We Don't Belong
Androgyny
When I woke up the next day Andy wasn't in the bad beside me. How the hell did he get up so early? I huffed and fell back down onto the bed. I hated mornings. "Good morning." Andy said coming into the room with his tooth brush hanging out of his mouth. He had no shirt on and his black pants were still unbuttoned and unzipped. Maybe mornings wouldn't be so bad if I got to wake up to that every day. He started going through his closet. "I don't know what to wear." He said turning to me as he started brushing his teeth.
I laughed, "I'll choose out your shirt you just finish up in the bathroom." I answered sliding out of bed.
He smiled, and pulled his tooth brush out of his mouth. "Thank you." And then he left the bed room.
I walked over to his closet and stretched. "Hmmm..." I mumbled and then started to go through his shirts. I finally decided on a shirt with a big BVB on it with the sleeves cut off. "Andy! Your shirt is going to be on the bed!" I called out.
He came into the room and picked up the shirt pulling it on. He walked over to me and kissed me on the lips. "You can have the bathroom now. I can finish getting ready in here."
***
When we got to the class Katelyn was extremely surprised to see Andy with me. "Andy what are you doing here?" She asked moving down two seats so I could have a seat between her and Andy and Andy could have the outside seat.
"He wanted to learn about sex.” I joked as I put up my desk thing and took out my notebook.
"Yeah totally." Andy said sarcastically.
Katelyn laughed, "Didn't you teach him something about it last night?" She joked addressing me.
I shook my head, "No, we ate, watched a movie and then went to bed." I answered truthfully. "Besides from what he told me he would probably be the one teaching me."
"Geez, you're like an old married couple already. No sex? Geesh." She said looking at Andy and I.
Andy shrugged, "That's because I know once we get started we won't be able to stop and that would just be irresponsible on a school day." He answered cockily.
"Oh dear God." I said covering my face with my hand. How the hell was I going to make it through the class with both of them practically discussing my sex life or my future sex life for that matter?
"You owe me ten bucks." I blurted out to Katelyn, remembering the bet. "I'm here and you bet that I wouldn't be."
She rolled her eyes, "Really it's just ten bucks."
I shrugged my shoulders, "A deals, a deal."
"I'll give it to you later." She mumbled as the professor walked into the room.
“Good morning class, I take it you all had an awesome weekend and read the articles I had up about FGM.” She said walking over to the computer so she could put her slide show up for the day.
“FGM?” Andy whispered confused.
“Female genital mutilation.” I answered automatically.
“What?!” He whispered loudly, earning stares from the people around us. “We’re not talking about that this class are we?”
I shook my head trying not to laugh. “No we talked about it last class. We’re talking about homosexuality, transgender, and androgyny this class.” I answered.
He nodded, “Thank God.”
The teacher pulled up the slideshow and androgyny was the first thing to pop up with a definition. “So androgyny is where a person of either sex portrays characteristics of the other sex. Females who can have a board like figure instead of curvy and dress more tomboyish and males who have more delicate features and who wear their longer hair.” She switched to a slide with David Bowie from Labyrinth on it. “One example is David Bowie. But it’s not just a thing that happened in the past. It’s becoming more prevalent today with rock bands.” She changed a slide and a slide popped up with two pictures one of Tokio Hotel and the other Black Veil Brides. “As you can see both front men from the bands look feminine.”
Katelyn and I both looked at Andy, he looked horrified. “Dear God that’s me on a slide about androgyny. Do I seriously look feminine?”
I shook my head, “Nooo.”
“She’s only saying that because if you did that would make her a lesbian technically.” Katelyn whispered. “Which I wouldn’t doubt because it’s been forever since she’s been laid, people are starting to question it.”
“No you’re the only one that is starting to question it.”
“Do you guys want to discuss whatever you’re saying to the class?” The teacher called back to us. What the heck? Everybody’s attention moved to us.
“We’re just discussing how you said that Andy, my friend’s boyfriend, who is right here, looks feminine.” Katelyn answered. “And we were talking about that if that is true it would kinda make her a lesbian.” Everyone laughed, probably not believing what Katelyn was saying.
The teacher looked at Andy and her jaw dropped; she obviously knew who he was. “Umm…I’m so sorry. My daughter loves your music so I thought I would use you as an example.”
He smirked, “Gee, thanks.” He replied sarcastically.
The teacher blushed and then went on with her lecture as people went on whispering and staring.
