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The adventures of Black Veil Brides

Andy goes to britain

Andy ran around the airport and does what he does best: make people laugh in an uncomfortable kind of way. Matt was laughing his ass off and an old lady came up and smacked him with her purse. "How could you let your child act like that in public?!" Matt just stared at her and andy was doubled over laughing so hard he wasn't making any noise. He took a deep breath and walked over to them. "Sorry ma'am but you have this wrong. I'm matt's father." The was an awkward silence and the old lady just stared at him.
"I married his mom so things could be awkward." Andy said crossing his arms. The old lady sighed and wobbled away. Matt waved and yelled bye at her and the old lady flipped him off. He turned to see if Andy saw that, but he was gone. He looked all around the airport and saw his friend sitting on the thing that people set their luggage on to get checked.
"Dude, you're gonna get arrested!" Matt said trying to control his laughter. He got out his phone and video taped the whole thing. A man walked up to the luggage line to pick up his bags and stared at Andy. Andy picked up a suitcase that was next to him and handed it to him. "Have a nice day. God save the Queen!" He said and the man shuffled away uncomfortably.
Andy got up and walked over to Matt and they got their stuff and walked out of the airport and into a taxi. Andy got his phone out and called Ashley.
"Dude, Matt just got attacked by an old lady! You had to be there!" He said laughing as Matt smacked him. "Anyway, where are you guys? Ok, well we'll be at the hotel in about twenty minutes. bye."
The two got to the hotel and unpacked their stuff. Ashley runs in the room and tackled Andy. They both fell down. "What the Fuck Ashley?!" Andy yelled and bites his arm. Ashley screams sarcasticly like a girl and jumps off him. The twenty-two year old stands up and brushes himself off.
Ashley laughed and handed Andy and Matt a piece of gum. "Ready to go to the mall?" Ashley said walking out the door. Andy and Matt followed him.
"Yeah, but I think we should wear something so people don't recognize us." Matt said putting his jacket on. "So, I got us these!" He said over excitedly and handed Ashley and Andy fake mustaches. Andy burst out laughing. "Dude, i'm wearing mine all day." He said smiling and put it on. Ashley put's his on and Matt does too and they get on the elevator. There was a family with a six year old and a 14 year old in there already and Andy was determined to make the whole way down as awkward as possible.
He looks at Matt and says in the Lightning Thunderstein voice, "Aouwg! I Just Love All These Sexy British Girls With Their British Boobies and Their British Accentsssuh!!!!" The teenager laughs and says, "You sound just like Andy Six, and you kinda look like him." Andy smirks at Ashley.
"I get that a lot." he said in his "interview" voice. The girl's mom and dad are just staring at Andy awkwardly and when the elevator stops on their floor they rush their two kids out and now the three were alone. After the door closes, They all die of laughter.
When they reach the lobby and get in Ashley's rental car, they make their way to the mall..... with their mustaches on.


aaaaaah! I'm here! I'm Jesus! Ahhhhhhh


aw thanks both of you! I don't have much internet access right now, but whenever i do i try to write one or two chapters. It's hard because i try to not make this story too ridiculus and try to keep it real! thanks for all the views and ratings!!!
Please update, this is one of the only funny non romantic stories on here! I love this story cause everytime i read it, it makes me laugh!
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Oh no do be sad. Don't get sad get glad. Just trying to cheer you up. Update good story