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The adventures of Black Veil Brides


Ashley walked onto the tour bus with a beer in his hand. He was slightly buzzed and sat down on the couch and turned on the tv. Beer usually went straight through him so he walked to the bathroom.
When he opened the door, he gasped and his beer fell to the floor and shattered.

"Ashley, calm down, I can't understand you. Try to breathe. What's wrong?" Jake said on the phone with a panicked Ashley.
"Jake! You need to get over here as soon as you can!"
"Why Ashley?! I need to know what's going on!" By this time, Ashley was out of breath.
"I-It's Andy!" Jake's Heart rate started going up.
"What Happened?!"
"Just get over here!"- click.

Jake ran to his rental car and sped to the venue where the tour bus was parked. He didn't even put the parking break on. He ran to the bus and yanked the door open.
"Ashley, Where's Andy?!" He yelled. He heard a response from the bathroom and sprinted to it.

When He looked in the bathroom and didn't see any blood or dead bodies, Jake started to get confused. He looked at Ashley who's face was white as snow and looked at Andy who had an annoyed face and....
"Andy, your hair is Blonde!" Jake said almost completely out of breath.

"YES I FUCKING KNOW. ASHLEY ACTED LIKE I JUST OVERDOSED ON HEROIN." He yelled and lit a cigarette. Jake's eye began to twitch. He walked over to Ashley and grabbed the scruff of his shirt.

"You almost gave me a heart attack BECAUSE ANDY HAS BLONDE HAIR?!" Ashley nodded his head and whimpered.

"He looks like he poured honey on his head, Jake!" Andy growled in response.

"I understand if you don't like it, but you don't have to be fucking rude!"

Jake sighed and walked into the living room. His heart started to slow down and his hunger started to kick in. He was going to get Ashley back... but he didn't know how yet...

"Ashley, get your ass in here."

Ashley walked into the living room with the still Annoyed Andy.

"Ashley, you're taking me to dinner." Jake ordered. Maybe some food will help him think.

Andy sat down on the couch and continued to glare at Ashley.

"Ashley, you're sleeping on the couch tonight."
"You're not getting my body until you learn to face my blonde hair without being an ASSHOLE"
"Andy baby don't do this!"

And with that, Andy stomped to his bunk and closed the curtain and made a locking noise with his mouth.

Jake was starting to form a plan in his head... heheheh


it's been a while.. I know.... ANDY AND ASHLEY AREN'T GAY TOGETHER IN THIS STORY THEY JUST ACT LIKE IT CUZ THEY ROCK. enjoy and subscribe!!


aw thanks both of you! I don't have much internet access right now, but whenever i do i try to write one or two chapters. It's hard because i try to not make this story too ridiculus and try to keep it real! thanks for all the views and ratings!!!
Please update, this is one of the only funny non romantic stories on here! I love this story cause everytime i read it, it makes me laugh!
IceCoolFashion IceCoolFashion
Oh no do be sad. Don't get sad get glad. Just trying to cheer you up. Update good story