Arranged marriage to a Jerk (Andy Biersack love story.) (On Hold editing and whatnot)
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I decided on my black high waist dress with my killer gladiator heels, my hair in a high bun. Andy on the other hand wore black skinny jeans, a red Slipknot ripped shirt and a leather jacket with a pair of white converse. I never seen him like that. "Myren!" i laugh running into my old high-school's friend arms, she still look the same, her black hair still in the same bob, and still the same style; black and red stripe dress with a pair of gold stilettos.
"Oh my god who are you?" She giggles pushing me out of the way walking straight to Andy. "Please tell me this is not your husband?"
I cross my arms and nod. "Yep. Andy meet Myren Lawson, Myren this is my husband Andy Biersack," i mummer as she pulls out hand. He place his in hers shaking it slowly.
"I am so sorry i did not make it to the wedding Lyssa." She is the only one out of all our friends who call me Lyssa, i still don't know why. "Mr. Biersack, please join us." She grab his arm pulling him over the red oval booth.
"Looking good Ally!" Max yells giving me thumbs up. Another one of my high-school friends, Is everyone in Seattle this weekend?
"Lyssa, Andy this is my boyfriend Carl. Carl this is my girl Lyssa and her hubby Andy." Andy and Carl exchanged firm handshakes as i just give a small smile. "Let me get your coat." Her hands slide to my collar ripping it off me. "Wow!" she laughs.
I turn to Andy who breath hitched. I just give a smirk sliding in the booth next to him. "What can i get ya?' A male waiter asked tapping his pen on his side.
"Bourbon neat and sex on the beach!" i say over the music. I turn to Andy who just nod. "yep!"
"Coming right up sista." He says with a wink walking to the bar.
"How long have you guys been dating?" I ask entwining my fingers with another.
"Next month we are a year together, we met at the Gallery." Carl spoke. "You?"
Before i could answer Andy did for me. "Our parents knew each other,"
"How did you pop the question Andy?" Myron ask with a grin. Oh i don't know, i was in college when my dad called me saying i am getting married. He never even asked me to marry him, our parents did the asking while we just did the walking.... walking down to hell with one another.
"I proposed to Ally at her favorite place in the world," he turn to me and smile. "The rose garden in her mother's graveyard." How did he know?
"Oh so sweet," Myren cooed slapping Carl hard on the chest. "You better top that or no getting laid for month."
Carl and i burst from laughter as Andy just had a smile on his face, his hand came to my leg slowly circling his finger on my bare thigh. "No." i whisper yanking it away.
He lean in kissing the shell of my ear. "If its not broke don't try to fix it."
Playing the role of the new married couple goes to? Alyssa Biersack for the best scene in a romantic comedy! i turn my head slightly kissing his lips softly. "Sure enough you will find a way to break it." i push him back with a grin standing up. "lets dance girl!"
"Hell yea!" Myren laughs giving her boyfriend a kiss on the temple. "Guard my drink?"
"Sure." he smiles.
Myren grab my hand pulling me to the dance floor. "He is good." She laughs twirling around to Justin Bieber who wants to love somebody. "And so are you."
"Hey he wanted to play! does Carl know about the arrange thingy?"
She shook her head as her hair follows her. "No. he don't need to know. Either way he is not gonna talk to him."
"I can't believe you are dating a damn priest, and why is here this is forbidden hell ground!"
"Please," she scoff. "he might be a man of God but he puts out as well if you know what i mean."
I burst from laughter. "i do." Blame it on the alcohol begins to burst through speakers as Myron come up behind me sliding down her hands on my waist. I close my eyes going with the beat.
"He is looking at you." she whispers in my ear feeling her arms around my body. "He is getting stiff seeing two girls getting hot and heavy."
"In his dreams maybe." I twirl around dancing my ass of with my girl next to me, grinding and locking on another.
"Wanna dance sexy?" I turn my head shaking it slowly.
"Married." i laugh. "But thanks for the offer."
"He does not have to know."
"But he is here." I look to my side seeing Andy. "Keep walking buddy, before you end up with a black eye."
The man just lift up his hand in defeat walking away. "I can handle myself."
"No you can't." he push me to him. "I can't dance."
"No way!" i burst from laughter. "Should i teach you?"
"No." he snaps pulling me towards the table. "I teach."
"Oh bite me." i snap sliding back into the booth grabbing my sex on the beach. "Stop being so grumpy. Hang loose let your junk free!"
