The Labcoat

Andy POV
I feel an ounce of hope when her eyelids softly flutter open.
"Who are you?"
"The angel, dear."
She looks at me with a face of annoyance, letting me know that it wasn't okay to joke around.
"Tough crowd."
She rolls her eyes. "Dude I'm not fucking kidding."
"Okay, 'dude'. I'm Dr. Andrew Biersack, call me Andy if you will. You came in for abdominal cramps and headaches right?"
She was so gorgeous. Soft brown eyes that twinkled in the light, and perfect slender hips. She was a goddess looking for help, and I intended to help her, no matter what.
She looked around the room like a confused little child, so I set my hand on her knee to comfort her.
"Umm... Yeah... I guess..."

Chrissie POV
Wow. He was... an... uh... how do I put this... okay I cant lie. He was fucking sexy.
His body was so.. wow... and his eyes.... so beautiful. And peeking out from under neath his sleeve... WHAT?! TATTOOS?!? I noticed the hole on his bottom lip. He must have taken out a piercing for his job...
"Tell me, uh," he said in his deep voice, looking at his clipboard, "Chrysanthemum, are you on your menstrual period?"
Awkward...
I never talked about this stuff even with my mom, only with Dr. Harvey.
"No..."
He seemed surprised.
"Okay. So can you just lay back on the bed for me?"
I leaned back on the uncomfortable mattress while he slid over to me on his chair.
I gasped as his used the heel of his hand to put pressure on my pelvis, with his cold hands.
"Tell me where you feel pain the most."
I sat there silent trying not to whimper in pain. He finally stopped when I couldn't hold in my screams of agony.
He looked up at me with concern. "I'm so sorry."
"I'ts fine..."
He sat up and rolled to his desk on the wheels of his chair and jotted something down on the clipboard. He looked up ever so slightly, and looked back down, his hair covering his eyes. I looked down and played with the hem of my dress.
"I know this is an awkward conversation to talk about... but," so it wasn't only me...
"but do you masturbate often?"
I looked up in shock. He looked totally serious.
We both broke the silence by creating painful laughter.
"No, but in all seriousness, do you?"
Wait.. he was serious...
"Don't be ashamed, Chrysanthemum, you can get sore from that."
I looked down in embarrassment.
"Well, I'm going to prescribe you some pain meds, to help with that, and I hope you enjoy the rest of your evening..."
He handed me a sheet of paper with the info i need to take to the pharmacy.
I walked out of the hospital, with my meds and info in hand, mentally face-palming.

Notes

I laughed when I wrote this ;D