“Do you want to leave?” I asked him, not wanting him to feel uncomfortable.
He shook his head, “No, I’m fine. Why do you?”
I shrugged my shoulders, “I’m fine.”
He leaned over and kissed my cheek, and grabbed my hand that was under the desk. He placed it on his leg and turned it over so that my palm was up.
“What are you doing?” I whispered to him.
“Shhh. Pay attention.” He answered with a serious look on his face and then he smiled at me. He started brushing his fingertips down my fingers, making a shiver go through my whole body. Then he started tracing random things in the palm of my hand, making it near impossible for me to concentrate.
“Andy I can’t concentrate.” I said trying not to giggle but failing.
“Geez.” Katelyn said shaking her head as she moved over a seat, away from Andy and me. She was still trying to take notes. Me, I was failing horribly.
Andy smirked and started trailing his finger up my forearm and then back down. I finally pulled my arm away from him and set my elbow on the desk and hand on the side of my face so that it was kind of blocking him. He pouted but after a couple of seconds started to play with his cell phone.
***
“So do you want to go out with some of the guys? We have a video to shoot tomorrow and some friends are in town so we just want to go have some fun.” Andy asked me after we were done with my psych class. He pretty much behaved through that class.
I shouldered my bag and then he took my hand. “Sure why not. Who’s all coming?”
“CC, Jake, Jinxx, Ashley, Danny and then you’re going to get to meet Matt Good.”
“So I’m going to be the only girl?” I asked as we walked out of the class room.
“Yeah, they wanted it to be guys’ night but CC and Ashley wanted you to come along too. Plus Matt wants to meet you.” He answered shrugging his shoulders.
“Does Danny know?” I chuckled.
He shook his head, “Nope. And nobody is going to tell him.” He grinned. “We’re going to meet them for lunch in like ten minutes and then have a whole day of awesomeness.”
“Awesomeness?” I asked with a chuckle.
He nodded, “Awesomeness.”
We met the guys at the same pizza parlor that Andy and I went to the night of the party.
“She’s here?!” Danny replied not looking too thrilled. His eyes were still a bit bruised from my assault on his nose. “You’re fraternizing with the enemy Andy! It breaks my heart.” His voice cracked a bit in fake pain.
“Ashley and I told him to bring her.” CC interrupted.
“Yeah we like her, she’s fun.” Ashley added.
“I’m guessing this is Riley?” A guy that I hadn’t met yet but I assumed to be Matt asked.
I nodded, “Yep, I’m Riley. And you must be Matt?” I answered sitting down next to Danny and then Andy sat down next to me. Danny scooted away from me a little bit.
He nodded, “Yep that’s me.”
“Is nobody on my side?” Danny asked.
“You’re just angry because I decked you one. It’s not even like I did it intentionally will you just let it go.” I said exasperatedly. “I called Andy gay and he forgave me.”
“Oh speaking of gay.” Andy interrupted. “I went to class with Riley today.”
“You went to college?” Matt snickered.
“Ha, ha yeah.” Andy answered, as he put his arm around my shoulders. “Anyways the teacher was speaking about androgyny and what do you know up pops a picture of BVB.” He said making a sort of popping motion with his hand. “And then she goes on to say that I look feminine.” Andy continued. “And then you’re girl.” He pointed to CC. “Decided to point out that oh…I’m right there in the class.”
CC laughed along with everyone else. “I knew I liked her for a reason.”
“I wish I would have been there.” Danny said trying to catch his breath.
The rest of the lunch went by awesomely. Our table was kind of loud because of all the laughing and talking but everyone had fun. And Danny was starting to warm up to me.
“You should bring Riley on tour this summer.” Matt suggested to Andy as we exited the pizza parlor.
“Yeah she can be you’re new bitch.” Ashley added slinging his arm around my shoulder.
“Excuse me?” I asked looking at Ashley and he just smirked at me.
“Andy’s assistant he means.” CC added. “His last one had to quit because she got pregnant or married or both.”
Andy shrugged, “I don’t see why not. Do you want to be my personal slave?” He asked with a grin.
I sighed, “Let me think about it. Ummmm…” There wasn’t much to think about, I didn’t have anything else to do this summer and this would be a nice adventure. “Sure.”
“Yes!” CC and Ashley said and high fived each other.
“Now we just have to make you the ultimate BVB roadie.” Ashley said as everyone laughed.
“Oh god, what does that entail?” I asked partly regretting agreeing to go but still stoaked.
