly. "I think i will fit in here, the music, the rock stars."
"You have a backbone." He grinned.
"Hey Andy want to make fun of the people while getting drunk?"
"Best wedding ever." He grinned pulling me towards the chairs. I sat on his lap gazing as the people walked around. Andy pulled out a flask and hand it to me. "Drink." I nodded and gulped a few shots before handing it to him.
"Wanna hear a joke?" He nodded. "What did the cockroach say to the man who wanted to squash it? You are just jealous of me. The reason being - I make your spouse scream louder than you!"
"Just no." He burst from laughter. "You are not drunk enough."
"I made you laugh," i stated.
"Lets just make fun of the people okay."
"Sounds good to me."
Notes
Fav quote?
Well im obsessed
3/27/16