ouran bvb high school host club

I hate all these damn rich people you know that. after I made the coffee and they had a bit I went and ears dropped on the twins. They were talking about stuff I had no Interest in but I had nothing better to do.
"So he had this nightmare that made him bolt right out of bed" Jinxx said putting one leg on the chair.
"Jinxx! Don't tell them that story! I told you not to tell any one that... why are you so mean to me" Jake blushed and shrunk in to the back of his chair. Jinxx looked him before at took jakes chin in his four finger and thumb.
"I'm sorry Jake." the two girls across from them gasped slightly and held on to each others hands in excitement and anticipation. "I didn't mean to upset you. It's jus you were so adorable when it happened I had to tell them I'm sorry." he said nearing to Jakes face.
"I forgive you." Jake breathed eyes glistening with unshed tears. and then they shared a small but passionate kiss. oh lord give me a brake.
"Ohhh I've never seen brotherly love quite like that before." the girls squealed in excitement.
I soon got bored of the wonder twins and turned my attention to drake and Ashley who were just coming through the door. drake was on Ashley's back rubbing his eyes like a 5 year old, witch if I didn't know any better I'd say he was cause he sure as hell looked like it.
"sorry. were running late." he yawned
"hey drake. hey Ashley" one girl said
" we've been waiting hear for you guys." another said smiling at them.
"Sorry, I was waiting for Ashley to finish his prefects meeting and I fell asleep... And I'm still not completely awake." drake rubbed his eye again. Ashley set him down on the sofa and sat next to him without a word.
"awwwww soooooo cute!" The girls exclaimed together. Ok this is getting beyond a joke now.
"Is that kid really a 3rd year student." I said to myself.
"Drake may seem young and childish, but he's a prodigy" I looked up at Cc as he came and stood with me.
"And then Ashley's allure is his strong but silent disposition." I didn't have time to answer because Drake caught sight of me and grabbed hold of my arm and spun me around squealing "haru chan." did I mention the club uses Japanese nicknames. no? oh well now you know!
"hay haru chan do you wanna go have some cake with me!?" he asked looking at me with his big hazel eyes. my hole world was spinning so I didn't think about what I was saying.
"thanks...but I don't... really like...cake." God I'm getting a little sea sick hear.
"then how would you like to hold my bunny ousa chan?" he beamed
"I'm... not really in... to bunnies." See told you I wasn't thinking!
"Are you saying you don't like ousa chan?" his eyes glistened with unshed tears. The world finally stopped spinning and I looked more closely at the bunny crouching down to Drake's level I said.
"I guess he is kind of cute." drakes eyes widened as he looked closer at my face.
"you're a girl!" he mouthed. finally someone noticed. I winked at him and put my finger on my lips. I knew they would all find out sooner or later but I was actually enjoying watching them struggle. he handed me the bunny and ran off shouting.
"Take good care of him ok!" I smirked and pulled the bunny close to my chest.
"you'll notice that each member of the host club is tailored to the needs and desires of our guests" Cc pointed out opening his little black book and clicking the top of his pen.
"And just so you know, Andy is number one around hear his request rate Is almost 70%."
God if that's true what is this world coming to if it's so desperate for men.
"and until you pay off your 8 million dollar debt you will act as the host clubs dog." yippe for me...
"you can try to run away all you want Haruhi but just so you know, my family employ a privet police force of 100 officers." Ok so I can cast all thoughts of escape out of my mind now. Andy walked over and leaned on the back of a chair next to me.
"You're going to have to work hard to work off that debt my little nerd." he breathed on my neck witch made me jump out to my skin. what is with this guy he's such a perv.
"please don't do that again." I said retaining my compositor.
"you need a serious make over or no girls going to look twice at you." he put his hands in his pockets and looked down at me.
"ye, well I'm not trying to get girls to look at me."
"What are you talking about that's the most important thing, you have to learn how to be a gentleman to please the lady's. Like me." he picked up a rose and sniffed it lightly, showing off his 'skills'. he's just so full of himself it's driving me crazy.
"I just don't think it's all that important. I mean all that really matters is what's on the Inside right ? I don't even understand why you even have a host club like this." I was hoping to get the background on the host club and why it was needed, but instead He came out with this.
"It's a cruel reality isn't it, it's not every day that God creates a beautiful person like mwah that both beautiful on the inside and out." say what? yep absolutely full to the brim.
"I understand how you feel as not everyone Is as blessed as I am but you must console yourself otherwise how would you go on living." lord almighty can I hit him know? just when you think he couldn't possibly go any lower.
"think about it this way haruhi why do you think they put works of art in museums? because beauty should be shared with the world. Just like people born beautiful yo-." I zoned out after that. There's a word to describe people like him... But what is it? . I wish I could remember that word. I went back to listening for a few seconds while my brain thought.
"here's a tip when putting you're glass down on the table extend your pinkie finger, then it wont make so much noise." Erm maybe a pain in the neck... no that's not it. theres something that fits him perfectly.
"but above all else haruhi you must remember how affective a glance to the side can be."
"oh I got it!" I exclaimed. "obnoxious!" Andy suddenly shut up knowing I was referring to him. he went white and curled up into a ball. was he sulking.
"um I'm sorry andy." I herd the twins laugh behind me and felt them place an arm on each of my shoulders.
"haha your a hero haruhi we thought he'd never shut up." these guys are the real pain in the neck.
"I'm sorry Andy but your lesson did strike a small chord with me." did I mention I am probably the best liar you will ever meet and I can cover up almost anything and never hear of it again.
"It did? then let me teach you more my friend." well he got over that quick. the twins looked at him sceptically.
"boss you can teach him every thing you know, but he's not going to get very far if he doesn't look the part. he's not exactly host club material, maybe if we take off his glasses it'll help." Jinxx lifted off my glasses and folded the up.
"hey I need those, I used to have contacts but I lost them on the first day of school!" I said trying to retrieve them from him. they just looked at me well at least I think it was me they were looking at but everything was so fuzzy I heard Andy gasp and click his fingers.
"Jinxx, Jake." he said. I felt the twins hands lock around my wrists.
"on it!" they said in unison. I was whisked away though double doors but hear Andy say
"Cc call my hair stylist, Ashley go to the eye doctors and get him some contacts." we got to our destination and a uniform was thrust into my hands.
"hear change into this." Jake said putting an arm on Jinxxes shoulder.
"what! why?!"
"Don't ask questions! change change change." they chanted attacking me and wrestling me to the ground.
"wait! ok fine I'll change but you two have to get out!" I grabbed there collars and threw them out.
"your a girl aren't you!" Jinxx exclaimed looking at Jake.
"took you long enough!" I screamed before slamming the changing room door shut.

AFTER THE CHANGES WERE MADE
"um Andy are you sure its ok for me to keep this uniform." I opened the door and heard a collective gasp.
"awwww you look so adorable. your as pretty as a girl!" go figure he would still be oblivious as to the fact that I was actually a girl.
"If we knew that's how you really look." Jinxx started
"we would have helped you out sooner." Jake finished
"haru chan you look so cute!" drake squeaked.
"our errand boy is moving up the ranks. starting to day you are an official member of the host club, I will personally train you to be a first rate host, and if you get 100 requests we will forget about the 8 million you owe us!" Andy beamed wrapping an arm around my shoulder.oh lord I'm a...a....a ...a host!?

Notes

soooooooooo comment what you think oh and just so you know jinxx and jakes last name is hitachie in this story ! enjoy