“Do you happen to have any tattoos or piercings that we don’t know about?” CC asked with a smirk.
I laughed, "I'll choose out your shirt you just finish up in the bathroom." I answered sliding out of bed.
He smiled, and pulled his tooth brush out of his mouth. "Thank you." And then he left the bed room.
I walked over to his closet and stretched. "Hmmm..." I mumbled and then started to go through his shirts. I finally decided on a shirt with a big BVB on it with the sleeves cut off. "Andy! Your shirt is going to be on the bed!" I called out.
He came into the room and picked up the shirt pulling it on. He walked over to me and kissed me on the lips. "You can have the bathroom now. I can finish getting ready in here."
***
When we got to the class Katelyn was extremely surprised to see Andy with me. "Andy what are you doing here?" She asked moving down two seats so I could have a seat between her and Andy and Andy could have the outside seat.
"He wanted to learn about sex.” I joked as I put up my desk thing and took out my notebook.
"Yeah totally." Andy said sarcastically.
Katelyn laughed, "Didn't you teach him something about it last night?" She joked addressing me.
I shook my head, "No, we ate, watched a movie and then went to bed." I answered truthfully. "Besides from what he told me he would probably be the one teaching me."
"Geez, you're like an old married couple already. No sex? Geesh." She said looking at Andy and I.
Andy shrugged, "That's because I know once we get started we won't be able to stop and that would just be irresponsible on a school day." He answered cockily.
"Oh dear God." I said covering my face with my hand. How the hell was I going to make it through the class with both of them practically discussing my sex life or my future sex life for that matter?
"You owe me ten bucks." I blurted out to Katelyn, remembering the bet. "I'm here and you bet that I wouldn't be."
She rolled her eyes, "Really it's just ten bucks."
I shrugged my shoulders, "A deals, a deal."
"I'll give it to you later." She mumbled as the professor walked into the room.
“Good morning class, I take it you all had an awesome weekend and read the articles I had up about FGM.” She said walking over to the computer so she could put her slide show up for the day.
“FGM?” Andy whispered confused.
“Female genital mutilation.” I answered automatically.
“What?!” He whispered loudly, earning stares from the people around us. “We’re not talking about that this class are we?”
I shook my head trying not to laugh. “No we talked about it last class. We’re talking about homosexuality, transgender, and androgyny this class.” I answered.
He nodded, “Thank God.”
The teacher pulled up the slideshow and androgyny was the first thing to pop up with a definition. “So androgyny is where a person of either sex portrays characteristics of the other sex. Females who can have a board like figure instead of curvy and dress more tomboyish and males who have more delicate features and who wear their longer hair.” She switched to a slide with David Bowie from Labyrinth on it. “One example is David Bowie. But it’s not just a thing that happened in the past. It’s becoming more prevalent today with rock bands.” She changed a slide and a slide popped up with two pictures one of Tokio Hotel and the other Black Veil Brides. “As you can see both front men from the bands look feminine.”
Katelyn and I both looked at Andy, he looked horrified. “Dear God that’s me on a slide about androgyny. Do I seriously look feminine?”
I shook my head, “Nooo.”
“She’s only saying that because if you did that would make her a lesbian technically.” Katelyn whispered. “Which I wouldn’t doubt because it’s been forever since she’s been laid, people are starting to question it.”
“No you’re the only one that is starting to question it.”
“Do you guys want to discuss whatever you’re saying to the class?” The teacher called back to us. What the heck? Everybody’s attention moved to us.
“We’re just discussing how you said that Andy, my friend’s boyfriend, who is right here, looks feminine.” Katelyn answered. “And we were talking about that if that is true it would kinda make her a lesbian.” Everyone laughed, probably not believing what Katelyn was saying.
The teacher looked at Andy and her jaw dropped; she obviously knew who he was. “Umm…I’m so sorry. My daughter loves your music so I thought I would use you as an example.”
He smirked, “Gee, thanks.” He replied sarcastically.
The teacher blushed and then went on with her lecture as people went on whispering and staring.
“Do you want to leave?” I asked him, not wanting him to feel uncomfortable.
He shook his head, “No, I’m fine. Why do you?”
I shrugged my shoulders, “I’m fine.”
He leaned over and kissed my cheek, and grabbed my hand that was under the desk. He placed it on his leg and turned it over so that my palm was up.
“What are you doing?” I whispered to him.
