Arranged marriage to a Jerk (Andy Biersack love story.) (On Hold editing and whatnot)
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I woke up with my best friends hand in my mouth and my leg over her stomach, wow five cocktails of vodka we became 'Girls gone wild' I pushed her hand out of my mouth and turned to the clock seeing its just after two in the afternoon. "Maggie!" I slapped her butt hard making her jump up.
"Oh i thought it was Jack, you kinda smack like him," She said with a lazy grin wiggling her brows. "Slap, slap."
"Oh shut up." I groaned walking into the bathroom. I opened the shower and brushed my hair back with a sigh. I look like crap. A knock startle me out of my daze knowing its Maggie who wants to use the bathroom. I opened the door as she marched in pulling down her panties sitting on the toilet seat.
"God my bladder is full." She groaned holding her stomach tight. I just shook my head stripping down into my birthday suit. "What is that?" She asked pointing to my rear.
"Oh, that?" i asked pointing to my rear. "Andy spanked me,"
"Kinky." She laughed as i climb into the shower. "Hey do you wanna know something cool!"
The water came down my hair as i feel it covered me like a warm hug. "Sure!"
"Jim called me and he said he was going to kill me!"
"That's not cool," I peeked out of the shower. "That's insane!" She giggled shaking her head opening the tap washing her hands. "Cold!" I yell. "Marget!"
"Sorry." She winched. "Be quick i need to shower as well."
I came out twenty minutes later with my hair in a bun, I decided not to fancy myself up only wearing a black dress that reached my knees and my combat boots. Popping my birth control in my mouth i hear Maggie began to sing. She always does that when she wash her self. I just giggle and applied a layer of make up on my face.
A few minutes later Maggie came out to be worn with very little fabric, a ripped tank top and ripped shorts with flip flops. What the hell. "Slut."
"Oh please," She scoffed. "Who almost fucked Alex?"
I groaned heavily pulling on my beanie. "You really shitty you know that right?" I grinned.
"Only you can say that, if you were some bitch i would cut her."
"mm," i nodded. "With your butter knife."
"No!" she wiggle her hand, "With my nails." She grumbled pointing to her long red nails.
"How do you type with that?" I asked grabbing my leather jacket.
"I got i-phone for that." She laughed. "Ready to go?"
"All set."
Another day at warped tour; what can i say other than 'shoot me now' I sighed heavily placing my badge back around my neck. Tomorrow is the bands off day yet again. So tomorrow Its me and Andy, meaning i am screwed. Literally.,
"All time low! All time low! all time low!" The crowd cheered as i made my way up the stairs ready to hear the song Alex have prepared for me. His arms came around me and grinned. "You came."
"Not for today no." I shook my head. "Go your fans needs you."
He looked confused for a minute before i pushed him on the stage. He gave a half wave to the fans and tapped his microphone. "Wanna hear one of our new songs!" the crowd yelled yes. "This songs name is 'No idea'" He said as he turned to me and back to the crowd.
My best friend joined me wrapping her arm around my waist. I listen carfefully but dozed of in the middle of it. Thinking more of the project i was working on. I am sure Roger will give me a promotion if i pitched the idea to him. He would love it i am sure of it. "Dude," I turned to Maggie. "You have no idea that he exist." She began to laugh. "God i love this song, but its just so wrong in so many ways. This is the song a boy sings to the cheer leader, not a married woman." I just gave a laugh and a roll of my eyes pretending that i am listening to the song.
A tap on the shoulder made me turn around to see a young girl with a small smile. She must be the merchandise girl. "Ally?" i nodded. "Andy wants to speak with you in the bus, he said 'we have a video call with Howell.' " She blushed crimson lowering her head. She must be in love with Biersack.
"Oh," clearing my throat. "Thank you." I turned to Maggie who gave a nod letting me know she would cover for me. I stepped down the stairs following the merch girl. I should at least call her by her real name..."What's your name?" I asked pushing my hands in my dress pockets.
"My name is Amanda," She giggled. "I am eighteen got a lucky break,"
"Who is your crush?" i asked her nudging her arm. "Mm?"
"Oh uh..." she drifted off. "Oh you know," She scoffed. "Andy, I am so sorry."
I burst from laughter shaking my head. "I get it. I am not mad. And don't say sorry, i get it he is hot."
"Too hot, you are so lucky." She sighed biting her lip. "To live with him, and you know."
"Right." I laughed. "but trust me Amanda its not always roses and rainbows shooting out of unicorns asses, marriage is tough, i married to Andy, he is famous i am just a normal girl. Its so screwed up."
"But you give me hope that one day i might fall for a young band member who can give you everything."
"No," i giggle. "You would regret it."
"Are you regretting marrying Andy?" She asked softly.
"No." I smile. "I just regret not getting to know him before i said yes. Cause trust me even if you are soul mates does not mean you will fight every now and than, and about simple stuff. Me and Andy argued about breakfast once. But if you love someone as i love Andy, that fighting and that screaming will just make your relationship stronger, It will sooth you cause you don't get 'perfect couples' You just get messed up ones who hide from the world."
"You mean that? Will i find my soul mate?"
