Arranged marriage to a Jerk (Andy Biersack love story.) (On Hold editing and whatnot)
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"God Andy is such a dick!" My best friend bellows. "A think, long-"
"Hey!" i protest. "No, just no." I crash on my best friends sofa gazing at the white wall.
"Here ya go." Maggie handed me a glass of whiskey as she sat down on the coffee table. "Okay what happen?" she asks clapping her hands on her pale legs.
"He half screwed me, i was frustrated, i danced with Jack than i gave myself an orgasm with Brad." I mummer sipping on the hard Liquor.
"Wait, hold up," she held up her hand. "You named your vibrator Brad?"
"You kidding right?" i ask with my brow arch. "i told you this and you come up with you named your vibrator?"
"Yes!" Her voice echoing the room. "You give your teddy bear the name Brad, not your vibrator,"
"Really?" i inquire pushing myself up. "And what's yours?"
"Alexander, the name alone gives me all dirty thoughts." Maggie shiver biting her lip softly. "Mm"
"You know Alexander is gay right, seeing we are talking about the guy who almost had sex with you three years ago?"
Her eyes widen as sadness spreads across her face. "Thank you Ally! Thank you for ruining my fantasy of him drilling me on a construction site."
I burst from laughter shaking my head side to side. "Sorry Mags." I look to the time and sigh heavily. "I have to get back."
"Why don't you stay for the night, we can watch movies, drink beer do each others nails. Play with Brad and Alexander." she suggest wiggling her brows.
"No thanks!" i giggle standing up gulping my drink. "I have to make dinner for Jerk face." I gave my best friend a quick hug and left her three bedroom apartment.
By the time i came home it was just after 7. I look to the kitchen and small smile came on my face. I grab my cell and press the number five button. "hey, i would like to order some chicken."
A half and hour later i place the chicken into a nice bowl and quickly mix a salad. Placing it on the table i smirk to myself brushing the sweat from my temple. "Wow that was tiring. I sigh heavily removing shoes and socks throwing it at the edge of the stair case as the door opens. "Smells like home made chicken, even though i know its KFC." Andy snapped throwing his bag on the counter as sat down.
I sit down across from his with a smile and batting lashes. "Enjoy."
"Why are you smiling are you trying to poison me?" He asks as i put a breast in his place. "Ally?"
"Andy if i wanted to kill you i would not poison you," i whisper handing him the salad. I look up to him with no emotion on my face. "I would wait till you fall asleep, than i will put the pillow on your face and sit on it, suffocating you, or i don't know," i shurg. "Breaking your break lines can also works," i wave my hands to and fro with a laugh. "many possibilities."
Andy's eyes grew wide as mine softens. "You thought this through." he mummer shaking his head as he reach for the the fork and knife.
"From the moment i said yes." i whisper grabbing a piece of chicken. "I also thought of cutting your throat but that will just be messy don't you think? Or cutting of your penis."
Andy's grip tighten on the fork and knife as i utter those words. "I get it."
"Do you?" i ask biting the inside of my cheek. I bit into the chicken licking my lips. "Taste good." I throw another piece in and put some salad on my plate as i stood up. "Like you said Andrew, the game is just beginning. Watch your back, maybe tomorrow you will wake up with no penis, than they can put in a vagina seeing your are huge pussy. I will be in my room. Night husband."
"Hey!" i protest. "No, just no." I crash on my best friends sofa gazing at the white wall.
"Here ya go." Maggie handed me a glass of whiskey as she sat down on the coffee table. "Okay what happen?" she asks clapping her hands on her pale legs.
"He half screwed me, i was frustrated, i danced with Jack than i gave myself an orgasm with Brad." I mummer sipping on the hard Liquor.
"Wait, hold up," she held up her hand. "You named your vibrator Brad?"
"You kidding right?" i ask with my brow arch. "i told you this and you come up with you named your vibrator?"
"Yes!" Her voice echoing the room. "You give your teddy bear the name Brad, not your vibrator,"
"Really?" i inquire pushing myself up. "And what's yours?"
"Alexander, the name alone gives me all dirty thoughts." Maggie shiver biting her lip softly. "Mm"
"You know Alexander is gay right, seeing we are talking about the guy who almost had sex with you three years ago?"
Her eyes widen as sadness spreads across her face. "Thank you Ally! Thank you for ruining my fantasy of him drilling me on a construction site."
I burst from laughter shaking my head side to side. "Sorry Mags." I look to the time and sigh heavily. "I have to get back."
"Why don't you stay for the night, we can watch movies, drink beer do each others nails. Play with Brad and Alexander." she suggest wiggling her brows.
"No thanks!" i giggle standing up gulping my drink. "I have to make dinner for Jerk face." I gave my best friend a quick hug and left her three bedroom apartment.
By the time i came home it was just after 7. I look to the kitchen and small smile came on my face. I grab my cell and press the number five button. "hey, i would like to order some chicken."
A half and hour later i place the chicken into a nice bowl and quickly mix a salad. Placing it on the table i smirk to myself brushing the sweat from my temple. "Wow that was tiring. I sigh heavily removing shoes and socks throwing it at the edge of the stair case as the door opens. "Smells like home made chicken, even though i know its KFC." Andy snapped throwing his bag on the counter as sat down.
I sit down across from his with a smile and batting lashes. "Enjoy."
"Why are you smiling are you trying to poison me?" He asks as i put a breast in his place. "Ally?"
"Andy if i wanted to kill you i would not poison you," i whisper handing him the salad. I look up to him with no emotion on my face. "I would wait till you fall asleep, than i will put the pillow on your face and sit on it, suffocating you, or i don't know," i shurg. "Breaking your break lines can also works," i wave my hands to and fro with a laugh. "many possibilities."
Andy's eyes grew wide as mine softens. "You thought this through." he mummer shaking his head as he reach for the the fork and knife.
"From the moment i said yes." i whisper grabbing a piece of chicken. "I also thought of cutting your throat but that will just be messy don't you think? Or cutting of your penis."
Andy's grip tighten on the fork and knife as i utter those words. "I get it."
"Do you?" i ask biting the inside of my cheek. I bit into the chicken licking my lips. "Taste good." I throw another piece in and put some salad on my plate as i stood up. "Like you said Andrew, the game is just beginning. Watch your back, maybe tomorrow you will wake up with no penis, than they can put in a vagina seeing your are huge pussy. I will be in my room. Night husband."
Well im obsessed
3/27/16