“Shhh. Pay attention.” He answered with a serious look on his face and then he smiled at me. He started brushing his fingertips down my fingers, making a shiver go through my whole body. Then he started tracing random things in the palm of my hand, making it near impossible for me to concentrate.
“Andy I can’t concentrate.” I said trying not to giggle but failing.
“Geez.” Katelyn said shaking her head as she moved over a seat, away from Andy and me. She was still trying to take notes. Me, I was failing horribly.
Andy smirked and started trailing his finger up my forearm and then back down. I finally pulled my arm away from him and set my elbow on the desk and hand on the side of my face so that it was kind of blocking him. He pouted but after a couple of seconds started to play with his cell phone.
***
“So do you want to go out with some of the guys? We have a video to shoot tomorrow and some friends are in town so we just want to go have some fun.” Andy asked me after we were done with my psych class. He pretty much behaved through that class.
I shouldered my bag and then he took my hand. “Sure why not. Who’s all coming?”
“CC, Jake, Jinxx, Ashley, Danny and then you’re going to get to meet Matt Good.”
“So I’m going to be the only girl?” I asked as we walked out of the class room.
“Yeah, they wanted it to be guys’ night but CC and Ashley wanted you to come along too. Plus Matt wants to meet you.” He answered shrugging his shoulders.
“Does Danny know?” I chuckled.
He shook his head, “Nope. And nobody is going to tell him.” He grinned. “We’re going to meet them for lunch in like ten minutes and then have a whole day of awesomeness.”
“Awesomeness?” I asked with a chuckle.
He nodded, “Awesomeness.”
We met the guys at the same pizza parlor that Andy and I went to the night of the party.
“She’s here?!” Danny replied not looking too thrilled. His eyes were still a bit bruised from my assault on his nose. “You’re fraternizing with the enemy Andy! It breaks my heart.” His voice cracked a bit in fake pain.
“Ashley and I told him to bring her.” CC interrupted.
“Yeah we like her, she’s fun.” Ashley added.
“I’m guessing this is Riley?” A guy that I hadn’t met yet but I assumed to be Matt asked.
I nodded, “Yep, I’m Riley. And you must be Matt?” I answered sitting down next to Danny and then Andy sat down next to me. Danny scooted away from me a little bit.
He nodded, “Yep that’s me.”
“Is nobody on my side?” Danny asked.
“You’re just angry because I decked you one. It’s not even like I did it intentionally will you just let it go.” I said exasperatedly. “I called Andy gay and he forgave me.”
“Oh speaking of gay.” Andy interrupted. “I went to class with Riley today.”
“You went to college?” Matt snickered.
“Ha, ha yeah.” Andy answered, as he put his arm around my shoulders. “Anyways the teacher was speaking about androgyny and what do you know up pops a picture of BVB.” He said making a sort of popping motion with his hand. “And then she goes on to say that I look feminine.” Andy continued. “And then you’re girl.” He pointed to CC. “Decided to point out that oh…I’m right there in the class.”
CC laughed along with everyone else. “I knew I liked her for a reason.”
“I wish I would have been there.” Danny said trying to catch his breath.
The rest of the lunch went by awesomely. Our table was kind of loud because of all the laughing and talking but everyone had fun. And Danny was starting to warm up to me.
“You should bring Riley on tour this summer.” Matt suggested to Andy as we exited the pizza parlor.
“Yeah she can be you’re new bitch.” Ashley added slinging his arm around my shoulder.
“Excuse me?” I asked looking at Ashley and he just smirked at me.
“Andy’s assistant he means.” CC added. “His last one had to quit because she got pregnant or married or both.”
Andy shrugged, “I don’t see why not. Do you want to be my personal slave?” He asked with a grin.
I sighed, “Let me think about it. Ummmm…” There wasn’t much to think about, I didn’t have anything else to do this summer and this would be a nice adventure. “Sure.”
“Yes!” CC and Ashley said and high fived each other.
“Now we just have to make you the ultimate BVB roadie.” Ashley said as everyone laughed.
“Oh god, what does that entail?” I asked partly regretting agreeing to go but still stoaked.
“Do you happen to have any tattoos or piercings that we don’t know about?” CC asked with a smirk.
Notes
So a big makeover is next chapter lol what are they going to do to her lol?Her outfit for class: http://www.polyvore.com/chapter_possibly/set?id=74737633 (Same pic from last chapter for the batman underwear)
Hope you liked this chapter ^_^
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3/30/14