He just cock his head to one side. Saying noting. "You got something to say?" i ask. He just eyed me. "Fine why don't you stand there and think at me."
Sometimes i wish i had someone fun i was married to. not robot giraffe.
"Oh my god who are you?" She giggles pushing me out of the way walking straight to Andy. "Please tell me this is not your husband?"
I cross my arms and nod. "Yep. Andy meet Myren Lawson, Myren this is my husband Andy Biersack," i mummer as she pulls out hand. He place his in hers shaking it slowly.
"I am so sorry i did not make it to the wedding Lyssa." She is the only one out of all our friends who call me Lyssa, i still don't know why. "Mr. Biersack, please join us." She grab his arm pulling him over the red oval booth.
"Looking good Ally!" Max yells giving me thumbs up. Another one of my high-school friends, Is everyone in Seattle this weekend?
"Lyssa, Andy this is my boyfriend Carl. Carl this is my girl Lyssa and her hubby Andy." Andy and Carl exchanged firm handshakes as i just give a small smile. "Let me get your coat." Her hands slide to my collar ripping it off me. "Wow!" she laughs.
I turn to Andy who breath hitched. I just give a smirk sliding in the booth next to him. "What can i get ya?' A male waiter asked tapping his pen on his side.
"Bourbon neat and sex on the beach!" i say over the music. I turn to Andy who just nod. "yep!"
"Coming right up sista." He says with a wink walking to the bar.
"How long have you guys been dating?" I ask entwining my fingers with another.
"Next month we are a year together, we met at the Gallery." Carl spoke. "You?"
Before i could answer Andy did for me. "Our parents knew each other,"
"How did you pop the question Andy?" Myron ask with a grin. Oh i don't know, i was in college when my dad called me saying i am getting married. He never even asked me to marry him, our parents did the asking while we just did the walking.... walking down to hell with one another.
"I proposed to Ally at her favorite place in the world," he turn to me and smile. "The rose garden in her mother's graveyard." How did he know?
"Oh so sweet," Myren cooed slapping Carl hard on the chest. "You better top that or no getting laid for month."
Carl and i burst from laughter as Andy just had a smile on his face, his hand came to my leg slowly circling his finger on my bare thigh. "No." i whisper yanking it away.
He lean in kissing the shell of my ear. "If its not broke don't try to fix it."
Playing the role of the new married couple goes to? Alyssa Biersack for the best scene in a romantic comedy! i turn my head slightly kissing his lips softly. "Sure enough you will find a way to break it." i push him back with a grin standing up. "lets dance girl!"
"Hell yea!" Myren laughs giving her boyfriend a kiss on the temple. "Guard my drink?"
"Sure." he smiles.
Myren grab my hand pulling me to the dance floor. "He is good." She laughs twirling around to Justin Bieber who wants to love somebody. "And so are you."
"Hey he wanted to play! does Carl know about the arrange thingy?"
She shook her head as her hair follows her. "No. he don't need to know. Either way he is not gonna talk to him."
"I can't believe you are dating a damn priest, and why is here this is forbidden hell ground!"
"Please," she scoff. "he might be a man of God but he puts out as well if you know what i mean."
I burst from laughter. "i do." Blame it on the alcohol begins to burst through speakers as Myron come up behind me sliding down her hands on my waist. I close my eyes going with the beat.
"He is looking at you." she whispers in my ear feeling her arms around my body. "He is getting stiff seeing two girls getting hot and heavy."
"In his dreams maybe." I twirl around dancing my ass of with my girl next to me, grinding and locking on another.
"Wanna dance sexy?" I turn my head shaking it slowly.
"Married." i laugh. "But thanks for the offer."
"He does not have to know."
"But he is here." I look to my side seeing Andy. "Keep walking buddy, before you end up with a black eye."
The man just lift up his hand in defeat walking away. "I can handle myself."
"No you can't." he push me to him. "I can't dance."
"No way!" i burst from laughter. "Should i teach you?"
"No." he snaps pulling me towards the table. "I teach."
"Oh bite me." i snap sliding back into the booth grabbing my sex on the beach. "Stop being so grumpy. Hang loose let your junk free!"
He just cock his head to one side. Saying noting. "You got something to say?" i ask. He just eyed me. "Fine why don't you stand there and think at me."
Sometimes i wish i had someone fun i was married to. not robot giraffe.
Well im obsessed
3/27/16