"Don't go looking for him." I smile. "The ones you will find will be wrong, Wait till he finds you." i pat her on the back and walked into the bus with a small smile. "Dr. Howell wants to Skype?"
He looked up and pat the seat next to him. i nodded and sat next to him seeing Howell's face on the screen. "How are you two doing?"
"Good." Both i and Andy said. He grabbed my hand and squeezed it tight.
"Stop bull-shitting me," I was caught back by that but Andy just smiled and shook his head as she said that to us.
"Well we are in Texas." I said trying to lighten the mood. I gave a laugh but no one laugh with me. "Sorry." I shrugged into the sofa just keeping my mouth shut.
"New project for you two, sex. How is the sex."
I turned to Andy and he to me. We both burst from laughter. "The sex is fine." I answered. "Its awesome."
"What she said." Andy grimaced pointing to me.
"Andy when i say sex what comes up? Fuck," I bit down on my lip not wanting to agree with her. But its true, its just fuck, fuck, fuck. " Did you to have made love, looked into one another eyes, say you love each other, being gentle?"
"Andy does not understand that words." I said trying to remain with my face expression not wanting too laugh.
"So that's a no?" She asked with a chuckle.
"That's a no." i can feel his gaze on em and he is pissed off.
"You know what to do, make love."
"How do i do that?" Andy asked confused. "How do you make love."
"I can give you a hint." i grin. "Its not smacking my ass or whisper in my ear that your dick is big, not to mention the breaking of the damn bed,"
"You really wanna start with me now?" He groaned.
"Andrew." Howell warned. Andy shrugged and nodded. "Good boy, now Ally i want you to be in control."
"How can i make love to a man who does not love me, that's just... well that's just wrong. How can you make love when there's only person being in love."
"You love me?" Andy whispered. I turned to Howell who had a nod of improvement.
"Wow, you are so smart." I grumble brushing my hair back. "Like really really, really smart. Did you figure that out of your own?"
Andy rolled his eyes and shook his head. "Are we done?"
"We are, work on it. i want a full report on what love is, and how do you make it. Not the gory details. The definition of it. Cause you actually think that this is not love, but it is. Just dig deep, and maybe not with your penis Andy," She laughed. "but make love," She pressed a button letting the screen fade black.
"By the way, you are a bitch." Andy snapped standing up. "You are glad i have to go."
"I am scared." i shivered with a laugh. "I just said i loved you and you just walk away, i should of guessed that right Andrew, cause no you don't love me, you are robo giraffe, that is not a heart in your rib cage but a metal bucket full of shit."
He just gazed at me and laugh. "I do have feelings."
"Where do you keep it? In your ass or on your dick?"
"I have to go." He walked out leaving me with laughter.
"Sucks to be you."
"Oh i thought it was Jack, you kinda smack like him," She said with a lazy grin wiggling her brows. "Slap, slap."
"Oh shut up." I groaned walking into the bathroom. I opened the shower and brushed my hair back with a sigh. I look like crap. A knock startle me out of my daze knowing its Maggie who wants to use the bathroom. I opened the door as she marched in pulling down her panties sitting on the toilet seat.
"God my bladder is full." She groaned holding her stomach tight. I just shook my head stripping down into my birthday suit. "What is that?" She asked pointing to my rear.
"Oh, that?" i asked pointing to my rear. "Andy spanked me,"
"Kinky." She laughed as i climb into the shower. "Hey do you wanna know something cool!"
The water came down my hair as i feel it covered me like a warm hug. "Sure!"
"Jim called me and he said he was going to kill me!"
"That's not cool," I peeked out of the shower. "That's insane!" She giggled shaking her head opening the tap washing her hands. "Cold!" I yell. "Marget!"
"Sorry." She winched. "Be quick i need to shower as well."
I came out twenty minutes later with my hair in a bun, I decided not to fancy myself up only wearing a black dress that reached my knees and my combat boots. Popping my birth control in my mouth i hear Maggie began to sing. She always does that when she wash her self. I just giggle and applied a layer of make up on my face.
A few minutes later Maggie came out to be worn with very little fabric, a ripped tank top and ripped shorts with flip flops. What the hell. "Slut."
"Oh please," She scoffed. "Who almost fucked Alex?"
I groaned heavily pulling on my beanie. "You really shitty you know that right?" I grinned.
"Only you can say that, if you were some bitch i would cut her."
"mm," i nodded. "With your butter knife."
"No!" she wiggle her hand, "With my nails." She grumbled pointing to her long red nails.
"How do you type with that?" I asked grabbing my leather jacket.
"I got i-phone for that." She laughed. "Ready to go?"
"All set."
Another day at warped tour; what can i say other than 'shoot me now' I sighed heavily placing my badge back around my neck. Tomorrow is the bands off day yet again. So tomorrow Its me and Andy, meaning i am screwed. Literally.,
"All time low! All time low! all time low!" The crowd cheered as i made my way up the stairs ready to hear the song Alex have prepared for me. His arms came around me and grinned. "You came."
"Not for today no." I shook my head. "Go your fans needs you."
