The Wretched and The Devine

There was a firm knock at the door.

"I'll get it!" I yelled. I got up and opened the door. Outside stood 5 policemen. "Uhhh...can I help you?"

"Yeah." The middle and the tallest one said. He took off his sunglasses and I saw piercing blue eyes. Where have i seen those eyes before? "Does a girl by the name of Sarah Day live here? As well as Emily Walker?"

I nodded then turned around and yelled, "Kellin!!! Andley!! Get down here!!!"

"Did you just ship Ashley and Andy?!" Sarah yelled.

"No! I just mixed their names!!"

"That's their ship name, Gerard..." She replied as she walked down the stairs. Emily was right behind her.

"Would you stop calling me Kellin?" Emily asked.

"Can you get Sarah to stop calling me Gerard?" I asked.

"Then stop calling me Andy, Ashley, Andley, and Candy!"

"Whatever." I said.

"Stop with the sass, Ge- Hannah." Sarah said. "Hi."

"Hello." The middle one said. "The neighbors have been complaining about loud screaming and music. There is a fine of 50,000 dollars."

"What the fuck?" Sarah muttered. "What?"

"Do they have proof?" Emily asked.

"Yes." The man on the far right said. He pulled out a computer from his bag and showed us a video clip.

"You have got to be fucking kidding me!!" Sarah yelled, she was clearly pissed. "They knew, when they moved in, that we are a band. It's not my fault they had a party on the night we did a cover of Perfect Weapon! They knew it was a practice night!! God Damnit! Fuckers!!"

Sarah stormed away into the living room. She picked up her bass and plugged in her amp. After turning up the volume all the way, she started playing.

"Sorry, she doesn't like to be told to be quiet."

"Well, while we have time, can I ask why her nicknames are Andy, Ashley, Andley, and Candy?" The one on the far left asked.

"One time at school we were yelling her name and she wasn't paying attention, so I yelled Andy Biersack and she turned around. She plays the bass like Ashley, from Black Veil Brides, and Andley 'cause she is also the lead singer for our band, and Candy because her parents called her that. She claims it is another ship name." I explained.

"What about Gerard and Kellin."

"During graduation practice she yelled Gerard Way to get my attention." I said.

"She just started to call me Kellin." Emily said. "You guys can come inside."

I let them inside and they took a seat in the living roo. After moving some equipment. Sarah stopped playing.

"So, Candy, how long have you been playing the bass?"

"8th grade. I'm 22 now. Want anything to drink?"

"What do you have?"

"Uhh....Monster, Orange soda, powerade, and apple juice. Oh yeah, water."

They all agreed on water and Sarah used her waitress skill to bring the drinks out. She tossed Emily a powerade and passed me an orange soda. she picked up a Monster and sat on the floor next to her amp.

"So how fast can you come up with $50,000?" blue eyes asked.

Sarah reached in her pocket and pulled out her wallet. She chucked it at him and he laughed. he took off his hat and Sarah gasped.

"Holy shit..."

"What?" I asked.

"Wait....really? Holy fuck!" Was all she said.

"Sarah?"

"DUDE!!DUDE!DUDE!!!!!" She screamed. I pulled her away to the kitchen.

"Let me gooo!!!" She yelled. All five policemen laughed. One of them came over and pried my arms off her. "Thanks CC." She said.

"No problem." He said then he took a sip of Sarah's Monster.

"Hey get your own!!" she said as she slapped his arm.

Notes

This is my first BVB fanfic. I hope you like it!