Arranged marriage to a Jerk (Andy Biersack love story.) (On Hold editing and whatnot)
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For it has been a long, yet stressed out honeymoon, but yet here i am back in LA, i still have a week off before returning to work so i decided just to wing it and relax. The relationship i and my new husband have is simple, but at the same time, so, so complicated. Yes i enjoyed the sex but i mean who does not enjoy sex, its fun and releases stress and not to mention, research shows if you have sex you can lose weight. The way he has been drilling me i am sure i lost a few pounds at least.
The arrangement still states, i Ally will not sleep in the same bed as his. I will not cheat nor will i have the temptation to cheat, if it occurs i will be slapped in the face. His words not mine. Never the less Andy Biersack? He is still a Jerk.
"Its good to be home, well sort of." I shrug removing everything from my bag, from my shirts to my shoes.
"I will be in at the studio all day," I look up to see Andy leaning on the door frame. "Need anything?"
"No," i shook my head to and fro. "I will be alright."
"Could you bring me lunch?"
"Why would i do that?" i inquire with my eyes narrowed. "I am not your servant, i thought we covered that up when you had me pinned to the broken bed."
"I am not in the mood for fighting Alyssa, Just bring me lunch. I am not asking you to sell your soul."
"Really?" i scoff crossing my arms. "I think i did that already, but fine sir i will bring you lunch, seeing there is no vending machines or take out places in LA."
"I am not in a good mood okay, drop your sarcasm before i drop you down you knees." With that he turned around and walked out. The door he slammed left me stunned.
I shook it off instantly grabbing my phone. "Hey Mags i am back, you in town?"
"I am, and i am on the corner of 32 and 33th street."
"Uh," i cleared my throat. "What are you doing on the upper west side?"
She did not answer, all that came out was a soft giggle. "Just get your ass here, and bring some goggles."
"You mean binoculars?" I ask confused.
"Yeah, ta-ta."
I press the red button and grab my jacket and purse heading out the door.
Spotted: Maggie in grey shorts, a large red hat and a pink bunny shirt. "Okay, now i get it, We are stalking Jumble Jim." I sighed throwing her the binoculars. "Dude this is weird."
"Shh," she whisper. "I am trying to see who he is with. I am sure its Carol, that bitch always had it in for me."
"Maggie the woman stole a cab once from you." I breathe shaking my head to and fro. "You and Jim broke up years ago, please tell me you are not going be in that phase again being the stalker."
She turn to me and shrug. "I went to a clairvoyant when you were gone, she said he still loves me." Maggie smiles batting her long lashes.
"Okay you went to a psychic?" I ask cocking my head to one side. "Are you high? Rather get a priest."
"Not funny," She bicker. "I payed good money, she even knew my birthday."
"Fascinating, i am in need of a friend now so can you stop playing Nancy drew and just i don't know be judgmental?"
She sighed heavily and lowered the binoculars. "You slept with him."
"I did." i pout. "twice."
"You bitch!"
"Thank you, i wanted a friend so much, so she could just say that i am a whore and well-" i gesture at Maggie. "And a bitch."
"Was he good lay at least?"
"The bed broke."
She bit down on her lip and twirled towards me rapping her arm around my neck. "So good lay?"
"Much, i still hate him. I don't love him." I proclaimed with a soft huff.
"Oh honey, whatever to get yourself through the day you say that to yourself," she laughs pinching my cheeks. "I hope you used protection."
"I am on the pill."
"I noticed, you are getting fat."
I burst from laughter pulling mine around her small petty waist. "Good to be back again."
The arrangement still states, i Ally will not sleep in the same bed as his. I will not cheat nor will i have the temptation to cheat, if it occurs i will be slapped in the face. His words not mine. Never the less Andy Biersack? He is still a Jerk.
"Its good to be home, well sort of." I shrug removing everything from my bag, from my shirts to my shoes.
"I will be in at the studio all day," I look up to see Andy leaning on the door frame. "Need anything?"
"No," i shook my head to and fro. "I will be alright."
"Could you bring me lunch?"
"Why would i do that?" i inquire with my eyes narrowed. "I am not your servant, i thought we covered that up when you had me pinned to the broken bed."
"I am not in the mood for fighting Alyssa, Just bring me lunch. I am not asking you to sell your soul."
"Really?" i scoff crossing my arms. "I think i did that already, but fine sir i will bring you lunch, seeing there is no vending machines or take out places in LA."
"I am not in a good mood okay, drop your sarcasm before i drop you down you knees." With that he turned around and walked out. The door he slammed left me stunned.
I shook it off instantly grabbing my phone. "Hey Mags i am back, you in town?"
"I am, and i am on the corner of 32 and 33th street."
"Uh," i cleared my throat. "What are you doing on the upper west side?"
She did not answer, all that came out was a soft giggle. "Just get your ass here, and bring some goggles."
"You mean binoculars?" I ask confused.
"Yeah, ta-ta."
I press the red button and grab my jacket and purse heading out the door.
Spotted: Maggie in grey shorts, a large red hat and a pink bunny shirt. "Okay, now i get it, We are stalking Jumble Jim." I sighed throwing her the binoculars. "Dude this is weird."
"Shh," she whisper. "I am trying to see who he is with. I am sure its Carol, that bitch always had it in for me."
"Maggie the woman stole a cab once from you." I breathe shaking my head to and fro. "You and Jim broke up years ago, please tell me you are not going be in that phase again being the stalker."
She turn to me and shrug. "I went to a clairvoyant when you were gone, she said he still loves me." Maggie smiles batting her long lashes.
"Okay you went to a psychic?" I ask cocking my head to one side. "Are you high? Rather get a priest."
"Not funny," She bicker. "I payed good money, she even knew my birthday."
"Fascinating, i am in need of a friend now so can you stop playing Nancy drew and just i don't know be judgmental?"
She sighed heavily and lowered the binoculars. "You slept with him."
"I did." i pout. "twice."
"You bitch!"
"Thank you, i wanted a friend so much, so she could just say that i am a whore and well-" i gesture at Maggie. "And a bitch."
"Was he good lay at least?"
"The bed broke."
She bit down on her lip and twirled towards me rapping her arm around my neck. "So good lay?"
"Much, i still hate him. I don't love him." I proclaimed with a soft huff.
"Oh honey, whatever to get yourself through the day you say that to yourself," she laughs pinching my cheeks. "I hope you used protection."
"I am on the pill."
"I noticed, you are getting fat."
I burst from laughter pulling mine around her small petty waist. "Good to be back again."
Well im obsessed
3/27/16