He looked confused for a minute before i pushed him on the stage. He gave a half wave to the fans and tapped his microphone. "Wanna hear one of our new songs!" the crowd yelled yes. "This songs name is 'No idea'" He said as he turned to me and back to the crowd.
My best friend joined me wrapping her arm around my waist. I listen carfefully but dozed of in the middle of it. Thinking more of the project i was working on. I am sure Roger will give me a promotion if i pitched the idea to him. He would love it i am sure of it. "Dude," I turned to Maggie. "You have no idea that he exist." She began to laugh. "God i love this song, but its just so wrong in so many ways. This is the song a boy sings to the cheer leader, not a married woman." I just gave a laugh and a roll of my eyes pretending that i am listening to the song.
A tap on the shoulder made me turn around to see a young girl with a small smile. She must be the merchandise girl. "Ally?" i nodded. "Andy wants to speak with you in the bus, he said 'we have a video call with Howell.' " She blushed crimson lowering her head. She must be in love with Biersack.
"Oh," clearing my throat. "Thank you." I turned to Maggie who gave a nod letting me know she would cover for me. I stepped down the stairs following the merch girl. I should at least call her by her real name..."What's your name?" I asked pushing my hands in my dress pockets.
"My name is Amanda," She giggled. "I am eighteen got a lucky break,"
"Who is your crush?" i asked her nudging her arm. "Mm?"
"Oh uh..." she drifted off. "Oh you know," She scoffed. "Andy, I am so sorry."
I burst from laughter shaking my head. "I get it. I am not mad. And don't say sorry, i get it he is hot."
"Too hot, you are so lucky." She sighed biting her lip. "To live with him, and you know."
"Right." I laughed. "but trust me Amanda its not always roses and rainbows shooting out of unicorns asses, marriage is tough, i married to Andy, he is famous i am just a normal girl. Its so screwed up."
"But you give me hope that one day i might fall for a young band member who can give you everything."
"No," i giggle. "You would regret it."
"Are you regretting marrying Andy?" She asked softly.
"No." I smile. "I just regret not getting to know him before i said yes. Cause trust me even if you are soul mates does not mean you will fight every now and than, and about simple stuff. Me and Andy argued about breakfast once. But if you love someone as i love Andy, that fighting and that screaming will just make your relationship stronger, It will sooth you cause you don't get 'perfect couples' You just get messed up ones who hide from the world."
"You mean that? Will i find my soul mate?"
"Don't go looking for him." I smile. "The ones you will find will be wrong, Wait till he finds you." i pat her on the back and walked into the bus with a small smile. "Dr. Howell wants to Skype?"
He looked up and pat the seat next to him. i nodded and sat next to him seeing Howell's face on the screen. "How are you two doing?"
"Good." Both i and Andy said. He grabbed my hand and squeezed it tight.
"Stop bull-shitting me," I was caught back by that but Andy just smiled and shook his head as she said that to us.
"Well we are in Texas." I said trying to lighten the mood. I gave a laugh but no one laugh with me. "Sorry." I shrugged into the sofa just keeping my mouth shut.
"New project for you two, sex. How is the sex."
I turned to Andy and he to me. We both burst from laughter. "The sex is fine." I answered. "Its awesome."
"What she said." Andy grimaced pointing to me.
"Andy when i say sex what comes up? Fuck," I bit down on my lip not wanting to agree with her. But its true, its just fuck, fuck, fuck. " Did you to have made love, looked into one another eyes, say you love each other, being gentle?"
"Andy does not understand that words." I said trying to remain with my face expression not wanting too laugh.
"So that's a no?" She asked with a chuckle.
"That's a no." i can feel his gaze on em and he is pissed off.
"You know what to do, make love."
"How do i do that?" Andy asked confused. "How do you make love."
"I can give you a hint." i grin. "Its not smacking my ass or whisper in my ear that your dick is big, not to mention the breaking of the damn bed,"
"You really wanna start with me now?" He groaned.
"Andrew." Howell warned. Andy shrugged and nodded. "Good boy, now Ally i want you to be in control."
"How can i make love to a man who does not love me, that's just... well that's just wrong. How can you make love when there's only person being in love."
"You love me?" Andy whispered. I turned to Howell who had a nod of improvement.
"Wow, you are so smart." I grumble brushing my hair back. "Like really really, really smart. Did you figure that out of your own?"
Andy rolled his eyes and shook his head. "Are we done?"
"We are, work on it. i want a full report on what love is, and how do you make it. Not the gory details. The definition of it. Cause you actually think that this is not love, but it is. Just dig deep, and maybe not with your penis Andy," She laughed. "but make love," She pressed a button letting the screen fade black.
"By the way, you are a bitch." Andy snapped standing up. "You are glad i have to go."
"I am scared." i shivered with a laugh. "I just said i loved you and you just walk away, i should of guessed that right Andrew, cause no you don't love me, you are robo giraffe, that is not a heart in your rib cage but a metal bucket full of shit."
He just gazed at me and laugh. "I do have feelings."
"Where do you keep it? In your ass or on your dick?"
"I have to go." He walked out leaving me with laughter.
"Sucks to be you."
Well im obsessed
3/27/16